Author Topic: Lauren - Serenity Massage Hampton  (Read 19633 times)

Offline VanillaMan

Why don't you look at her website to find that out plus so much more!
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Offline SaitamaNakiri

I recently spoke to her to try and arrange a booking but she’s crazy booked up. I’ve reviewed her before but I did enquire this time about any alternatives and she was open to the idea of an incall to a hotel. At a minimum rate of £400 though 😅 but at least you can both shower first I guess? I didn’t take her up on that but I have booked an appointment for a massage in late August so will be posting an update review after!

Online Lush1pot

End of August..that is madness, maybe she is going on hols as never had to wait that long to see her. Not seen Lauren for ages thinking about it, must book in with her soon, will probably try for September. £400 incall is crazy money, is that for just one hour?

Offline beastmaster

£400 can get you an hour with two top class SPs from House of Divine, with no holes barred  action, including OWO, CIM,CFS and Anal.
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And lots of other places and options available as well. This price is totally nuts  :scare:

Offline horneybynature

400 notes for a massage? Come on own up you bareback her. :sarcastic:

Offline SaitamaNakiri

400 wouldn’t have been for a massage it would have been for a couple of hours at a day room hotel or something along those lines. Sorry I should have been clearer! I am not taking her up on that anytime soon though

Offline SaitamaNakiri

Wait which one is the one where the girl would come to a hotel of your choosing. As in, it’s not usually where she’d do her massages. Is that Incall or outcall. I always get them mixed up 😅.

Offline ruggedscot

Wait which one is the one where the girl would come to a hotel of your choosing. As in, it’s not usually where she’d do her massages. Is that Incall or outcall. I always get them mixed up 😅.

incall you go to her, outcall sher comes to you

Offline VanillaMan

Why don't you look at her website Jani to find out  if you haven't read the whole thread!
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Offline SaitamaNakiri

incall you go to her, outcall sher comes to you

Ahh okay thanks, I’m so sorry I meant outcall to the hotel!

Offline anujok

Been messaging here for a while, she is either travelling or not working.

Offline ruggedscot

Been messaging here for a while, she is either travelling or not working.

or screened out, you saw her before ? maybe said the wrong thing.... she has replied to me recently

Offline VanillaMan

I'm sure she is working at her studio because she messaged me yesterday afternoon when someone cancelled at very short notice. Regrettably, I was too far away and busy to be able to attend. Shame really, as it is usually very difficult to arrange a visit to see her.

Offline pepsicolaboy

I wonder how many customers come for legit massages with her and are unware of optional extras  :lol:

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or screened out, you saw her before ? maybe said the wrong thing.... she has replied to me recently

@anujok if you have seen her before and she's no longer responding then best move on.  If you were conversing before and she's no longer responding again jog on.  Insistent, unsolicited contact just digs a deeper hole.

Offline macdaddy01

Agreed. She contacted me recently and even sent a picture on disappearing mode. She’s definitely still working. She confirmed this. Same job, same location

Offline macdaddy01

I'm sure she is working at her studio because she messaged me yesterday afternoon when someone cancelled at very short notice. Regrettably, I was too far away and busy to be able to attend. Shame really, as it is usually very difficult to arrange a visit to see her.

Same. Was it around midday the slot on offer?
Seems she wanted to meet her daily quota and not let that booking go to waste. She contacted me around 10:30am

Offline webpunter

Same. Was it around midday the slot on offer?
Seems she wanted to meet her daily quota and not let that booking go to waste. She contacted me around 10:30am

On mid-day only perhaps two or three loads of harry sprayed around since the start of activities

Any UKPer going for an evening slot must be a closet harry hunter  :D


Offline beastmaster

I wonder how many customers come for legit massages with her and are unware of optional extras  :lol:

If she mixes her legit massages with her "Harry" massages in the same day, with the amount of harry splattered all over her, it wouldn't be too difficult to figure out  :sarcastic:

Offline webpunter

If she mixes her legit massages with her "Harry" massages in the same day, with the amount of harry splattered all over her, it wouldn't be too difficult to figure out  :sarcastic:

 :lol: :hi:

Offline stonebow1

I wonder how many customers come for legit massages with her and are unware of optional extras  :lol:

Lol. She's spoken before about having "naughties" and "normals" booked in across the course of her day so presumably a fair few.

I've reviewed her and my first visit was entirely legit and above board until i asked for more.

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Lol. She's spoken before about having "naughties" and "normals" booked in across the course of her day so presumably a fair few.

I've reviewed her and my first visit was entirely legit and above board until i asked for more.

I wonder more about what the other practitioners think of what goes on. Surely they must know.

Offline Often Visitor

Is she English?
Have you looked at her website ? Lauren Alexander ? and her reviews ?  :dash: :dash: :dash:

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I wonder more about what the other practitioners think of what goes on. Surely they must know.

They know, sadly none seem inclined to get in on the game, iirc there was at least one other looking under 40, attractive face, bit of a mum bod but no worse than a matron anywhere else and if priced reasonably could turn a tidy profit with a little skill. Alas Lauren's room at back is the only one suitable unless they put in some curtains, partitioning and a door on one of the two fishbowls either side of the entrance.
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Offline Jordanstar7520

They know, sadly none seem inclined to get in on the game, iirc there was at least one other looking under 40, attractive face, bit of a mum bod but no worse than a matron anywhere else and if priced reasonably could turn a tidy profit with a little skill. Alas Lauren's room at back is the only one suitable unless they put in some curtains, partitioning and a door on one of the two fishbowls either side of the entrance.

How do you know for sure they’re aware . Also how do they feel about it are they annoyed or how do they feel

Offline webpunter

UKPers could buy one of these

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When she departs to stash briefly flick off the lights & see what is showing

The one above is only £3.50 however if you want to be absolutely certain 110%

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Offline User1975

Imagine doing this for all massage places.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline deg_dilemma

Imagine doing this for all massage places.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Some things I'd rather not know!

Offline Scotty

I attended the final day of Wimbledon recently and was staying close to Hampton I know the area well having lived nearby a few years ago. Sadly despite two attemps to book Lauren for the following couple of days I got no response.

Offline webpunter

I attended the final day of Wimbledon recently and was staying close to Hampton I know the area well having lived nearby a few years ago. Sadly despite two attemps to book Lauren for the following couple of days I got no response.

If she had hawkeye like @ Wimbledon so many stray cumshots it'd be going off all the time  :D

Offline beastmaster

UKPers could buy one of these

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When she departs to stash briefly flick off the lights & see what is showing

The one above is only £3.50 however if you want to be absolutely certain 110%

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You really want to see all the evidence of her collected cum shots ? Your name must be Harry Hunter  :sarcastic:

Offline webpunter

You really want to see all the evidence of her collected cum shots ? Your name must be Harry Hunter  :sarcastic:

There's us having some fun #69 & #70 on the same page
With the pricing levels most would be thinking a nice shower fluffy rolled up spa type towels
Its not it wet wipes
Have a re-read
I might just have been havin a giraffe  :rolleyes: