External Link/Members OnlyBeen out of commission for quite some time due to some health issues, getting old f'ing sucks, but was feeling some better energy and the itch badly needed scratching.
Plan A cancelled on me night before for a legit reason (or so I think, well reviewed SP I've seen before several times and not known for this) - should have read the signs and called it a day there.
Unfortunately the review on this SP by Nombre also went up the next day so I didn't see it in advance and learn from his experience.
So came across a profile that I thought had no reviews on here and the Gallery pictures looked promising - figured I'd brave it and toftt.
Arranged a one hour session with Klaudi for £100 and added OWO for £30 - was to include b2b massage, OWO and sex.
Comms were fairly easy though her pricing list versus likes list were unclear which I had her clarify beforehand that protected penetration, oral and 69 as well as the B2B massage was included in the £100 and I could add OWO for the extra £30.
Sounded good for £130/hr.
Location was the SP rented flat near Charing Cross, plenty of metered parking in the side streets nearby.
Directions to the building were provided, then on arrival prompt response with the flat number.
Arrived at the door, she's behind the door so I'm let inside & turn around and get the first surprise - not the girl in the gallery pictures.
No way, not even on a good day, ten years ago with photoshop.
But she's not hideous, looks like a nice slim body from what I can see and tbh I've shagged a lot worse looking over the years. So deep breath and on we go.
Paperwork exchanged, kit off, shower offered and declined (I always shower before I leave home).
She directs me onto a bed, face down, moves my legs apart, I hear the towel drop and she gets on the bed between my legs.
Def not the best massage, and def not b2b - but plenty of ball and cock swipes which had me harder than calculus and at one point she was using the back of my knee to grind her pussy on - so I'm lying there thinking it's all positive despite the bait and switch with the pictures.
Then she asks me to turn over and I ask her to do a 69 b2b so I can get my tongue working while she's "massaging my cock". As noted in the other review she has a decent slim body, teabag tits, nice big nipplesinnie pussy with nice smooth lips - if you just look from the neck down it's not all that bad.
But then she moves to do that and sees the look on my face because I've spotted the string dangling from her pussy - she's on the rag!!
The stiffy deflated faster than sticking a pin in a balloon with the disappointment and disgust.
At this point I just want to cum and leave so she proceeds with the worst and non-enthusiastic OWO I've ever had, eventually I get there, clean myself up and leave, probably only 35-40mins after arrival.
As Nombre said, definitely one to give a miss.
Between the bait and switch on the pictures and then agreeing to 69 and sex while she's on the rag - definite Negative from me
Topic: TantricMassageKlaudi (Glasgow) (Read 898 times)