Author Topic: LUA_EROTIC_MASSAGE - TOFTT  (Read 470 times)


1 review(s) for LUA_EROTIC_MASSAGE (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by lewishamguy]

Offline jedisithwarrior

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So the profile looked good to me and seemed well priced for a brazilian girl

Comms: Text only and fairly quick responses

Location: 11 minute walk from victoria station

appearance: the photos are very airbrushed from what she looks like, profile said 26 but I would guess she is more around 36 in person

meet:
buzzed into building and made my way up, the usual behind the door and enter. i noticed she looked very different to her profile pictures and wondered if there was a B&S but decided to proceed with the meet

handed over the cash, £120 for the hour

i was offered a shower and came out and laid down on the bed, not much chit chat and she made me wait for a while and then sat up and checked if she in the room and saw her on her phone and she noticed that i was waiting and then came over and started with the massage, not much pressure and started using oil, i assumed the tantric would start 30 minutes onwards

the massage was not great and noticed that it was one handed and again looked up and she was using her phone again. the massage continued and then around the 40 minute mark, she started touching around my genitals getting me worked up and asked if i wanted more and i said yes and the shocker was that a happy ending was extra, i discussed this with her and she kept insisting £120 is for massage only and happy ending would be £50 more   :mad:

she kept trying to upsell me but i refused and accepted the loss on £120 and told her to continue with the massage, she muttered some words in portuguese probably cursing me and no more action and just focused on my back, i asked her to work on my calves but she somehow decided to cut the massage short at 50 minute mark and offered me another shower.

at this point, i was very annoyed and just decided to leave, i got dressed while she continued on her phone and accepted that this was a negative experience and left

This was a very frustrating experience and it has really put me off punting and might have to take a long break

would i revisit/recommend: absolutely not

summary:
disinterested girl
pictures do not match in person
constantly on her phone
very sneaky upselling


If anyone has a reliable, professional girl that gives a good massage and nice happy ending, please offer your suggestions as I am on a bad run lately, help a frustrated guy out




Offline Jonestown

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Commiserations, that’s just taking the pi$$, better luck next time out.

Offline Barneypunt

Did you confirm with her that he was included when you were booking?

Edit: her profile implies that it’s included, sorry op
« Last Edit: July 17, 2026, 04:28:31 pm by Barneypunt »