Went there today and had the worst experience ever in any massage parlour.
Comms: Straight forward and quick. Fired off a message on WA - asked which girls were available , sent me three photos. I oped for Lilly, looked slightly middle aged, I was itching to go for middle aged this time rather than very young thai. Got told her name was Lily, and appointment arranged in next couple of hours.
Venue: On Main road - no discreet, but the door is open so you go straight upstrais beside a travel agency. Road was not very busy so wasn;'t too much of a problem.
Cost: £45 for 60 min massage (did not get my £5 change back - will explain later) + £50 for B2B + £10 for BJ (which I got back luckily)
Girl: That was the first shock. Lilly did not look like in the photos at all. Photos were heavily edited, she was more in her 40s, very chubby, facially 4/10 (photos looked more like 9/10) - and very limited English. I should have honestly walked out at this point, but that itch in me asked me to stay.
Action: Went into the room , undressed and lied down , all this time she did not even close the door. I asked her to close the door before taking off my pants.
The massage was very neutral. Loads and loads of oil, rushed, and her hands roaming arounf everywhere. It felt that she know how to do massage, as the direction of the movements were ok, but she was very rushed. At one point, she suddenlt started laughing, like euphoria, and I got a bit confused what happened. I asked her if everything okay, and her response was "me smile me smile"
10 min into massage and she started very hardcore CC wipes, nothing like I have experienced before. Massaging around me butt and groin, but very hard and non-sensual. I had not emptied my balls in a month so fell for it. Turned around and she said "you wan body to body" I said yes, she sai £50 give me 50. I handed over the money, again thiking at this time that I am going to enjoy those big guns - Money handed over, she took off her clothes, revealed nice pair of breast, but I did not find her body to be clean unfortunately.
She started half-hearted B2B, sat on edge of of the bed, would slide her chest over a bit, then hold my cock, then slide over her breat a bit, then hold my cock to make me cum. All this time, she kept desperately trying to make me cum one way of the other.
I said fuck it, I won't cum with this B2B, asked her if she did Oral, as I had read reviews of this place here where someone had good oral. She said 'give me £10 more" - I just went witht the spur of the moment and handed over £10 more.
The oral was evern worse. First, she tried to clear my dick so hard with thw wipe that it started hurting. Then she took it in for 2-3 seconds, and started handjob. I asked her to do oral, took again for a second and started again with hand. I said again please do oral. again took it in for a second and started again with hand.
I was do fed up at this point that I thought I will let her do whatever, get off my load and leave. I let her continue with HJ, but she started doing it so vigorourly that it started hurting. I asked her to slow down, I do not know if she did not understand as she spoke very little English, or she didnt give a fuck, she just carried on giving me HJ like crazy and it started hurting more. I asked her again but she wouldn't listen.
At this point, I lost it completely as the experience was becoming more harmful thatn enjoyable. I asked her to stop completely, and aksed her to get away from me. She kept saying, why darling, you pay b2b. I said can you please stop and get away from me. I told her what she had been doing, which I am certain she did not understand at all. I said angrily can you give back my money as you did not do any B2B, did not do any Oral. The whole environment turned into shit. She gave back my £10 (This is the first time I have ever asked for my money back from SP - with such poor experience)
I took a showed and make my way out while being furious, looked into office to talk to someone but there was no one there.
As I went out, I realised that I had not taken back my £5 change from the massage price (its £45, I gave her £50 at the start, and did not take back the change) - I was so furious at this point that I thought I will not leave my £5 change with this establishment. Went back in again. Another old thai lady now sitting in the office, I said I did not take my £5 change from massage , and Lily starting shouting - I gave back £10 - swaer to Budha (she started shouting and starting ponting towards a photo to Budha
- 'i gave 10 pounds - swear to budha , i gaven 10 pounds.
I found myself yet again in a mess - as both of these ladies would not understand a single word I was saying - and Lily started shouting at me. I thought It's wise to fuck £5 and never return.
I just went out after draining £100 of my hard earned cash. Got a nice takeaway from the £10 I got back from her, and promised myself I would neber return to this place again.
While i was waiting for my kebabs to be ready, I called again on the number i used to make a booking. That lady now understood English a bit. I explained to her that I had a very poor experience, and explained everything to give feedback. And guess what, Liily started shouted again in the background "I gave back 10 pounds , swaar to budha - i gave back 10 pounds" sounded like she would punch me from the phone. The lady was apologetic, and said ' sorry darling, you come agian I give you good girl, sexy girl' and I said I am never coming back again.
Would I return: Need I say more?
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