Not sure whether to score this a high Negative or a low Neutral so i'll write the review and read it back before making my final decision.
She has an AW and VS profile which have different phone numbers, why
Saw her profiles pop up on Monday and needed a punt after my last one 5 days prior, nothing else much around so I sent her AW number a WhatsApp which went unsent for hours so I assumed she was still travelling / not available / work phone switched off, checked later that day / evening and it was sent but no reply, OK presumably didn't work I thought.
So Yesterday I try again and again it goes unsent for an hour so I WA her VS number instead and it sends straight away, reply back 3 minutes later saying she's working and giving the address (white cottage) and a menu of prices.
OK great I think and reply 2 minutes later asking for a booking in an hours time but I get nothing back until the start time saying she doesn't check WA very often
Yet she's previously sent me a reply within 3 minutes and would surely check it quickly as she knew someone was enquiring about her working
Punt time agreed for 30 minutes after the original time and I see that she's now updated her AW profile to say not to use WhatsApp
I go to shower having already taken a blue pill an hour before when I was expecting a reply and 10 minutes later get back to my phone to see a message that "I not like lick on me, you OK?"
FFS I think but i'm too heavily invested in the punt by now so decide to proceed anyway
I park up and let her know i'm there, I get the ready text back right on the start time then it takes me a few minutes to walk from the car to hers, I knock and she answers quickly.
It's the girl in the pictures as the tattoo on her tit matches however in a lot of those pics like the gym pics she looks much slimmer than she actually is, she isn't fat but slightly "Thicker" and rounded than those pics suggest, facially I thought she was quite pretty but slightly fatter in the face.
I follow her up the stairs and she looks great from behind and I mean i'm thinking really great but I just wish I could lick her out
Into the room and a bit of small talk while I paid and she checked the notes with a pen as I undressed, I picked up she perhaps wasn't that chatty and slightly cold then she told me to lie on the bed and asked if I wanted a massage to which I said yes and she told me to lie on my front
The other 2 reviews for this girl are more like massage reviews and she used oil and did B2B so I was thinking she'd go along this routine which I was hoping for but she never mentioned or reached for the oil, i did think of suggesting oil a few times but for some reason didn't so i guess that's really on me until after 8 or 10 minutes she told me to turn over
Wet wipe of my cock and she started OWO which wasn't anything special and she'd positioned her body so that I didn't have access to anything much so no touching apart from running my hand up and down on her arse and a couple of brief feels of her tits which are large naturals so again not to my own personal preference but hey.
A few minutes of oral and then out with the condom, at this point i'd normally ask for RO to pad the time out a bit but also as I like doing it, I did broach the subject by saying about her text saying she didn't like it and she screwed her face up and said no, when I asked why she said it makes her feel "Ehhh afterwards" so fair enough if she genuinely doesn't like it but it's still another service that's absent.
I put my hand down towards her pussy but i'm told No fingers, again fair enough but again it's another absent service
Her menu did say kiss so I went for one but got a peck on the lips before she turned her head so it was clear that any further kissing was off the menu, hmmm so that's another absent service
On with the condom and she asks if I want her on top or me so I tell her me and she lubes up then I get going in mish and get a rhythm going quite slowly so that i don't blow my load too quickly as I know i've got plenty of spare time with the absence of RO which normally lasts for at least 5 minutes
I fuck away while she lies there with her eyes closed and head turned slightly away from me and that's basically how she stayed, I kept fucking her really slowly and looking at her thinking that i may as well be fucking a lifeless sex doll as there was no engagement from her whatsoever, I did feel her big natural tits a bit but got the impression she wasn't over keen, I did think about asking if I could rub oil on them but by now assumed it would be a no so didn't bother
I did then kneel for a bit and bring her legs up but then I went to rub her clit and even that wasn't allowed either so I went back to just fucking her for another couple of minutes before i'd had my fill but I decided that I wanted to fuck her and finish in doggy so that i'd get another sight like when she walked up the stairs
I asked her to turn over for doggy and I got a momentary reaction that was half a sigh, not quite a sigh but she appeared to stifle it which pissed me off a bit, anyway she turns over and applies a bit more lube and I enter her in mish, the view from behind is great as I remembered from following her up the stairs and I basically just gripped her hips tight and fucked her hard for about 30 seconds before filling the bag.
I pull out and she removes the condom but then just passes me a couple of wipes to clean myself up so not the usual nice Thai clean up / after sales service
Not much talk as I dress but she's only here this week though i'll not be returning
Down the stairs and she opens the door for me, I don't get the usual kiss on the cheek goodbye and in fact it was noticeable that she wasn't actually looking at me but slightly away from me which was basically giving me the message not to go anywhere near her, I walk out and got the feeling she couldn't wait to get shot of me, look at my phone and the punt must have lasted about 22 minutes, should have saved myself £20 and gone for 15 minutes as it was at the end of the day a per functionary fuck that allowed me to shoot my load
OK so having just read it back there aren't really any positives here apart from she looks like her pics but a bit bigger however she does look great from behind, guess it's a Red top then, a real shame as I feel she could be quite good if she was just slightly engaging
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