Tl:dr version - grumpy bird who clearly doesn’t enjoy her work. Not recommended
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External Link/Members OnlyI had some time free Friday afternoon before hitting the M5. Irene answered my text asking if she was available and a time was set for late afternoon.
Price confirmed as £80 for 30minsextras offered £40 anal,£10 French kiss £20 owo - but I declined and went for the basic.
Got to the end of the road for Thai towers Sidwell street end of town at the agreed time and messaged to say I was there.
After a mere 14 minutes of standing around and 3 more messages from me she finally replied and told me to come down - usual flat number. While I was waiting I checked her aw profile again and realised it didn’t actually state that sex was on offer. With this I’m mind As I walked down I did think I’d walk if she didn’t look decent and didn’t offer FS but when she opened the door she was actually good looking so I went back in the room with her. After I asked she confirmed that sex was on offer and so I stuck with it and shared the £80 with her for 30 mins.
She was wearing a skimpy black thing with big bangers spilling out the top. Looked prob mid 30s. Stood about 5ft 2 id guess, nice figure
It kind of went downhill from there. I went forward to give her a hug but she barked at me to ‘stand there first’ while she got out wipes that she used to clean my chest and my dick and balls before turning me round and with a new wipe rubbing my back and crack!! I wasn’t expecting that!!
Then in the same strict school teacher voice she said ‘lie down massage’ I thought fuck that and said no thanks I’d rather get started. This has her rolling her eyes at me while she grudgingly stripped off. I lay on the bed and she did a half arsed body to body thing with her tits - I noticed that She’s got a lot - and I mean A LOT of moles on her body, think 101 Dalmatian’s.
Then it was on with the condom for 1 minute of owo until I was semi hard and then she said ‘ready?’ Err no - carry
On sucking please. This was ok but nothing special.
By this point I’d realised it wasn’t going to be a punt to win any awards so I just got her onto her back for some mish after she’d added lube to my dick.
When I went to touch her tits she kept moving my hands away. When I tried to get her to lift her legs on my shoulders she refused saying it was too deep (I am mr below average size wise so I suspect that was just a lie too). No touching of her clit either.
Switched to doggy which was fine as from behind i couldn’t see her sour face. I ventured a thumb to her bum but obviously that was rejected too.
Then onto cowgirl but this was making me go soft so put her back on her back to finish in the dom in mish.
The second I’d come she was gesturing for me to come out, then i was given a pile of wipes and tissues to clean up.
I tried a bit of post event chat but her English was shit and tbh by this point we both knew we weren’t going to be falling in love and running away together so I took the opportunity of a nice long shower to cool off and clean up.
I was out the door in 27 mins.
You win some you lose some. This was a definite loss
