IrishEmber (previously EmilyQuinn) – Bayswater, W2
TLDR: Negative.
Don’t waste your money. WTF. Worse service than a bored Amsterdam redlight district hooker.
Poor delivery of services which comprised primarily of hand job. She wanted to get rid of me as quick as possible since she wanted to go out on the town from what I could see. Given my experience I would only recommend for 15 minutes or maximum 30 minutes. My booking was one hour and we were nowhere near the hour mark. In fact, it was all over in under 30 minutes.
She was showered, dressing and ready to leave before I was finished dressing myself as I showered after her. She was adamant that she did not allow men to go twice in a one-hour booking saying I should had checked. I have seen another review where in one hour booking, she allowed more shots in a one-hour booking. I believe she just wanted to just go out with her friends.
Overall Rating: Negative
Link External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members Only Cost I made a booking for 1 hour at £350. Total £350.
60 minutes for £350 (My actual session time was 20-25 minutes where I stayed for 30 minutes maximum in total).
IrishEmber said there was only one shot only in a one hour booking for £350. Would allow two shots for 1.5-hour meeting but then the cost is £500. Should had gone for half hour at £200 or 15 minutes which was £150 at Manchester rates but 15 minutes does not appear available for London meets.
Location Bayswater, W2.
Hotel room in an established name hotel. Well-appointed and busy so you will not look out of place.
Logistics, booking and communication Initial contact via WhatsApp. Fine with the agreed time and duration I wanted. She sends a series of sexy pics and videos on request, primarily to confirm she is real since she speaks to the camera.
I stupidly missed confirming how many shots on goal were allowed.
IrishEmber requires and insists on a £50 deposit via an online calendar booking system for reasons of giving a digital trace of your details for her safety and to avoid time wasters. When I questioned the need for a deposit, she says guys who want to see her will not worry for leaving a digital trace for her safety. So up to guys who don’t want to give their bank details and name of account. The £50 deposit paid by your bank card to a limited company using a professional website calendar to make the booking and also make the deposit payment to secure the booking. Remainder £300 paid in cash on arrival. The calendly link is fine and deposit payment shows as OM consulting, if that matters.
When you get to her hotel, she says for you to be discreet and then sends a series of short videos on how to get to her hotel room asking you to watch them all before going into the hotel. This uses up several minutes.
Services OWO, RO, we did not have sex, HJ to completion with half-hearted CIM.
According to her services list this is what she performs:
BDSM (giving)
CIM
Deep Throat
Depilation
Dinner Dates
Domination
Domination (giving)
Face Sitting
Facials
Female Ejaculation
Fetish
FFM 3Somes
Fingering/Finger Play
Foot Worship
French Kissing
Hand Relief
Humiliation (giving)
Lapdancing
Massage
Modeling
Oral
Oral without Protection
Parties
Penetration (Protected)
Receiving Oral
Rimming (receiving)
Role Play & Fantasy
Smoking (Fetish)
Spanking
Striptease
Sub games
Swallow (at discretion)
Tie & Tease
Travel Companion
Uniforms
unlisted
Breast licking and sucking and fondling
Pussy licking
Ball licking
GirlEthnicity: Caucasian (White Irish)
Dress Size: 8
Height: 5'5" (inconsistency between main profile which says 5’5” and interview tab says 5’ 4”)
Hair Colour: Red Long straight
Eye Colour: Brown
Pubic Hair: Shaved Completely
Skin: pale complexion.
Boobs: C cup naturals, full shape but droopy, nice prominent nipples
Attitude: Pleasant enough. Very low energy and uninterested without ever being actively unpleasant.
Chat: Speaks in a distinct Northern Irish brogue, or Northern Hiberno-English.
Dress: Wore matching red bra and g string set and a rich red silk robe.
MeetingI go up to IrishEmber’s hotel room via the lift where after knocking on her door she lets me into her hotel room, she hugs me on entering but there is no kiss.
As I get my bearings looking around the hotel room, she moves away from me. The room is really darkly lit. She jumps on the bed and we chat a bit as I remain standing up. I then voluntarily hand over the remaining £300 of the £350 fee. After counting the cash, she then gets on her phone to say she is telling her minder or security she is good.
