Duration: 30 mins
Price: £80 + £30 OWO
Location: Near Dens Park
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External Link/Members OnlyI've been out of the game for quite a while now and I thought I'd dip my toes back in with a cute blonde with big tits as a way of restarting the hobby, this meet has almost made me think twice about it. The meet was easily set up by text, she has her postcode on the advert and I arrived bang on time and was given the flat details.
Once in the door, straight away I could tell it wasn't going to be my finest punt, "shoes off please", fair enough, no probs with that, as I took them off I was looking at her and the blonde hair was all but grown out and her natural colour is a much darker, still fair but nothing like the photos, she also has a bit of a belly, nothing excessive, more cuddly than fat but once again not represented in the photos. The main problem with Dalinda is her attitude, cold, sharp, disgruntled almost.
Once the tokens were handed over and I got undressed everything had to go the way she wanted it, no cuddling, caressing or even touching of any kind, it was "lie down on your front and I give you massage", whether I wanted it or not! "leg straight, arms here and here", fuck, yes miss, I felt like a naughty schoolboy the way she was barking instructions. The massage wasn't too bad to be fair, I tried a couple of times to get a conversation going, "Have you been away from Argentina long?, "I cmae here as baby, I have British passport", aye right then, her accent is so thick she could have got off the plane yesterday, "Did you enjoy Argentina beating England last night?", "I fucking hate football", the irony, you're staring at Dens from her window!, then I get "I try to relax you for better sex, you make too much noise", then she goes on to maon about her job and being in the UK, I just shut ma puss and let her get on with it.
After about 10 - 12 mins she tells, not asks, tells me to turn over and says "time for your owo" as if she was working her way through a check list in her head, I was already stiff thanks to the bluey I'd popped a couple of hours earlier which is just as well as her technique was shite and with the way she was lying on the bed getting a hand on her pussy was impossible, and she was in no mind to change that siuation. After 5 mins of staring at the ceiling thinking "that's nice coving", I suggested we share a condom, so she gets up to get one and goes straight for the lube, I politely said "not too much of that" with a smile and was met with "don't tell me how to do my job, I've been doing this for 20 years", I had to bite my tongue hard at this point to stop myself from saying "I fuckin' hope not, you're profile says you're 33". Condom on and I'm told to put my legs together, I oblige and she climbed on RCG, not a bad view sliding in and out of her with that nice arse bouncing away, then she turned round to CG which was a bit better and I could start to feel her pussy working a bit better now some of the lube had squelched out, a few mins of that and it was "doggy now", I couldn't tell if she was asking or demanding, either way I said no let's do mish, I just wanted to get my balls emptied into the bag and get out of dodge, mish was pretty good, she felt tight once we got a rhythm going and it didn't take a lot of work to get over the line.
Once the job was done it was all over, johnny off and cleaned me up with a few wipes, she started banging on out her reflux problem and coffee or something while I was getting dressed, I'd checked out by then so wasn't really paying any attention, a quick peck on the cheek and I was out the door just on the half hour.
Would I go back? not a fuckin' chance.
