Author Topic: Goth Mommy - Tottenham Court Road  (Read 2323 times)

Offline patelprat

Goth Mommy - Tottenham Court Road

I first came across this lady's profile on Kommons.
I really liked her face, body and tattoos. She reminded me of Craita/Crystal who I saw twice and reviewed here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=457110.0

I can't find her on Kommons at the moment, but she is on EuroGirlsEscort: External Link/Members Only

Services Requested: DFK/RO/rimming on her/fingering/OWO/protected sex/CIM

Clothing Request: gym kit

Cost: £300 for one hour all inclusive. She has a few extras, not taken.
Note her profile lists DFK as extra, but it isn't - she includes it. I guess the profile is out of date.

Comms: Via WhatsApp, using the number from Kommons. On the day, she requested I send her my live location from WhatsApp when I was 30 mins away, which I did, no problem.

Location: Small flat in a block next to some shops on TCR.

Girl:
Great looking Brazilian girl, mid 20s, long blonde highlights, lots of tattoos, all the way down to her fingers. An amazing one all across her back. Rock chick look. Very sexy. In good shape.
Around 5'6, dress size 8. Lovely natural boobs, C cups, not too big.
Really chilled personality. Likes to laugh. Good English - you can have a nice conversation with her.
She has only been in London for a few months, started escorting when she arrived. She's also a tattoo artist by trade.
She shares with (and is good friends with) the excellent Laine Doll (who I saw twice and reviewed here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=458168.0), but who sadly wasn't there when I visited, else I'd have said hi. They do duos too. They both have a very different look and style, but I can see how they'd complement each other well in bed.

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Meeting:
She pinged me 5 mins past the agreed time to say she was ready (she said she was running late dressing for me :D). Once in the flat, she greeted me with a smile and an embrace. Friendly. She looked really hot and fit in her Gymshark crop top and tight shorts, just what I liked! I was in gym kit myself so she figured that's why I requested the gym girl look.
Paperwork done, shower offered and quickly taken as it was a very hot and sweaty day outside. Luckily her room was kept relatively dark and she had a fan.
Back in room with just my towel, she was waiting on the bed for me. We immediately launched into DFK. Very good, lots of tongue play, as deep as I wanted. Great kissing style for me. She started feeling me up and wanking my cock. I complimented her on her tattoos, I said if I ever decided to get one myself, I'd ask her to do it! The snogging continued, by now my cock was rock hard. I moved my face over her mouth and she started planting me with little kisses on it, felt so nice. I kissed her shoulders and neck.
I helped her take off her gym kit and asked her to lie back so I could enjoy exploring her naked body.
More snogging, groped her beautiful natural tits, sucked on her nipples, licked out her lovely armpits, which initially was ticklish for her, but then became OK. She was gently running her fingers through my hair as I did all this. I worked my kisses down her torso, admiring all the artwork along the way, until I reached her lovely shaved pussy. I proceeded to lick her clit while holding one of her hands. She had her other hand playing with my hair. Soon got her very wet. I asked her if I could slip a finger inside, and she replied yes of course. Gently finger fucked her while licking her clit. I could feel her pussy muscles tightening around my finger as I was moving it in and out, such a great sensation. Kept at this for a while, couldn't make her cum on this occasion, but my finger was soaked :D
I moved up for more DFK before moving onto my back. I asked her to suck my nipples and kiss my body, which she did and it felt great. She worked her way down to my cock and started with some gentle OWO. She initially sucked just near the tip, but then eventually got deeper, which felt very nice. She sucked on and licked my balls while wanking me. I pulled her gently on top of me and began snogging her face off again, arms wrapped around her. I asked if she likes her ass being licked and she said yes with a naughty smile. She laid on her back as I gentled spread her legs and started licking her asshole. What a sight. She was gasping in pleasure. I started kissing and licking slowly up her back, which she really liked. Got to her shoulders and she swung her head to the side for us to DFK.
I wanted to fuck her. She got a condom out, but she couldn't put in on me as her nails were long and she said my cock was very thick. So I did it myself. Super thin condom. She mounted me, her pussy felt so nice and tight, and we were soon fucking like rabbits, with her riding me energetically and gasping in pleasure. I fondled her tits, she brought her head close for DFK and kissing my face a little when I asked. Lots of bouncing up and down on my cock. Switched to mish, continued fucking her while occasionally snogging her and licking her armpits. Got her legs on my shoulders and pounded her some more. I slowed the pace down and moved to a sideways fuck while fondling her tits. She played with my nipples. Whipped her around for doggy, nice and slow, she gasped on each of my thrusts. I could see myself pumping her from the bathroom mirror, as the door was open. It looked so hot.
I was ready to cum. Condom off, I moved to the edge of the bed and let her start sucking me again, her head between my legs. She picked up the pace until I ejaculated straight into her mouth. Felt great! She stayed there until I'd fully unloaded.
She made a quick bathroom trip, it wasn't clear whether she swallowed any or just spat it all out in the bathroom.
We had a few mins left so just talked a bit as I cleaned up and got dressed. She offered me some water. Nice young lady.
With some more hugs and kisses, I left several minutes past the scheduled end time (given we started late).