“Do you want a shower?” Now obviously I shower and prepare like a grown up before I go to see an escort, but I agree. Even though I came direct from home having freshly groomed and cleaned myself I went to go to shower for the visuals. No offer to take my jacket. The room is really dark. I cannot see into the corners of the room. There is no chair anywhere to be seen. This means all my clothes get dumped on the floor just outside the bathroom. The bathroom is wet so placing my clothes on the bathroom floor would mean all my clothes get wet too. No mutual undressing here!
There are no spare towels. I had to use a used towel to dry myself. At the end of the meet IrishEmber said there were extra towels but they had all been used by other men prior to my booking. So, there was no towels for me as they were all used up by the blokes before me. Once again, a reminder of the turnover of men she has had that day. From the Calendly online booking system, I worked out that there were 15-minute gaps between meets whether 30 minutes, 45 minutes or 60 minutes.
Totally nude from the shower I then go to join IrishEmber who had remained on the bed in her red bra and g string set and the red robe. We start with some DFK with some tongues. IrishEmber then immediately begins wanking my cock using plenty of spit. I fondle her breasts. I pop them out from her bra but as soon as my hands release them her boobs go back into her bra.
We continue kiss.
I tell her to lick my nipples, it is not very good. I feel nothing. She licks my right-side nipple then my left side nipple.
I stand for a BJ but she is having none of it. IrishEmber tells me to lie on the bed so she can control the session. IrishEmber continues to wank me with lots of saliva spat on my cock. IrishEmber finally puts mouth to cock for OWO. Then stops and goes back to wanking more.
I tell her to use her mouth for the blowjob as the hand job was not sensual and was doing nothing for me. She continues to wank me.
I stop her to tell her to lick my nipples some more and use her other hand to not wank my cock but manipulate my nipple. Just to stop her wanking me.
All this time she is still wearing her lingerie and robe.
I then tell her to suck my cock, I wanted a blowjob and not more wanking. I was thinking, I could go to my local rug and tug shop for £40 rather than pay £350 for this hand job from IrishEmber which is 8.75 times the price for the same service.
Finally, she starts sucking my cock again.
I ask her to lick my balls. Okay she does lick my balls.
IrishEmber goes for a condom and I go not yet please so she throws the condom on the bed.
I say can you take off her robe. IrishEmber does.
She is still wearing her red two-piece lingerie.
I pop out her boobs and fondle them.
I then decide to remove her bra.
I love touching her arse.
I then remove her G string.
I fondle her bare arse.
I then ask IrishEmber to move to her lying down so I can suck on her boobs and try to kiss her but its lips only kissing and slowly she opens up to kiss with a bit of tongue.
IrishEmber spreads her legs welcoming me to allow me to get in-between them so I can get at her face to kiss and also to fondle her boobs.
As we kiss and I lick her nipples she continues to wank my cock.
After savouring her boobs which are ample, droopy and natural, I move down to her pussy.
I don’t think she was anticipating this pussy licking. I have moved down so far that she cannot keep wanking my cock.
IrishEmber’s slit is clean shaven. No odour, spotlessly smooth. I lick her out.
I am not getting much of a response and think this is costing me £5.83 per minute – I would later work out it was costing me £14 per minute – a factor of 2.4 times since the time was cut short.
I am not hard enough so I get IrishEmber to lick my nipple and use her hand to play with the other nipple while I wank myself. I get to a point where I feel I am hard enough and sensitive enough. So, I get IrishEmber to suck my cock. Her technique is unskilled and reluctant. But she has stopped the wanking now.
She sucks and sucks but the visuals are not the best as her long straight red hair is always blocking the view.
I tell her I am going to come and I feel my first shot. I shoot into her mouth, there is spit and come everywhere. She looks up at me and I tell her to keep sucking. She goes back to sucking and sucking and then my sap rises for the real orgasm and I blow in her mouth. She keeps sucking but is back using her hand again.
IrishEmber looks at my cock and tells me there is toilet tissue on the side desk. I look over and there is toilet roll from the hotel. Not wet wipes or proper tissue. Thoughtful and classy not. I then looked over and saw that the waste paper bin was overflowing with used wet wipes which had been used during the bookings prior to me.
