External Link/Members OnlyWhen - about a fortnight ago
How much - £30 for 30 minutes
Phoned up and asked who was working and went for Ida. Turned up and left hanging around the front door on a busy road for what seemed like an age and when finally let in there’s a chap, late 30s, white, sitting eating his dinner in the reception area - could have been chicken nuggets but I’m not sure. He immediately stops eating and gives me the old thousand yard stare. Whoever let me in then leads to me to the room where I hand over the money before she goes out, leaving the bloody door open and starts whispering to this chap who seemed to be moaning quietly to her. This massage is not going to be very relaxing. And it wasn’t. One handed and texting throughout. Periodically left to talk to the bloke and then offers me a handjob on turnover where I realise the door is still partly open. No fucking thanks. Up I get, dressed and out past this chap who again stares at me as I pass through.
Never experienced this kind of thing before. I don’t know who he was or what his reason for being there was but I doubt I’ll go back.
