External Link/Members OnlyFor sometime now i have been visiting the NE area for both family and business reasons, unfortunately these days my time up there seems to be diminishing
Whilst in the NE i have made Serenity and Lao my main go to's with Lily being the draw at Serenity, though i have had a few good sessions with Eye'lee/Ally
On this occasion, my coms with Lao went unanswered, which was unusual, though i did get a response a couple of days later and Lily was not available at Serenity though Yumi was
I did consider a couple of AW & VS options but Serenity was only a few mins from my digs so off i went
On arrival the doors were unlocked so no issues and i found Yumi to be waiting for me in reception
My first impressions of Yumi were, ok i have had much worse, she is short, maybe 5' maybe a little less and looked to have a reasonable figure, facially she looked to be around the early 30s, not pretty and not rough, just average but very smiley and came across as a happy person
Yumi showed me to her room, the first room without the shower, TBH i dont like this room, not because i would want a shower as i was close enough to my digs to have one on my return, but for me i see this room being associated with limited extras (non FS room)
Once in the room, Yumi said that she hoped she would make me happy enough to get me to return, i dont know if this was her way of saying that she knew i had been many times before or was hoping her service would be good to get me to return to see her? but on this occasion i chose to not ask up front about extras
I handed over £45 for the hour and she left to stash the cash whilst i got ready, she had been gone for quite sometime and when i looked at the clock i estimated that she had been at least 5 mins before she returned!
On her return, as per usual, she asked how i wanted my massage so i gave her specific instructions relating to deep tissue from my arse up and soft and relaxing to my legs etc etc, i also stated that i wanted to turn over at 25 minutes
I have got into the habbit of setting a low level alarm on my phone to coincide with the time i wish to turn, this way if the girl hadnt asked then it would prompt me to initiate the turn
The massage started, Yumi used very little oil, at first it seemed like she was doing a warm up routine as it was not anything like medium pressure let alone deep tissue, after a short while she asked if everything was ok and i took the opportunity to again ask for DT, 3, 4 and even 5 times i had to ask and whilst each time she did go a little harder, to my frustration it was still no where near deep tissue, all quite frustrating
To Yumi's credit, she asked me to turn maybe a minute before i heard my alarm buzz and almost immediately she asked if there was anything else i would like
HE, B2B & BJ or a combination was offered at + 20, 40 or 60 respectively
I countered and asked for sex, followed by i have a condom but Yumi said no sex, maybe next time, bla bla bla...lol
More minor discussions were made and eventually i settled on a slow BJ, NO condom, meaning owo for £40, and Yumi asked for the money straight away
This is a pet hate of mine, once the cash as been handed over your bargaining powers have gone, so in a polite and respectful manner, i replied no, i will pay after
Yumi again asked for the money up front and again i politely and respectfully said NO, i will pay after, followed by, if you want me to pay now then i wont have any extra ok
Eventually Yumi got the message and said ok, pay after.
Disappointedly but not surprisingly, Yumi then produced a bag!!
Again, trying to be polite and in a respectful way, i said No, i asked for a bj no condom, which then drew the reply, yes, this not condom

FFS, if she didnt want to do a bare BJ then she should have said, or if she wanted more then again, she should have said
TBH i was tempted to end the session at this point, i cant be doing with all this crap, however, Yumi then initiated further discussions about the extras BUT in the end i just said OK if you not want to do without condom then thats ok but i only pay £30
If that is not ok with you then i will not have any extra at all, its up to you, and i will have only a massage for the rest of my booked time
You not want extra she asked
I was already pissed off at her extended absence at the start of the session followed by the piss poor massage so i just replied, NO not now, followed by, you know what we agreed and now you have wasted another 5 minutes of my time instead of just doing what we agreed
At this she seemed pretty flustered and didnt know how to respond and at that i just said ok, more massage please and closed my eyes,
by the way, these discussions were not as heated as they may seem
There was a pause of a few seconds and i could hear a little rustling and the next thing Yumi was wiping my dick with wipes, i opened my eyes and she said, ok i do bj but no cum in mouth ok
TBH i was tempted to say no, just massage, BUT im not a total arse and i do respect boundaries, so once again i lay back and closed my eyes
Yumi began the BJ and to my surprise it was good, she obviously knew how to give a good BJ, it was a combination of mouth alone, hand and mouth and hand alone, at one point she asked if i was ok, to which i replied yes, followed by dont make me cum too quick...
What followed was a pretty good edging type BJ with a very slow HJ to completion with just 5 mins left on the clock
Yumi did a good clean up and asked if i wanted a head massage for the last few minutes, however i declined and thanked her for her efforts and proceeded to get dressed
I paid her the extra and was then shown to the side exit door and away i went
To summarise, the massage was shite, IMO her English was good enough to know what i meant when i said BJ no condom and she had the opportunity to decline or ask for more, but she accepted and im sure had i paid the 40 up front then i would have lost out
When i said NO condom, if she had countered with sorry, i not do, but i will use bag, then i wouldnt have had an issue, but she knew what she was doing, whats more, i knew it too
However, in the end, her BJ was very good and at £40 i would say it was VFM
I dont think i would see her again as i do like the massage side of a session to be a good DT massage and i dont think she is capable, however, if i wanted a 30 minute release then maybe i would consider her on the basis of the quality of the BJ
I dislike giving REDS, but for me even despite her BJ, i feel the massage and what i see as time wasting deserves no more than a red
Going forward, i know my time in the NE is limited so if i visit Serenity then it would only be to see Lily or Eye'lee/Ally, alternatively i would maybe travel to Newcastle if time allowed