Author Topic: Lana_Amazing - Palmers Green  (Read 1845 times)


3 review(s) for Lana_Amazing (3 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Davey Dykes]

Offline MLawro93

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External Link/Members Only

Communication:
Messaged on the day. Nice and easy. Clearly uses a translation tool. Handles her own comms.

Location:
A flat near Palmers Green.

Price:
£170 in total for the hour.

Services:
DFK, OWO, RO, and Protected Sex.

Appearance:
Accurate photos. Slight touch up but 98% the same in person.

Meet:
Once inside, it was just all go, go, go. Plenty of oral both ways throughout, very responsive. Lots of unrestricted kissing. Plenty of enthusiasm during sex, went through CG, Missionary, and Doggy, plus their variants coupled with insanely strong eye contact. I struggled to look away, she was almost fixated. Managed two pops in the session. I was beat towards the end as it was incredibly intense. Some chat at the end, a quick shower, and her spraying her perfume all over me which made me laugh, she was marking her territory (her words not mine)  :D

Top punt of the year for me. Gutted she doesn't seem to be returning any time soon.

Offline R.onee2o2IV

Bloody hell,I thought she was back  :dash:

Typical-the good ones never stick around. Girls like her are proper rare & she really knew how to make an impression

Offline MLawro93

Bloody hell,I thought she was back  :dash:

Typical-the good ones never stick around. Girls like her are proper rare & she really knew how to make an impression

Ain't that the truth.  :blush:

Offline Denzel112

Bloody hell,I thought she was back  :dash:

Typical-the good ones never stick around. Girls like her are proper rare & she really knew how to make an impression

Something really bad happened to her in London, she will most probably never return, but who knows  :unknown:

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Offline R.onee2o2IV

Something really bad happened to her in London, she will most probably never return, but who knows  :unknown:

We still keep in touch now and then & she’s still using the same number but sadly she’s not coming back

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I think I saw her in Palmers Green tonight

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I didn't punt her, I mean saw her out somewhere.

Offline Denzel112

I didn't punt her, I mean saw her out somewhere.

Must be another girl that looks just like her then, because she's definitely not in the country 😆. There's me hoping her look alike is a working girl, because I would definitely fuck her doppelganger if she isn't come back to England.
« Last Edit: August 16, 2026, 01:51:50 am by Denzel112 »

Offline R.onee2o2IV

I didn't punt her, I mean saw her out somewhere.

Maybe she’s just a lookalike,mate. She’s actually in Brazil now.

Offline Denzel112

I think I saw her in Palmers Green tonight

Just for the record guys, I've had a video call with Lana because this review and PilotMan's response thinking he saw her in Palmers green has triggered some weirdo from sending her threatening messages again stating that he is going to find her and do horrible things to her etc.. Don't know who you are on here but you are a proper creep and should be locked up in an asylum to get yourself mentally checked out.

She is definitely not in England and she has told me she has quit being a SP and won't return to England either.

Just a shame that there are a minority of creeps lurking on here who take pride in threatening females.

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Just for the record guys, I've had a video call with Lana because this review and PilotMan's response thinking he saw her in Palmers green has triggered some weirdo from sending her threatening messages again stating that he is going to find her and do horrible things to her etc.. Don't know who you are on here but you are a proper creep and should be locked up in an asylum to get yourself mentally checked out.

She is definitely not in England and she has told me she has quit being a SP and won't return to England either.

Just a shame that there are a minority of creeps lurking on here who take pride in threatening females.

That's terrible.

Assuming she was using a SIM/number just for escorting, maybe she should change it.





Offline MLawro93

Just for the record guys, I've had a video call with Lana because this review and PilotMan's response thinking he saw her in Palmers green has triggered some weirdo from sending her threatening messages again stating that he is going to find her and do horrible things to her etc.. Don't know who you are on here but you are a proper creep and should be locked up in an asylum to get yourself mentally checked out.

She is definitely not in England and she has told me she has quit being a SP and won't return to England either.

Just a shame that there are a minority of creeps lurking on here who take pride in threatening females.

The fuck is wrong with some people.  :dash:

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Just for the record guys, I've had a video call with Lana because this review and PilotMan's response thinking he saw her in Palmers green has triggered some weirdo from sending her threatening messages again stating that he is going to find her and do horrible things to her etc.. Don't know who you are on here but you are a proper creep and should be locked up in an asylum to get yourself mentally checked out.

She is definitely not in England and she has told me she has quit being a SP and won't return to England either.

Just a shame that there are a minority of creeps lurking on here who take pride in threatening females.

What a pity but also helps explain why most WGs prefer to use an agency to deal with punters so that they have a bit of protection from these bad apples.

Oh well, guess the search for a GFE of her calibre goes on and hopefully Lana is able to cut that moron out of her life entirely whilst karma catches up with him soon.

Offline R.onee2o2IV

That's terrible.

Assuming she was using a SIM/number just for escorting, maybe she should change it.

She wants to keep her number cause she’s met a few people she’d like to stay in touch.My point is,there’s loads of other options out there,so why’s that moron still on her case when she’s deleted her profile and left the country?Proper deranged behaviour.The bloke seriously needs to get a fucking grip and move on.

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She wants to keep her number cause she’s met a few people she’d like to stay in touch.My point is,there’s loads of other options out there,so why’s that moron still on her case when she’s deleted her profile and left the country?Proper deranged behaviour.The bloke seriously needs to get a fucking grip and move on.

true, although she can still send the new number to those she chooses.

might be worth extra hassle, given the situation

this person probably doesn't care about meeting her, maybe he was rejected in the past and is now just trying to terrorise her to get a kick out of it.

« Last Edit: August 16, 2026, 02:31:59 pm by patelprat »

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She wants to keep her number cause she’s met a few people she’d like to stay in touch.My point is,there’s loads of other options out there,so why’s that moron still on her case when she’s deleted her profile and left the country?Proper deranged behaviour.The bloke seriously needs to get a fucking grip and move on.

Could it be a Sergei who’s annoyed that she took so many customers away from / refused to work at his brothel?

As some of the Polish indies who previously worked at the well known flat in Cambs have mentioned to various punters how they got contacted (thankfully nothing so sinister as what it sounds like Lana is enduring though) by their former employer who expected exclusivity on any escorting they did in England.

Offline R.onee2o2IV

Could it be a Sergei who’s annoyed that she took so many customers away from / refused to work at his brothel?

As some of the Polish indies who previously worked at the well known flat in Cambs have mentioned to various punters how they got contacted (thankfully nothing so sinister as what it sounds like Lana is enduring though) by their former employer who expected exclusivity on any escorting they did in England.

Yeah mate,could be a pissed-off Sergei,especially as she chose to work independently. Anything’s possible, to be fair. Wouldn’t surprise me if her cousin was jealous either, especially she wasn’t getting any punters. Whatever happened,it sounds pretty serious-she ended up traumatised and left everything to go back home.