Overall: Positive
Great GFE from a hot and sexy tattooed young Brazilian chick. Pretty face with a great body. Lovely DFK too. A nice overall experience.

Return: Probably one day, yes. But she is tad on the expensive side for me to be her frequent regular.

« Last Edit: July 30, 2026, 07:53:24 am by patelprat »

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Nice review. She looks and sounds great  :kiss:

Offline R.onee2o2IV

Quality review,mate.I was set on Laine,then you went and threw Goth Mommy into the mix :) Now I’ve got a proper tough choice :dash:
Who do you reckon edges it :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: July 30, 2026, 09:25:17 am by R.onee2o2IV »

Offline drleo

Quality review,mate.I was set on Laine,then you went and threw Goth Mommy into the mix :) Now I’ve got a proper tough choice :dash:
Who do you reckon edges it :thumbsup:


Goth Mommy for sure 👍😁

Offline patelprat

Quality review,mate.I was set on Laine,then you went and threw Goth Mommy into the mix :) Now I’ve got a proper tough choice :dash:
Who do you reckon edges it :thumbsup:

Purely from a services viewpoint, my personal view is that Laine is overall better skilled in bed. Top class oral and DT skills, great sex and more petite/flexible, easier to fuck, "edgier" for me. But GM still great, maybe more vanilla.
Looks wise like it's down to what you prefer - clear photos available for both of them. GM looks super hot and edges it on the looks side for me, but both ladies are really attractive and sexy. Both are great at DFK.

I really like both of them - they are complementary in their look, personality and style.

« Last Edit: July 30, 2026, 10:29:11 am by patelprat »

Offline koshkaj

As you liked them both, and think they'd complement each other, is a duo booking on the horizon?

Offline patelprat

As you liked them both, and think they'd complement each other, is a duo booking on the horizon?

GM was telling me they do duos. Some loaded guys even fuck them individually and then get them to join up for a duo straight after.

Not sure - I would assume it's going to cost in total £600+/hour at least. I'm not prepared to spend that much just yet.

« Last Edit: July 30, 2026, 11:03:46 am by patelprat »

Offline R.onee2o2IV

Purely from a services viewpoint, my personal view is that Laine is overall better skilled in bed. Top class oral and DT skills, great sex and more petite/flexible, easier to fuck, "edgier" for me. But GM still great, maybe more vanilla.
Looks wise like it's down to what you prefer - clear photos available for both of them. GM looks super hot and edges it on the looks side for me, but both ladies are really attractive and sexy. Both are great at DFK.

I really like both of them - they are complementary in their look, personality and style.

