Cateleya Bromley Massage

[peter_bungee]

Visited Cateleya massage shop last week, have passed by many times for work it had a sign saying indian massage outside which was a “sign” more could be on offer, its minutes away from Bromley North station and out of place on a nice street.

Made contact via text by a maid/receptionist called anushi she sent pics and prices of the girls, all were Indian so was intrigued.  Booked one for 1hr for £60 with £30 in cash expecting a hj upsell. However they agree this when you walk in so i paid £30 i think she wanted more but its all i had.  I asked about extras but b2b was £80 more just not worth it.   I dont remember the girls name but i doubt it was even the one in the pic

Venue- you walk off the main street up some stairs which has 2 massage rooms with tables then above is another floor and i guess more, it sounded like upstairs is where the girls wait.  Place is fit for purpose not modern.  My masseuse was indian, slim, facially 5/10 friendly enough.  Stripped fully and lay on the table, massage was average but ZERO attention to the bum/balls throughtout despite having paid for a hj, no build up and she made a point to just not massage anywhere near there, so it killed the mood.  Eventually turned over and strict no touching over clothes.

Overall it wasnt great, iv visited a few in the town centre where for £50 for 30min you get a simple massage +hj and a tease throughout, this place isnt worth it.   I had read some girls do OW and possible more but it will cost an arm..

So i wouldnt recommend here

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[LLPunting]

If you've tried other Bromley sites with better success perhaps review those to avoid ejection by timer?

Cataleya has been a joke for a long while. The "Indian" girls here all ask too much, have been for years, so have not bothered. There are a mix of other workers; Scottish, Afro-Brits, Brazilians, Africans who are mostly asking too much (again walked) but some are attractive between 20s and 40s.  Suspect one or two might be ok as they've survived on the roster for over a year, others quickly vanished.
Have not bothered in years with the competing salons on East St so no idea if they are also still scalping prices or serving up monsters.
Anushi also sublets rooms to other indies so you could end up at this location when answering other ads. Most seem to be asking too much both base and for extras. Others I think have tried.  Seems the locals are desperately simping and over-paying, then again judging by the state and attitude of the civvy women it is almost understandable.
Anyone with an update on Ruby Spa please post in parlour thread or an SP review as that place hasn't been mentioned in yonks.

[donpi3ce]

Cataleya is overpriced but I have been there a few times. Dependent on the girl you can negotiate but b2b is still extortionate. Have got very much in to it once paid though and have fingered etc. One offered fs halfway through, but I didn’t fancy it….

[LLPunting]

Cataleya is overpriced but I have been there a few times. Dependent on the girl you can negotiate but b2b is still extortionate. Have got very much in to it once paid though and have fingered etc. One offered fs halfway through, but I didn’t fancy it….

Was she soft of voice and blonde? 

[donpi3ce]

Unfortunately not…

[Nick_Curran]

I saw the blonde, Scottish lass.  She often appears on their WhatsApp status updates.

She seemed maybe hopped on something, in a blissed-out way, and it made her far too docile. There was about 30 seconds' massage, otherwise it was making out, oral (without) and, predominantly, RO. She tasted perfectly fresh and body was slim and fine, if a little uncared for, but every time she commenced oral on me, she'd soon get bored, lie back and ask me to eat her out some more. In the end, it all felt a bit depressing and I pulled the plug early.  This was 1-2 years ago — while I was unable to access UKP, hence no review — so I can't remember what extra I paid. But I do know it wasn't much. Maybe £40, something like that?