External Link/Members Only1 hr £50 + £60 B2B + £20 SBBJ (£130 Total)
Comms
N/A Walk in.
Location
I've said a lot about this location in my other reviews. On this particular occasion there were a bunch of rubberneckers sat at the cafe next door, which precipitated a fast, head down approach to the thankfully open front door. Because of this, I elected to use the back door for my exit, which despite the bloody great sign above it gave a degree of discretion when I slung my hook an hour later.
The two main rooms at the front were busy, so I was ushered into the small room at the back. This doesn't have aircon or a shower. This wasn't a problem though, as I was allowed to use the shower in one of the other rooms at the end of my massage. It made me appreciate how much nicer and cooler the other rooms are.
Ann
Ann is a proper pocket rocket in her mid 20s. She's tiny, but with what I can only describe as my perfect "Goldilocks" body: Slim without being too skinny, curvy without being fat, and toned and muscular without being ripped. While enjoying the female form, I'm often distracted by a particularly feature such as a magnificent pair of norks, but Ann's body just seemed like holistic perfection, every feature balanced with the rest. 10/10 lovely and 100% natural. Her pretty face, cheeky smile and saucy sparkle in her eye completed the picture. Her English isn't fluent, but she's a great communicator and we even achieved some light banter despite the language barrier.
Massage
The massage was decent. Not amazing, but a good medium-firm job that got a few knots out.
Extras
We'd haggled to £60 for B2B when Ann managed to upsell me a spot of sucky-suck for an extra £20. This was delivered as an SBBJ (Sandwich Bag Blow Job) which was a first for me, but was surprisingly good - not quite OWO, but better than OW. The SBBJ soon progressed into some wonderful 69. I think that I must've been making some progress with my RO, as at several points Ann clamped me so firmly between her toned thighs that I could no longer hear the music! She was smooth-shaven and tasted absolutely lovely BTW. My memory gets a bit blurry here. I think I came in her mouth, still wearing the bag, though it might've been a naked HJ finish. However she got me over the line, it felt fucking wonderful.
Conclusion
Another fabulous session at Oriental Massages. Ann said that she's back in November. If I'm able to see her again, I'd be very happy, though so far I've never managed to meet the same girl twice at this particular establishment.