Cheers mate,nice one,appreciate the write-up on both :thumbsup:

Offline R.onee2o2IV


Goth Mommy for sure 👍😁

Cheers mate, appreciate your take :thumbsup:

Offline Tokidoe

Curious to know cause I’ve been looking for someone with this kind of aesthetic but in terms of play sometimes bodyshape matters more to me.

Judging by body pics, she looks kind of hench especially her legs. Is she on the thick side on her lower half or well/proportionally balanced?

Online Heph

Unless, I'm greatly mistaken, contra the reviewer's line about her being a relatively new arrival in Britain, this chick's profile has been around in one form or another (and with several of those photos) for at least a couple of years now.

NB: the EG profile also lists her nationality as Czech. It could be possible that I saw her listed there first, in which case, she'd have been posting availability in either Switzerland, N Italy or Austria in order for me to have seen her. That would in turn suggest she was more likely to be Czech that Brazilian.

Errata: no- I now recall that I noticed her giving a location in Manchester, which I thought was quite an unusual for a Czech.

She told me that. Not sure about her profile. May well have been repurposed and was someone else's before, which may explain why the prices she sent for the extras didn't match up to the EuroGirls profile. I saw her on Kommons and booked via that profile.

Yes she is Brazilian, not Czech, despite what the profile says.

Ok, thanks. Her ethnicity does look more typically Czech or German/Bohemian than Brazilian, ie no real visible Latina phenotype. All shall be revealed in the fullness of time.



« Last Edit: July 30, 2026, 09:40:57 pm by Heph »

Offline patelprat

Curious to know cause I’ve been looking for someone with this kind of aesthetic but in terms of play sometimes bodyshape matters more to me.

Judging by body pics, she looks kind of hench especially her legs. Is she on the thick side on her lower half or well/proportionally balanced?

Honestly she looked pretty well balanced to me, top vs bottom. Nothing stood out of proportion.



Offline patelprat

Unless, I'm greatly mistaken, contra the reviewer's line about her being a relatively new arrival in Britain, this chick's profile has been around in one form or another (and with several of those photos) for at least a couple of years now.

NB: the EG profile also lists her nationality as Czech.

She told me that. Not sure about her profile. May well have been repurposed and was someone else's before, which may explain why the prices she sent for the extras didn't match up to the EuroGirls profile. I saw her on Kommons and booked via that profile.

Yes she told me she is Brazilian.

« Last Edit: July 30, 2026, 09:44:12 pm by patelprat »

Offline patelprat


Ok, thanks. Her ethnicity does look more typically Czech or German/Bohemian than Brazilian, ie no real visible Latina phenotype. All shall be revealed in the fullness of time.

Brazilians as you know can have different phenotypes, she could well be Brazilian with strong central European roots.

Don't see a reason for her to tell me she's Brazilian if she's Czech. And even if she were the latter, I honestly wouldn't be concerned. She might have valid reasons for disassociating herself from a former life.

She's fit, looks like her photos and provided the expected services for the expected price. It's all I cared about.

« Last Edit: July 30, 2026, 10:16:05 pm by patelprat »

Offline boardyhell

another review from your gang

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Offline Stevelondon

another review from your gang

What the hell does that mean 🤷🏼

Offline Kojac

I'm sitting here eating popcorn waiting for the BEEF to kick off.  :lol:
« Last Edit: July 30, 2026, 11:56:31 pm by Kojac »

Online Heph

Brazilians as you know can have different phenotypes, she could well be Brazilian with strong central European roots.
I am aware. But as you must also be aware, her type of appearance in Brazilians is rare.

Don't see a reason for her to tell me she's Brazilian if she's Czech. And even if she were the latter, I honestly wouldn't be concerned. She might have valid reasons for disassociating herself from a former life.

For the same reasons Romanians often pose as Spanish or Italians; or someone of any nationality might give another when asked.

