Author Topic: Candy - Bamboo Spa - Stroud Green  (Read 3979 times)

Offline Love2come

Bamboo Spa
190 Stroud Green Road
London
N4 3RN


External Link/Members Only
Price
£40 for 45 mins Massage
Plus £100 for OWO, Sex, CiM
Total price paid £140

Premises
Clean and tidy place.  Shower is small but clean.  The massage rooms are in the basement and are fairly small and the ceilings are low. The massage tables are fit for purpose and the rooms have fans. It's on a high street and there is a bus stop opposite the shop and another on the same side about 15 yards away so if you are known in the area be aware.

Date of visit - a Thursday in Jun 2026

SP
I am a regular so booked via text and was met my Candy when I got into the shop at the pre agreed time.

Candy is Chinese and I would guess her age is around 30 - 35. She is slim but not skinny and I would say her cup size is probably a B. I found her attractive especially when she let her hair down during our session. She had a trimmed pussy which was fresh.  Candy only works at this shop on a Thursday.

Services
Oral without, Reverse oral, Sex, CiM

Candy stayed in the room whilst I got undressed and I lay face down naked on the table.  She was very chatty and her English was very good. We got into a conversation about how long I have been visiting the shop and who I normally see etc. Then around 3 mins in she says I am shit at massage what do you really want.  I said it depends on what she charges. She said £80 for a BJ and I said that was too much, she then said but you can come in my mouth. I now have a ragging boner, and now this woman has me in the palm of her hands. We settled for sex with me finishing in her mouth.

She started by snogging my face off for what seemed like a good ten minutes whilst we were stood up which was great. Then she laid on the massage bed and sucked my cock whilst I was standing up. I then got to explore her lovely body and get to work on her pussy with my tongue which she seemed to enjoy.  Then on with the dom and I am in missionary followed by doggy. After I have given her a good pounding I was knackered, she didn’t offer to ride me so I told her I was ready to come. She removed the dom and got to work with the BJ which she is pretty good at. It took a while and she never rushed me or complained, but I was finally ready to come so I warned her just in case she had changed her mind. She milked me of every drop and then made her way to the sink to dispose of my deposit and wash her mouth out, which she did with water and mouthwash.

I was offered a shower which I accepted.  I lost track of time and forgot to check the clock but I am fairly sure I had all of my time and I was never rushed once.


Would I return? - Yes
« Last Edit: July 09, 2026, 12:58:22 pm by Love2come »

Offline LLPunting

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Thanks for review  :drinks:

Strongly suggest punters do a thorough search here for reviews of Bamboo and Candy to be fully aware of prospects.

Offline Love2come

Thanks for review  :drinks:

Strongly suggest punters do a thorough search here for reviews of Bamboo and Candy to be fully aware of prospects.
Agreed, punters can also search for her at Natural Balance in Victoria where she works a couple of days a week but I have not seen here at this venue yet.

Offline tantraman

Damn, Love2come :rolleyes: ... how does all this ...

Services
Oral without, Reverse oral, Sex, CiM

... get done in such a pokey room? I know this gaff well ...

The premises is proper pokey … the reception corner is as soon as you walk in on the right … an open corridor leads to a small massage room on the right and a stand-up shower room on the left; further back, out-of-bounds, there appears to be a kitchen, always steaming with something cooking. A tight set of stairs lead to a dingy basement with two even smaller massage rooms, separated by the thinnest of walls through which you can hear murmurings (and more!) of any neighbouring punter/SP.

... and wonder if I heard your "murmurings (and more!)" from next door ;)

Offline beastmaster

Glad that you enjoyed the action, but it seems you wasted your  £45 massage fee as you didn't get a massage at all   :dash:
On the other hand, in effect you paid £145 for an hour of FS, OWO, CIM which is reasonable  :wacko:

Offline Love2come

Damn, Love2come :rolleyes: ... how does all this ...

... get done in such a pokey room? I know this gaff well ...

... and wonder if I heard your "murmurings (and more!)" from next door ;)
You possibly did hear us lol, the massage table was banging against the wall and she did nothing to stop it. Like yourself I am a regular in here so i don't think they take the piss too much as I always book via Maggie.

Offline Love2come

Glad that you enjoyed the action, but it seems you wasted your  £45 massage fee as you didn't get a massage at all   :dash:
On the other hand, in effect you paid £145 for an hour of FS, OWO, CIM which is reasonable  :wacko:
To be honest i see it a a entry fee otherwise I would just use plain escorts.  I always try and get the sex out of the way and if there is time they can give me a massage afterwards.

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Glad that you enjoyed the action, but it seems you wasted your  £45 massage fee as you didn't get a massage at all   :dash:
On the other hand, in effect you paid £145 for an hour of FS, OWO, CIM which is reasonable  :wacko:

This place is pretty much a full service joint so in that respect if you're not fussed about massage then it's pricey for a shag in an uncomfortable, dingy space with SPs who are highly variable in looks (slightly attractive or less), mostly around 40s, not in best shape, (bit) lax on freshness and cleaning and mediocre in service skills and enthusiasm.
If you do value the massage and want some skills there then that isn't consistent across the roster but you might find a couple of the ladies who can do it and may not charge stupid money for a finishing toss, with or without their clothes on.  The accomodating ones won't be the "youngest" or prettiest.
Shame really because the manager I used to comms with seemed genuinely keen to provide a good service, just the girls weren't reasonable or reliable enough to deliver that standard.  I got refunds and discount offers after failed encounters that I couldn't report as they were too singularly identifying.  Probably still have at least one discount to my credit but just not interested.
Enjoy it for what limits it serves but if you want a decent shag for 120+ total ph then you have plenty of better options all over London, unless you're perhaps getting serious off-menu freebies.

