posted up a topic few months ago
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=454660.0 enquiring for help as to where I can plan a weekend stag and decided on Barcelona. With a few help from fellow punters I managed to scrub up a nice itinerary with a mixture of haima clubs, massage parlours, strip clubs & brothels. Here we go -
Day OneFlew early from Luton and went straight to a nice brunch spot - with a sweet crisp Estrella to go with. Met a cute lass outside but she turned out to be from London and quite local from me so decided to not continue the convo as it was too close to home
but she was great. Just love the local talent Barca has and my neck was hurting from the constant turning left/right.
Checked in to our hotel after a quick stop at the cannabis shop - and started on our first rodeo - an erotic massage spot called
Stimulos.
Went in for a quick look at the line up and it was about 5-6 women and most were 5/10 at best - and thats being generous. most were mid aged worn latinas. and not the good kind
So we left the place and went to a haima club 15 mins away called
Haima Numancia 12. Place was a bit shoddy but went in and to the bar. It look like a strip club/brothel set up and at that time there was only 1 mediocre looking latina. Ordered 6 heinekens costing 66 euros which was shocking but what was more shocking were how ugly some of these girls were. Honestly how are they in business. They came over and introduced themselves individually but all were far from good.
So we left and caught the Spain/Belgium game where we indulged in more drinks and started off our escapades straight after. Went to the Casino area to scour the clubs around there but was quite dissapointed as it was mostly teenagers queuing up to get into the clubs. Went to a bar next to the casino and saw couple of WGs outside, swaying their way into tempting men like myself spend - but we ignored them.
Spoke to a promoter who told us about
Bagdad and managed to squeeze in a 50% discount which is 50 euros for 2 drinks for the 7 of us. Sounded like a good deal so we went. I spoke to the promoter about PussyCat club but most were against it and pointed us away from it. Thought nothing of it at first but will elaborate on more later. Reached Bagdad and paid for the entry fee and went downstairs.
Its a live sex show with a lot of WGs around there and its whoever catches your eye but most girls were around 6-7/10. Bought our first round of drinks and sat to enjoy the show. The girls call up members of the crowd to the stage and depending on whos dancing, you may get a OW BJ for around 10-30s and i saw some who had around 10-20s of sex and were then told to get off. Was abit wierd but saw this Algerian girl who had the fattest arse who i had my eye on. Went for a 2nd round and decided to leave and i asked the doorman about pussycat club in which he said that it has reduced capacity to around 50% and that its shit now. He pointed us towards
Darlings and off we went.
Another strip club/brothel set up where we paid 40 euros entry for 2 drinks. Went in and definitely did not like the look of it. It was filled with alot of EE girls, mostly romanians and we know what they are like - shit attitude and straight down to business. Ordered a gin/lemonade and started talking to this Rom who quoted me 300-600 euros for 1hr and i nearly spat my drink out.
Went and sat with few mates and just thought that this place was shit. I raved about the PussyCat Club to the lads and was adamant on going there - so we split up and hailed a cab to try and go to PCC - but the driver was adamant that its closed and doesnt exist anymoe - but on GoogleMaps it said it was open and closes at 5am so thought that was a bit wierd - so he brought us back to Bagdad.
Went back in - spoke to the Algerian who said she doesnt do sex which was disapointing as I wanted to smash that thick ass - so sat down after another drink and she went up on stage and called me up - gave me a nice dry hump and had a slap and grab of her beautiful arse and came off stage. My mate went with a 6/10 and ended up paying 150 for just a BJ.
We were pretty tapped out at this point and wanted to call it a night so we hailed a cab and when we got in - i was really adamant on the
PussyCatClub so i mentioned it to the cab and he took us there
Same spot as before but from the outside it looked a bit smaller than before - paid 20 euros for entry and a drink. When i went in i was flabbergasted at the quality of Latinas that were there. Did not want to waste my time so i went to the first latina i saw and was quite smashed at this point but i grabbed her and said lets fuck and she said ok and quoted me 200 - 150 for the service + 50 for a drink. I was not going to spend time negotiating as i wanted to smash her big arse and said fuck it. They had a vending machine of cash in there so i paid 200 and she took me outside the building around 10 metres away to another entrance which had several rooms in it.
Her name was Perla and shes Colombian. With her dress on she looked about 8/10. When it came off her tits was scarred from botched surgery and she had quite a lot of stretch marks on her belly. But fuck it after a shower i ended up having a good DFK and she gave me a decent OW BJ which included some ball sucking. Ended up smashing her huge arse and came on her body. Showered and had some small talk in spanish and left. She was really cute which is always a plus.
Went back to hotel around 5am and called it a night after an eventful day one.
Day TwoWoke up quite hungover but had a boat trip so got ready and got on with the days agenda. Didnt enjoy the trip to sea as the waves were extremely choppy and ended up getting sea sick with a combination of a hangover - yup i was dead
Went back to the hotel to get a couple hours kip in and got ready for the night. Went to a nice steak restaurant and ended up back at the hotel for the England game. (COME ON ENGLAND)
Finished quite late so we decided to see what the motive was and ended up walking to
Felina BCN. Couple of security guards outside so we buzzed in and from the get go it looked like such an amazing set up. Place was lush and looked super luxurious. We got shown a room and were introduced to around 13 girls - i could not remember their names at all. But god damn they were fuckin unreal. Room had nice showers and bed too.
But I wanted to see this other spot which was
La Suite BCN which i think is under the same establishment. Around 15 min walk away. Its located on the 2nd floor and again - similar set up. Amazing establishment and fml the quality of women there were incredible. Absolute stunners. There were around 20 girls and this blonde colombian called Sarai caught my eye (i think shes been reviewed here before as i decided to do a quick check in the lounge - gotta love this site)
She came over and quoted me 140 for 30 mins and 10 euro extra charge for paying with card and this included a drink with it - but opted for water. Waited for around 15 mins for a room to be free. She called me and led me to a nice room. Came in and stripped off after small talk and she had lovely natural tits and a huge arse and legs too. Amazing figure - thick
No DFK which was sad and OW again. fingered her and lots of foreplay but i smelt a stench come off her - prob from being overworked. But smashed her in lots of positions and ended up cuming in missionary. I was sweaty and stinky from the stench so jumped in the shower and had some small talk before knock on the door to signal time up and was escorted out.
Took the cab back to the hotel and called it a day.
Day ThreeSpent my budget and decided to call it a day but really wanted to visit Felina & La Suite again. But theres always a next time
Total Spent = 110 euros on entries with a total of 5 drinks + 200 euros on colombian at PCC + 150 euros for colombian at La Suite = 460 Euros
ConclusionDont waste your time DarlingsHaima Numancia 12, StimulosGo if you want some fun entertainment and nice LatinasBagdad
PussyCat Club (although some taxi drivers wont take you there as they dont get commision)
External Link/Members OnlyDefinitely go if you want to fuck some sexy latinas and a decent priceLa Suite External Link/Members Only
Felina External Link/Members Only