Lauren - Serenity Massage Hampton

[Southwestben]

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£180 for 90mins although there is no set price list as I had originally booked in for a standard massage at £95 for 90mins.
When I asked her 'how much'? at the end she said 'what do you think its worth' so double time seemed fair although in hindsight £180 for a massage and handjob is a lot haha

I had heard about Laurens special massage services on here so thought I would pay her a visit while working in the area.
I only told her that I had been recommended her for an excellent massage by a friend but the flirting started by text.
Someone before has described her as a slightly aged Sophie Ellis Bextor kind of girl and I would go with that.
She's attractive, I would guess maybe very late 30's or 40, slim, dark hair and very naughty.
I arrived for an evening massage when the rest of the shop had left for the day. Walked in and said hello and she was immediately slapping me on the ass and being very playful. I got on with her pretty well and we had good back and forth.
She told me to get undressed and jump on the table facing down with the towel on me. She left the room and I got myself ready.

When she came back in she started with the massage and we had a good chat, she was clearly getting a bit handsy and I was not stopping her. While I was on my front for the first 40mins or so she had removed her top and started rubbing her chest on my while massaging my back. By this point I was rock hard and laying on my front was getting harder and harder!
She asked me to flip over and massaged my legs before dong my chest and shoulders and then turning to my cock. She played with it lots giving it plenty of long strokes before she started sucking me off. The whole time she was only wearing a thong and allowed me to feel her body but no fingers in her thong. Eventually she straddled me and brought me off with her hand while she was deep French kissing me, covering us both in my cum. I could tell that she was very turned on and wanted to fuck but was holding back.
It was a super hot visit and if im in the area I will visit her again.

Ive heard mixed things from people on here. I get the sense that if she likes you then she will do more so try and strike up a rapport.
Hope this helps, ive probably missed some details so please drop me a question if I've missed something.

[Kojac]

@Southwestben Great review Sir

[harryhavanagh]

Urgh, £180 for a massage and a BJ.

Now she'll expect it from everyone!

I guess it's a good strategy to price out others so you can have her to yourself. 

[Jali2000]

Lovely review mate. What time was your booking for? I fancy visiting - but clearly not as generous as you

[beastmaster]

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£180 for 90mins although there is no set price list as I had originally booked in for a standard massage at £95 for 90mins.
When I asked her 'how much'? at the end she said 'what do you think its worth' so double time seemed fair although in hindsight £180 for a massage and handjob is a lot haha
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Well if you go for the cheaper 1 hour or 45 minute massages, then would she also accept a full time tip for HJ/BJ? In which case it's £50/£65 tip so you are talking about £100 / £130 total. This is a lot more reasonable, but maybe the quality of the service might not be as good? Will have to TOFTT. Also not sure of a late evening booking as you did is the best bet? It might be good for privacy because all the other staff have gone home, but if Lauren has already seen several clients earlier, and with no shower facilities there, there could be hygiene issues?

[pepsicolaboy]

On the same 'hygiene' point, does she have aircom in the room?

[webpunter]

With no shower probably best not to engage in sucking her nips
Her rack could be the landing area for HJ action
Its my preferred destination

[LLPunting]

She's been at this location for years now, renovation to include a shower unlikely.  Read past reviews, she's not getting a good wash between clients and spunk has been spattered all over and in mouth (at least) in the past.  No idea if she has since removed certain services from her (generally available) menu since, but wariness advised unless you're into sloppy seconds or lapping up residue.

[webpunter]

She's been at this location for years now, renovation to include a shower unlikely.  Read past reviews, she's not getting a good wash between clients and spunk has been spattered all over and in mouth (at least) in the past.  No idea if she has since removed certain services from her (generally available) menu since, but wariness advised unless you're into sloppy seconds or lapping up residue.

Being squeamish doesn't lend itself to our fave sport
To me its a big positive when massage burds make a point of showering
This usually happens when i'm head spinning after thunderbirds & they say to stay where i am & relax then for me to shower after her
I'm thinking phew TFFT wobbly legs etc
It gets even better when they return with a skimpy towel wrapped round them i lurve this look it gives me the horn
When on a tantra mat on the floor my viewing angle for a delightful minge was fantastic
This set up motivates me to return big styley

On the other hand with her I can imagine that CSI Hampton would have a lot to deal with if they ever had to turn up, with ultra violet black light in hand
The place & likely her would look like a plasterer's radio 

[Lance81]

The hygiene, is a massive issue. If you have ££££'s you can book an hotel for an outcall and then there will be a shower. But its not worth the money in my opinion.

[webpunter]

but wariness advised unless you're into sloppy seconds or lapping up residue.