Offline Love2come

Seems thta some are annoyed by my review. I won't bother next time, it was a honest redlection of what happened but maybe not worth it.  Not really my fault if others have had a bad time at this shop. 

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Enjoy it for what limits it serves but if you want a decent shag for 120+ total ph then you have plenty of better options all over London, unless you're perhaps getting serious off-menu freebies.
.  Maybe you need to reply to this one [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=419441.msg4193792#msg4193792] (This is the same girl I've just reviewed. As I noted above, she works here too).  It would only be fair if you infur about 'off the menu freebies' which is ridicoulas especially from someone in a position of authority on here... No wonder so many people are hesitant to review when forum helpers attack their reviews and integrity for no reason.

Enjoy it for what limits it serves but if you want a decent shag for 120+ total ph then you have plenty of better options all over London


I know there are better cheaper options and have said as much in a reply to someone else. However I have my reasons for coming here and I have done so for many years now because it suits me as a low risk place to empty my sacks. I don't expect everyone to like it in there and the place is usually dead to be honest so it is not as popular as it was a few years back.   No doubt I will now get a ban for daring to challenge a helper but I will always stand up for myself.

"The biggest man was a baby one time. So I don't know where him get all these big ideas, want to be rulers over people." Qoute from Bob Marley

Offline Solid

Thanks for review  :drinks:

Strongly suggest punters do a thorough search here for reviews of Bamboo and Candy to be fully aware of prospects.
Couldn't find much on her tbh. Maybe I'm using the wrong search words?

Offline Massage Bloke

Seems thta some are annoyed by my review. I won't bother next time, it was a honest redlection of what happened but maybe not worth it.  Not really my fault if others have had a bad time at this shop.

Don't blame you, mate.

You left a fairly lengthy, detailed, and well written review, and are greeted with comments such as this:

if you want a decent shag for 120+ total ph then you have plenty of better options all over London, unless you're perhaps getting serious off-menu freebies.




« Last Edit: July 13, 2026, 09:54:29 am by Massage Bloke »

Offline Massage Bloke

Seems thta some are annoyed by my review. I won't bother next time, it was a honest redlection of what happened but maybe not worth it.  Not really my fault if others have had a bad time at this shop.

The first reply to your review was:

Strongly suggest punters do a thorough search here for reviews of Bamboo and Candy to be fully aware of prospects.

He may just as well have said: "Take no notice of this review"....

It's so fucking high-handed and superior!

Offline Solid

That's the thing, I did do a search and couldn't find much tbh. So not sure what LL is hinting about.

Offline Massage Bloke

That's the thing, I did do a search and couldn't find much tbh. So not sure what LL is hinting about.

LL, left a neg review for the SP last summer:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=432336.0

The OP on this review thread  left a comment on LL's review that didn't align with LL's opinion of the gaff.

So there is a little bit of history between LL and the OP (of this review)...




Offline Love2come

LL, left a neg review for the SP last summer:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=432336.0

The OP on this review thread  left a comment on LL's review that didn't align with LL's opinion of the gaff.

So there is a little bit of history between LL and the OP (of this review)...
No History as far as i am concerned.  All I said on hsi review was "That's one of the first negative reviews I have seen for the Bamboo spa. I normally see Jenny who does everything you need and is not a rip off merchant.  I suggest you give the feedback to Maggie as she does tend to deal with girls who are not up to scratch from what I have been told"

Offline Love2come

The first reply to your review was:

Strongly suggest punters do a thorough search here for reviews of Bamboo and Candy to be fully aware of prospects.

He may just as well have said: "Take no notice of this review"....

It's so fucking high-handed and superior!
Thank you, this is my point, I expect the Mods and the forum helpers to be above that.
My experience was different from his, which is what this forum is about and others can read between the lines and make judgements for themselves like we do on other SPs. It would be better if peoples reviewed were respected though even if we dissagree on them.

Offline Agent W

Can confirm OP’s experience, having seen Candy about 8 times now, most recently a month ago. Similar deal with Apple on Fridays and Saturdays. Very much a positive from me.

Offline Love2come

Can confirm OP’s experience, having seen Candy about 8 times now, most recently a month ago. Similar deal with Apple on Fridays and Saturdays. Very much a positive from me.
That's good to hear as the authenticity of my review seemed to be being called into question.  :thumbsup: 

Offline Kojac

That's good to hear as the authenticity of my review seemed to be being called into question.  :thumbsup:

@Love2come charm and charisma go along way in this game and fortunately for you, women can smell it on you.  Give yourself a pat on the back Sir.  :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: July 17, 2026, 12:36:08 pm by Kojac »

Offline Massage Bloke

@Love2come charm and charisma go along way in this game and fortunately for you, women can smell it on you.  Give yourself a pat on the back Sir.  :thumbsup:

LL left a neg. (it seemed to go wrong at the money stage).

On his review thread, he also posted his theory that Chinese massage SPs charge a lot in central London, and the try to do the same a bit further out of the centre.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=432336.0


The OP of this review then comes along and posts a good review, that goes against LL's narrative, and LL cant tolerate it!