External Link/Members Only£60 for 1hr. +£20 tip
Well, this was a strange booking. Considering she talks about ‘energy’ a lot I couldn’t help but think how ironic it was that hers left me scratching my head.
Setting: nice flat/house in Anfield.
Rocked up around midday and was greeted by a terse: ‘are you alright?’, which I put down to me having my hood up in the rain.
We get to the table and I’m aware that I’ve probably spooked her, so I engage my best polite manners and we ease into good conversation about anything and everything. At this point, she asks what I’d like but she’s not cracking on that there is fun to be had, so it felt a bit confusing. I get my kit off and say something along the lines of ‘do your worst’, but she laughs along and I’m thinking here we go.
The massage is nice, the conversation is nice and all is going well. Looks wise, she’s not my usual, but she’s still absolutely fine in my opinion. At some point she rests her big tits on my head, so I ask to grab her arse and she lets me do so. She then asks ‘are you feeling a certain way’, so I’m thinking ‘result, she wants me to fuck her’. It felt like a question a girl asks when you first start dating and she’s too shy to make the first move. I liked it, but I didn’t put it on, I was all: ‘ooo I’m so relaxed’
I just assumed we were leading to somewhere naturally.
Next, she gets me into some sort of fucked up doggie position and proceeds to milk my cock like I’m a cow
Now, with massages, I’ve got a high tolerance in terms of raising a hard-on - the girl has to be all over me if she’s expecting there to be one when she flips me onto my back. But as this had just been a pleasant time of things, she’s basically wanking my soft pecker. It was the complete opposite of erotic; it was awkward, painful and sore for a few days! She really has you doing some crazy yoga shit.
I can’t think to where we went next, but I’m now at full mast and I’m asking her to strip off. She reveals a nice set of tits and her pussy is nicely shaved and looks pretty damn good to be fair. I’m sat up now, sucking her tits and running a finger along her slit and clit to see if she’s wet, and she is.
I ask for a kiss, she says that’s not her thing but she’s making all of the right noises. I then lay her down on the bed and lick her out and she cums not long after. Her legs are twitching like crazy and her fanny is soaked. You know when a girl likes you? I had that feeling. I thought ‘here we go, this is going to be a great shag’. I’m leaning over her, kissing her tits, sucking her neck, feeling her arch her back as I drive her up the wall, when suddenly she goes: ‘What are your intentions?’, it was such an odd thing to say at that point. I was still trying to do my sexy routine, so I was whispering ‘I want to fuck you… I want to feel your pussy wrapped around my cock…’
and she goes: ‘well, you didn’t say that on text… you didn’t say it before when I asked you that question… so now I’m not prepared for this…. this feels too mechanical’. I was gobsmacked
I knew from the conversations we’d had she was a big ‘energy’ person and there was a bit of pseudo intellect stuff in there, but it still caught me off guard.
So here I am, having made her cum, feeling like she wanted nothing more than my cock, only to be told ‘nah pal, we aren’t vibing’.
I wasn’t even mad, it seemed funny at this point. I then proceeded to get chucked on the bed, wanked, and she sucks my cock a bit before telling me there was too much oil on it. In the end, I couldn’t even cum. From start to finish there had been to many odd little moments that they were now preoccupying my headspace! I’m now getting dressed and she’s telling me I’m probably carrying sum fucking stress goblins with me from work or some shit, and that it would help if I drank more herbal tea and stopped wearing nylon undys.
You know what’s funny, I actually tipped her on the way out. £60 just didn’t feel like it covered what went down!
Would I go back? I probably would. It was kind of weird, but she’s a nice enough girl, harmless enough and it wasn’t expensive.
Positive. Somehow.
