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This is a bit of a cathartic review…but wanted to get it out sooner vs later for my own sanity. I’ve been hitting (mostly Thai) incalls across town almost once every 3 days, so lots of great reviews in draft. But I feel my life has come to an end?
There is an old saying people get what they deserve and I suppose it was only a matter of time before I got my reckoning. I’ve been running around town like a kid in a candy shop…morning/afternoon punts then civvy girls from dating apps in the evening. Now I’m neutered and crying in the corner of the shower…my entire world has come crashing down…
What happened…
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Girl: reason I booked was she was staying in the same location that Minnie was before she moved out.Wandsworth high street - 15 min walk from east putney station. I had a grand time with Minnie so thought maybe this one would be a good fuck too. Didn’t see any physical on AW or didn’t check (big mistake…)
Anyways, she is quite heavy set with a belly. But the unnerving thing was her broad shoulders and height - she was coming up just under my chest so I’m gonna guess 5’7/5’8?? And the build? It gave some post op vibes but I don’t obv know…i never got as far as the pussy...
Action: I paid extra 20 quid for DFK, owo which she agreed beforehand. But after money was exchanged she said she didn’t like kissing too much, so it was basically pecking and very light lfk…
She sprayed some stuff on my cock, and started with a rough handjob. After a while I asked when she will kick off owo - she didn’t seem too keen and basically half heartedly started it. After every 3 or 4 strokes she would spit into a tissue (wtf) and respray and reclean with tissue. I had taken shower at home and at her place and even asked her is something was bothering her etc - so I don’t think there was any issue at all with my cock etc…I make sure I’m well groomed and clean before any meet…
She didn’t allow any kissing beyond light pecking, no touching pussy, no touching boobs except on top side ie no nipples etc, no touching face/hair etc etc…basically I’m totally passive and afraid to even move my hand at this point
Anyways I can’t get hard and she wants to put on condom and move on? I said how? And she says let’s do massage …I was desperately trying to play some fantasy etc in my head to kick off the action but the whole clinical vibe has completely killed it for me.
I jerk off by myself and then start to leave…she actually pushes me back saying she won’t return the money. I think there was some lost in translation issue here. I simply wanted to leave, and she thought I was gonna cut off for 30 min and demand money back. Whatever. I didn’t even care about the money I just wanted to get out of there.
She then proceeded to start massage and I’m trying to smooth things over by talking about her life in Thailand etc. if I had more money I would have paid her to get out of there. I’m just beyond humiliated at this point. I just wanna escape so I didn’t even pay attention to the massage. She kept blaming me that I’m thinking about other girls, and I saw her picture before booking her so i knew what i was getting into etc etc all yes, fair - but my god I was freaking out about my new eunuch status…what if I’m now gay??? What if I can’t ever get it back up!! Etc etc I can’t even focus on what she was yapping about - million things going on in my head…I was in total panic mode about my cock…
Anyways her alarm went off and I skeddadeled the fuck outta there…with shower time etc incl when I went in I was out in 50 min, so I would reckon I spent only 35 min or so on actual action….not that I’m complaining in this case…I would have paid her double to just let me go
TLDR; she was very weirdly clinical, wierd vibes and this is the first time that I failed to get a hard on…I’m not blaming her 100%, but I have literally no standards. I once got sucked off by a methhead (girl, obv) in a gas station parking lot in bentonville, Arkansas…my logic there was can’t give a toothy blowjob if shes toothless…so it can’t be Downy's looks (or lack of) alone?!?!? I think it was the whole vibe, the spray, the baby wipes every 3 strokes (wt actual f …has anyone ever had a similiar experience or did I just get molested???). Her break every 3 strokes basically ensured I couldn’t ever get it up..,
I’m actually quite suicidal right now…this has completely shattered my confidence. I’ve fucked the ASU baconator brigade on spring break in TJ with 12 shots of tequila without covering their faces in a paper bag. I can (used to?) fuck anything that moves??!??! That’s why I was happy with this hobby…this was a real point of pride for me that I could fuck even 60 year old Chinese b&s grannies on vs
I have no idea what I’ll do but I’m still shell shocked and completely shattered….
I even followed my normal pre game routine - no wank 48 hours, large red bull 30 min prior, banana 15 min to go. Then running gel at 30 min mark (after first shot at goal) to get the max impact in past 15 min second shot at goal…obv didn’t even get to round 1 here…btw i do hyrox…so it can’t be any physical issues?!?!?!
I’m just cryin in the corner now
I’ll post the positive Minnie review as well (I was planning to post around 6 month mark)…I’m def not a hater…I have no intention of kicking someone’s business but wtf happened here…
