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So my work brought me back to Fife, & other day past Kirkcaldy. As I’d had a good one here before, thought I’d drop in on way back to accommodation.
So I’m giving it a Neutral. Only as there was some Positive bits, but also some Negatives.
Text sent & dropped in the back entrance. Shown to a room but an older Chinese woman. There was two, & I caught a glimpse of the other. Both looked mid to late 40’s. Both looked fairly slim. So I was shown to the same room as before, asked how long, etc. As per another review, I negotiated price & what I got at the outset. 1hr massage, B2B, HR, & RO on her for £100. She did ask for £120, but I had £100. That TBH was my limit. £120 gets you a full hour with FS elsewhere.
So stripped of while she stashed the cash. Back in room & massage begins. So here’s the Positive part. She knows how to deliver a deep tissue massage, one where I’m sure she moves your bones about. Touch painful at parts, but feel amazing after. This must lasted good 25min. Also occasionally ran my hand up her skirt. Frilly pants, stockings, & suspenders…
Then it went definitely Negative. Time for B2B. Once the dress was off, wasn’t quite as slim as I thought. And now age recalculation. I’d say hitting 50’s. But hey paid & it rolling. TBH, B2B wasn’t horrible. I laid back with eyes closed, Hard to distinguish from tits & belly what was where. So I asked to do oral on her…. She got off the table, applied something to herself. Now here’s where it went weird.
She gets on top in the 69 position. I go in to lick away & it whiffs. That stuff she applied was like a mild shaving foam, & stunk like stale piss. Proper Gents Loos on a Hot Sunny Bank Holiday. She’d applied it lower, so up at her clit it was OK’ish. Never experienced anything like it before. So I gave the clit as serious bashing, while she gave a decent enough HJ. Also know she gave me a fair few good OWO bouts. Finally she wriggled so much them pressed down hard, as I had her arse gripped to do what I wanted, but avoid that whiffy stuff. It was weird, I could see it like a fine foam, & I did at one point get some on my finger. Was definitely that that stunk.
After the pop, she cleaned me up. She dressed a bit, & gave me a chilling front massage that was enjoyable. So overall it wasn’t horrendous, just that stuff that smelled vial if you got near. Plus, I had hoped for that young one. So that also popped my bubble a bit. Apparently this ones just started her 2nd week. So I guess they turnabout. So I’d be back when I up that way again. But long enough to allow rotation again.
What was annoying. I did have a plan B. Had I’d not got all the extras for £100. I was going settle for a £50 massage only, then call by Sexy Carla7 or Sweet Mia25. That way an additional £30 would technically got me 90min of overall fun. A massage & FS. Lesson learned I guess.