I've no dog in any fight that she might be one nationality or the other, or an admixture; but her ethnic heritage would seem, on the face of it, to be wholly European, and that's appealing to me. I've just drawn attention to the contrast between her ad's claims for her nationality, and raised the relative unlikeliness of one over the other.

I'm sitting here eating popcorn waiting for the BEEF to kick off.  :lol:
Brazilian or sacred cow?

« Last Edit: Yesterday at 12:36:23 am by Heph »

Offline Jayjay1

GM was telling me they do duos. Some loaded guys even fuck them individually and then get them to join up for a duo straight after.

Not sure - I would assume it's going to cost in total £600+/hour at least. I'm not prepared to spend that much just yet.

I love to know how the guy can still get it up , 3 separate sessions kudos to that bloke

Offline patelprat

I love to know how the guy can still get it up , 3 separate sessions kudos to that bloke

Well those sessions are likely to be over an hour in total, I'm sure some super horny guys with lots of money to spend can cum several times in that period.

« Last Edit: Yesterday at 01:28:50 am by patelprat »

Offline PLeisure

Thanks for reviewing - she's impressive
Can you remember what the extra$ were  :hi:

Offline patelprat

Thanks for reviewing - she's impressive
Can you remember what the extra$ were  :hi:

▪️My rate is:
• 1 hour 300£
• 2 hours 420£

▪️Outcall: +20£ and Uber

*Included:*
• Deep kissing ✨
• ⁠Blowjob without condom ✨
• ⁠Cim ✨

_Extras:_
• 🖤 Anal 100£
• ⁠🖤 Deepthroat/facefuck 30£
• ⁠🖤 Rimming 100£
• ⁠🖤 Cif 10£

Offline PLeisure

▪️My rate is:
• 1 hour 300£
• 2 hours 420£

▪️Outcall: +20£ and Uber

*Included:*
• Deep kissing ✨
• ⁠Blowjob without condom ✨
• ⁠Cim ✨

_Extras:_
• 🖤 Anal 100£
• ⁠🖤 Deepthroat/facefuck 30£
• ⁠🖤 Rimming 100£
• ⁠🖤 Cif 10£

cheers, pp  :thumbsup:

It's very close but, based on your above input, of the two think I'd go for Laine first 
« Last Edit: Yesterday at 11:07:29 am by PLeisure »

Offline Bartolomeo

I love to know how the guy can still get it up , 3 separate sessions kudos to that bloke

I haven't gone as far as 2 separate sessions followed by duo, but last year I did do 2 separate sessions one after another with couple of WGs who were touring from Newcastle.

It was actually good fun and I think I prefer it to a duo, so i've been thinking about doing it again.

Offline Wayfarer

I love to know how the guy can still get it up , 3 separate sessions kudos to that bloke
It may be natural.

I was talking to this one escort who was off to a 4 hour booking after me who said the next guy injects his dick with serum to keep it hard and he fucks her for the whole 4 hours non stop. It is the same stuff that porn stars inject in their dicks to keep them hard constantly for film shoots.

I haven't gone as far as 2 separate sessions followed by duo, but last year I did do 2 separate sessions one after another with couple of WGs who were touring from Newcastle.

It was actually good fun and I think I prefer it to a duo, so i've been thinking about doing it again.
I was actually thinking of doing that too. Last night I did one girl and then I was going to go to the next girl booked one hour later. I toyed with that idea all day. In the end I did not go through with it since the first session was so satisfying and draining as it was, so I never made the second booking and declined the invitation she made to book. I was smiling all the way home and into the next day from that first booking.
« Last Edit: Today at 12:47:02 am by Wayfarer »

Offline patelprat


cheers, pp  :thumbsup:

It's very close but, based on your above input, of the two think I'd go for Laine first

 :thumbsup: Laine is also a great choice, especially if you value great oral skills and great sex. See my review of her.

« Last Edit: Today at 12:53:19 am by patelprat »