This is one of the funniest things I've seen on AW in a while. I particularly liked the bit he wrote about threesome bookings where he says "...when I arrive at either of your places, had a shower and all 3 of us are in either of your bedrooms for some naughty fun". This gives the impression that one or more of them might have gone to the wrong house, or even just the wrong room of the house but for him stating the obvious. If anything I bet he would have been the pratt who went to the wrong place !