When the itch calls, there is only one course of action. Decided to trek a little further afield this time, which is unlike me. Called up to see who was working and was quickly given I long list of nationalities I could barely even remember when the phone call ended. Took this as a good sign that there would be a good line up and made my way to the shop.
External Link/Members OnlyEntrance is not discrete at all, some guys were parked outside the corner shop next to the shop which was slightly annoying as they knew exactly what I was going in for and were looking at me lmao. Anyway, entered and handed over the £55 for 1 hr. I was then lead to the room to see the lineup. Its crazy because I read it all the time on here, but it honestly happened so quickly lol I could barely remember who anyone was and when the receptionist popped back asking who I wanted I hadn't yet made up my mind. No one really stood out though, otherwise I'd probably have found it easy to pick. I was looking for someone with a fat ass as that's what I was in the mood for that day, ended up choosing a BBW-ish girl, although a little more so than I usually like.
She came in, shortly after I'd got undressed and proceeded to get ready for the massage. Few pleasantries exchanged and found out she was Columbian, although I generally take these nationalities with a pinch of salt. The massage started and honestly it wasn't amazing, very mid. Tried to strike up a conversation to get the vibe flowing, but her english was pretty bad and I found her hard to talk to which is unusual for me. Could barely understand what she was saying half the time. Eventually it got to a point where I just cba and just put my head down to enjoy the massage. After a while, a phone alarm cut through the deafening silence which I assume was the half way point. She kept going for a little while longer than asked me to turn around. I did and I wasn't really that aroused at this point tbf. She continued massaging on the front and eventually I just brought up the question of extras as she wasn't saying anything. She confirmed b2b for £60 and I decided to proceed after she confirmed I'd have access to and could finish on her ass or tits.
She stripped off leaving nothing but a thong and started off with an oily HJ. In all fairness she did take it slowly and it didn't feel mechanical and rushed, she did get my hard fairly quickly. After which, she proceeded to mount me front ways on the massage table. She started grinding her crotch against my cock and rapidly increased the pace. Her massive tits were crashing together like boulders above my head and colliding with my face. They were probably a C cup but very saggy, after a while decided to have a little taste, they were okay. To the touch they felt slightly clammy and sweaty, which put me off a a bit as I prefer fresh smelling SP's ofc. So I then asked her to turn around as I wanted to see it from the back. In all fairness she did have an absolutely massive ass which is what I came for, and proceeded to grind her ass all over my cock and start rubbing it on and between her asscheeks etc. This was a pretty hot view tbh and probably the only bit I enjoyed so far. The problem was, the vibe was just very cold and off. Idk with most SP's we just click after starting conversation and cracking some jokes, but this one just felt like hard work as her English wasn't great. Eventually couldn't hold it anymore and came between her ass cheeks, which did feel great in all fairness. She then said there was time for more massage but she'd take a quick shower, to which I thought ok fair enough given where I'd finished. She proceeded to take ages though, which in hindsight was probably on purpose. She eventually came out and got dressed, then there was a knock on the door to say 5 minutes left. At this point I could no longer be fucked and decided to just leave it there, got dressed and left.
I will visit this place again as I understand not every SP is gonna be my cup of tea, but I will not be returning for her. There were a few okay moments, but most of the aspects of this particular experience were negative, so overall i'll be rating this a negative. Hopefully the next visit will be better. I am tempted to try some of the popular names reviewed here, but I kinda enjoy the aspect of just rolling the dice and seeing what I get on the day.
