External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyThe meet occurred a few weeks ago and I have considered not reviewing because of the potential damage it may do but I am a member here and my loyalties lie with this site which I will now pay closer attention to in the future.
CommunicationThis was actually quite good, texted her a few days before for a meet the following weekend.
Bit of back and forth and then it started to get a bit too chatty, this should have been a red flag, but I’d planned my weekend around our meet, so I ignored it.
I’d also ignored the negative reviews on here, lesson learnt, trust my instincts.
Services/PriceBooked a 1-hour incall + an extra £50 for A-levels. £300 total which is at the upper end, but her pics and AW profile won me over.
LocationHer place is in a bit of a rundown area of Wigston, South Leicester above a takeaway.
I texted her when I was 5 mins out to get directions.
Not entirely necessary as her place is marked on AW maps, not very professional in my opinion but it made finding the place easy.
The flat is a bit grim, no shower, just a grotty toilet with a small hand basin.
It was also absolutely roasting hot in there with high level skylight windows providing the only ventilation.
LooksEmily is the girl in the pics, but definitely not her claimed and ‘verified’ age of 32,
I’d say more like late thirties is being generous.
Quite a fit body, tits a bit small but perky enough.
Not much makeup
No face pics on her profile and I can see why. She’s got an odd sort of look with a ‘strong’ nose and chin.
Not the best but I’ve seen worse.
The MeetThis is where it started to go downhill.
Despite the notice of my arrival, she was still seeing her previous client/boyfriend out as I approached the door.
Good looking young chap who she was kissing deeply. Bit off putting to be honest.
As she saw me, she quickly dispatched him and immediately started chatting as she led me upstairs.
I got there bang on time which was just as well because she said that she had another booking exactly an hour after me.
So much for her ‘no rush’ claim.
She then asks me if I have showered beforehand, fortunately I had, I didn’t fancy trying to wash in the sink!
Her question turned out to be quite ironic, as I'd find out later that her pussy tasted foul and she’d clearly not prepared for A-levels either!
She looked good in black holdups and lace bra though.
The chatter was now in full flow
as she offered me a drink, I declined, she shrugged and poured herself a large one.
She wasn’t making much sense, ranting on about a stalker and how people had a vendetta against her.
She was trying to show me something on her phone, but I was obviously not interested as all this nonsense was eating into my hour.
Overall, I wasn’t feeling much chemistry, a lot to do with her odd personality as much as her looks.
Despite the constant chatter she felt a bit cold and standoffish.
The verbal diarrhoea made sense as I saw evidence of Partying on the table.
When she realised that I’d clocked it, she did at least offer me some, which I promptly declined.
She didn’t seem in much of a hurry to get things started.
I‘ve probably been spoilt by previous SPs but I think it should be on the WG to create the atmosphere.
I'm paying for an experience, she should have at least tried to make me feel welcome and excited.
At this point I considered walking, but her incessant talking wouldn’t allow me to get a word in.
Im also a bit old school, if I’ve made an arrangement then I will stick it out.
It was left to me to get things started. We go to the unmade bed, and she sits next to me.
I was expecting her to ask how I wanted to start, especially so for an SP who claims to specialise in Dom and BDSM.
We start kissing but it was thin and consisted of some light pecking, nowhere near the DFK offered on her profile.
Her skin is soft but not smooth and slightly pockmarked.
Her fake tan also needed redoing as it was quite streaky and patchy.
Her nipples are at least very responsive, so I concentrated on those for a while.
As she slid her knickers off, I decided to try and warm her up a bit, so I go down to eat her pussy.
Big mistake, it was rank!
Bitter and acidic, masked only slightly by the taste of baby wipes.
She kept stopping me, saying that she's sensitive down there. I didn't think I was being particularly hard.
I pride myself on my technique, so it was a bit of disappointment to hear that she wasn’t enjoying it.
Eventually she managed a few half-hearted moans but by this point the taste was becoming intolerable.
I decided that her attention should really turn to me, so I go back up for some kissing.
After what seemed like an age of passionless kissing, she finally reached down and took me in hand and went down for a BJ
She starts to give what I can only describe as one of the worst BJ I’ve ever had!
Soft reedy pecks on my helmet and a tight grip made the whole thing a little unpleasant.
She’d also positioned herself so that I couldn’t touch more than the back of her head. Her arse did look good though.
After a few minutes she goes to get a condom and asks what position I want.
I try to make a joke of being a bit vanilla (I’d asked for GFE) and I like missionary.
She seemed to have been gone for ages, probably sending texts on her phone which had been ringing since I got there.
No apology when she returned with a freshly recharged wine glass.
On with the bag and we started fucking in missionary, her pussy is ok, not great, but quite tight and moist.
I put her legs up and she seemed ok with that.
Because of her previous comments about being sensitive, I felt that I couldn’t go as hard at as I wanted.
Apart from the fake moans I wasn’t getting much feedback, no eye contact, or words of encouragement.
She seemed to have forgotten about the A Levels I’d paid for, so once again it was left to me to initiate.
Off she went again to ‘prepare’.
She comes back resumes the same position and says, ‘ok, you can do it now, not too hard though please’
In it goes followed by slightly elevated moans from her.
Her face was slightly contorted at this point so maybe these were a bit more real.
By this stage I just wanted it to be over with, and I was thankful that I hadn’t booked the 2 hours I originally wanted.
I somehow make myself cum.
She seemed relieved and showed me where the bin was for the condom.
As I pulled out, I saw that bedsheets were now streaked with shit and the condom was covered too. Gross!
I cleaned myself up as best I could with the wet wipe that I had been offered, got dressed and tried to get out of there as quickly as possible.
Then the incoherent rambling and ranting started up again as she picked up her phone.
She even had the cheek to ask me if this was my first time because I seemed nervous and not very talkative!
She wasn’t at the least bit interested in anything I had to say
She rambled on about Uni, went into great detail about some sort of medical stuff.
This was completely lost on me and it felt like she was somehow trying impress me.
Finally managed to extract myself just in time to meet her next punter on the way out.
Lesson learnt.
SummaryNice body, odd face, poor technique, disinterested lack lustre performance from a WG with a bad tasting pussy and no personality.
I’ve noticed that her profile mentions about retiring next year.
Probably just as well, she is clearly bored with the industry.
Topic: Emily~Eve - Leicester LE18 (Read 684 times)