External Link/Members OnlyComms: Text on the day 10 mins before and booked.
Cost: £30 HH Deep Tissue Massage plus £30 B2B. £60 total.
Location: End of a row of shops on a housing estate in North Birmingham. Okay area, but not the most discreet location. Typical TCM type shop front window.
Parked dead opposite, which given this is close to where I live did bother me slightly. Should have parked around the corner and walked but thought hey, I'm going for massage, so what, then paranoia crept in!!!!
Anyway, walked up, door was locked so rang the bell, door was opened within 20 seconds and was ushered in.
Girl. Thai. Hard to tell age. Early to mid 40's maybe. Fairly slim, not a gym bunny, but fit enough. Small B to C cups, nice bum, firm. Wearing a loose mini style dress with 3/4 length type leggings that looked a bit like tights, they were of the thin type material and heels. I don't fancy the Thai looks particularly, but she wasn't bad looking, some may say girl next door good looking but Thai girls dont do it for me looks wise, so I'm not the best judge.
Led through reception, typical of these type of shops and into a fairly small room on the left. Seems a number of girls work there, possibly 3 small rooms in total in a corridor. Cube shower in the corner, massage table with face space, clean room. It was a sunny day, the room was dark and I struggled to see for the first minute or so. CCTV camera monitors mounted on the wall. Paid the 30 pounds, girl left the room, i stripped fully off confidently having seen other reviews on here and knew it was not legit, but wasn't told to so just did. Got onto the bed face down naked and waited. She came in about a minute later. Dry massage to start for first two mins, good technique. Stood at the top of me so chanced a quick feel of her thigh as my hand was there anyway, no objections. Then she applied a type of none greasy oil and proceeded to give a really good full body massage. She certainly knew what she was doing and was working all my muscles and found a knot in my shoulder and pummeled it out without hurting. No CC swipes at all, but was not shy to go right inside of my inner thigh just narrowly avoiding the jewels, which was giving me a bit of a semi. Really nice. Around 20 mins in she tickled my balls and said turn over. She asked me if I wanted B2B, I pretended i didnt hear her and said BJ? (Pushing my luck), and she repeated 'body to body' so didnt push, I asked how much and she said 40. I genuinely only had 30 pounds as was only going for a HE if offered (as i more than expected it to be per prior reviews). She said okay to 30 for B2B. She stripped off naked. Perky tits. Nice small nipples, but it was dark so hard to say, not huge at all but responsive. Very neatly shaved small bush but more landing strip end of the market. Firm bum, nice to feel. The B2B was a bit disappointing, blew on my cock and balls, odd, but I've read that on here before and think it was a review from here, rubbed her tits up and down my chest and body, played with my pierced nipples and lent in and offered me her tits to suck, which I duly did and she was happy for a nice lick and good suck on them. Pussy not offered but did a reach around and got a bit of a feel. She starts to play with my balls and wanking me off as i feel her arse, suck her tits whilst she is playing with my left nipple which i love as they're pierced. A couple of minutes in i think I must have hit the ceiling shooting my load as my balls were that full and the feeling was intense!! No jack hammer wank at all, it was really nice, full strokes, gradually increasing in speed but never fast like she was trying to rush. She cleaned me up with paper towels, i got up to get dressed with 5 minutes to go, and she gestured to me and wiped the oil off my back, bum, legs and neck with a hot cloth, which was nice touch. I had two minutes left, so standing up she gave me a neck, shoulder and a bit of a head message at the back. She went to leave the room, I thanked her, and she left me alone to dress. I opened the door and was let out of a side entrance at the side of the shop, much to my relief as i had no clue how 'dishevelled' i may have looked. Quick walk to the car and I was out of there like a flash!
It was a really fab experience, but for me i was a bit twitchy given the proximity to my house and I own a nice car and it kind of stands out a bit on what is a mix of a private and council house estate area.
All in all a great experience bar my paranoia on location.
Recommended if you want a good massage and albeit not a proper B2B, she was enthusiastic with the approach. Didn't get her name unfortunately.