I am done. Zonked. I need a minute to recover.
IrishEmber is up and in the bathroom showering.
I lie there on the bed.
IrishEmber is done in the bathroom so for etiquette and cleanliness since my groin is covered in her saliva and my come since she did not swallow, I go for a shower. I re-use the used towel from before since there is no way I was going to dry myself otherwise before putting my clothes back on.
I come out to see IrishEmber dressed and doing her make up – she complains that I had ruined her make up so she needs to do it again. I go hang on – is there no second round and she goes no there is not and it looks like you are done anyway. I enquire again really and she says okay if you booked 1.5 hours, she might allow 2 shots. I go this is HottieBlondeParis sort of policy and checks notes – she is in the same hotel right now. IrishEmber also knows Chloe Bella Rose and looking at her location she is in the same place too. Hooker hotel.
She is focussed on her putting her make up on and getting dressed. Totally oblivious to me standing naked by her. We are 25 minutes into the booking.
I have a simple annoyance with 35 minutes still to go of my 1 hour and she was ending the session. No apology, no move to have a chat or feel like I got 1 hour.
I told I should had booked 30 minutes then not 1 hour if I had known it was one shot per booking. She does not say it on her profile and it comes down to you need to ask or not expect 2nd shots in bookings unless its stated. Buyer beware.
We did not even have sex.
So slowly I decide to get dressed. There is nothing else to be done. To her credit she is not rushing me out the door and is happy to chat and on reflecting I could had stood there for the last 35 minutes talking to her to make use of the time paid.
So, we talk a bit and IrishEmber does not mind me feeling her arse while she does her make up and I stroke her hair. She does have a nice arse and I did not get a chance to rim it like I had asked originally in the booking request.
But I am not like that. Life is too short. I know a friend said to ask for a refund if the booking was that bad and you were short changed time but I am not that person. A deal is a deal.
We banter a bit and IrishEmber asks for advice on various topics since she realises, I am knowledgeable. She asks me to write her with the information I have.
She talked about another time she was in the same hotel where she was in the basement with no windows that needed two sets of lifts to get to. She wanted to know about other hotels without key cards and were discreet and had better layouts.
I then open the door myself to see myself out. IrishEmber must had realise something was awry, moves over from where she was grooming herself in the mirror to give me one lip peck with her glossed up lips and said good bye.
That is, it. Done.
Never going back.
I scratched an itch and that itch has been scratched.
PositivesMy friend gave me some advice:
“Well, if you did not like the service then you will definitely avoid IrishEmber next time and choose another girl. You could had become smitten by her and could have wasted more money with her in the future. Put it that way. Sometimes when I do not like the approach or the girl, I choose to stay less time.”
NegativesMany.
£50 Deposit needs to be paid to a company since she wants a digital trace of your name for her safety.
Only one come in one hour but I think she said this to get rid of me since she wanted to go out.
Rushed service. Told to slow down, I paid for 1 hour not 15 minutes.
Used too much hand job when I told her several times not to.
It is frustrating. She is really beautiful to me. But lack of an attempt of Round 2 is ridiculous at £350. No offer of a drink is another thing. The lighting being so ridiculously dark is also an issue.
I missed the bin overflowing with used wet wipes until afterwards. I ended up having to use toilet roll to clean myself up.
All I know is this was pretty much a massage parlour experience since it was predominately hand job in better surroundings, with a hotter British girl. Getting a bare minimum service.
Overall, would I return? No.
Aftermath is I am kicking myself for picking this SP. But I had been wanting to meet her for ages. She was on my hitlist.
Another reviewer who commented said IrishEmber is a neutral at best. But could I make this a neutral? Not really. A neutral to me is a lady I could see again at least. I could not award a neutral in this case.
Another guy wrote me saying “If you are too nice many girls take advantage of that. I think she fleeced you tbh.”
Saying that, she did look like her pics, she was clean and she did do a service. I came away having emptied my balls with a very attractive lady but not in the way I intend having spent £350. Due to the short changing on the time and the constant hand job to finish me off quick I had to award this a negative.
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