Secret cum chasers 

[Willlovesmassage]

Well if you go for the cheaper 1 hour or 45 minute massages, then would she also accept a full time tip for HJ/BJ? In which case it's £50/£65 tip so you are talking about £100 / £130 total. This is a lot more reasonable, but maybe the quality of the service might not be as good? Will have to TOFTT. Also not sure of a late evening booking as you did is the best bet? It might be good for privacy because all the other staff have gone home, but if Lauren has already seen several clients earlier, and with no shower facilities there, there could be hygiene issues?

I saw Lauren a couple of weeks ago for the first time, decided to book 45 mins as I'd not seen her before and wasn't sure how good her massage skills are. Straight away she questioned why I only booked 45 mins. Once the massage started there wasn't any communication. She noticed I was naked, but didn't really tease much and didn't touch the crown jewels. I mistakenly waited until the massage was over before asking for extras, I was kind of expecting the teasing to go further. But alas nothing, she denied extras, saying that's why I should book an hour. Not sure if I'll bother again, it's a unique and exciting situation, but massage itself isn't great and you have to book well in advance.

[pepsicolaboy]

I saw Lauren a couple of weeks ago for the first time, decided to book 45 mins as I'd not seen her before and wasn't sure how good her massage skills are. Straight away she questioned why I only booked 45 mins. Once the massage started there wasn't any communication. She noticed I was naked, but didn't really tease much and didn't touch the crown jewels. I mistakenly waited until the massage was over before asking for extras, I was kind of expecting the teasing to go further. But alas nothing, she denied extras, saying that's why I should book an hour. Not sure if I'll bother again, it's a unique and exciting situation, but massage itself isn't great and you have to book well in advance.

Doesnt sounds good to me, picking to upgrade (and charge) customers she likes the look of...or assuming gents booking less than 1 hour wont upgrade.

Sounds like she works part time too and will pussyrub/ more if she likes you

 

[Stevelondon]

I saw Lauren a couple of weeks ago for the first time, decided to book 45 mins as I'd not seen her before and wasn't sure how good her massage skills are. Straight away she questioned why I only booked 45 mins. Once the massage started there wasn't any communication. She noticed I was naked, but didn't really tease much and didn't touch the crown jewels. I mistakenly waited until the massage was over before asking for extras, I was kind of expecting the teasing to go further. But alas nothing, she denied extras, saying that's why I should book an hour. Not sure if I'll bother again, it's a unique and exciting situation, but massage itself isn't great and you have to book well in advance.

Why the hell wait until the end and then ask about extras ?

Anyway……… will you be reviewing her ?

[Stevelondon]

Urgh, £180 for a massage and a BJ.

Now she'll expect it from everyone!

I guess it's a good strategy to price out others so you can have her to yourself. 

Why shouldn’t she expect it from everyone. It’s her business model she can charge what she wants. It’s up to the punter to pay it ……. Or not as the case may be.


I kind of get the idea about Lauren that if she clicks with you then there’s more on offer.

[LLPunting]

Lauren's expectation/sense of entitlement is that she's in the 250-300ph SP tier (possibly higher now considering a couple of year's punting inflation).  The full service she likely delivers in the limited facilities don't exceed a sub-200 ph SP (even including a few esstras) and against some common nationalities falls short.  Yes she speaks English, she can be flirty, polite and she is/was slim (less gym, more genetics and/or diet), would not be surprised if her complexion is beginning to age more than her 30-something years as she seems to be from that side of Anglo stock, but unless your "fetish" (bigotry) is "can only fuck white girls who are English", your money will get better mileage elsewhere and the relationship will be less expensive.  Iirc from past discussions there was a risk she was raw-dogging some of her favoured, "handsome"  (and perhaps generous) clients.  Some however may've unlocked off-off-menu A, DT, CIM, throatpie privileges with their repeated custom, charm, skills and undoubtedly wallets. Then again alot of SPs open to regular, "good' custom operate an earned privileges system, much like any sex partner. Doesn't really matter where on the budget spectrum you are, although the higher the price point the higher the punter expectations for "something a little extra"; if you're not just shopping for the sapiosexual "courtesan" or geisha type "companion" or "ingenue".

[Stevelondon]

Lauren's expectation/sense of entitlement is that she's in the 250-300ph SP tier (possibly higher now considering a couple of year's punting inflation).  The full service she likely delivers in the limited facilities don't exceed a sub-200 ph SP (even including a few esstras) and against some common nationalities falls short.  Yes she speaks English, she can be flirty, polite and she is/was slim (less gym, more genetics and/or diet), would not be surprised if her complexion is beginning to age more than her 30-something years as she seems to be from that side of Anglo stock, but unless your "fetish" (bigotry) is "can only fuck white girls who are English", your money will get better mileage elsewhere and the relationship will be less expensive.  Iirc from past discussions there was a risk she was raw-dogging some of her favoured, "handsome"  (and perhaps generous) clients.  Some however may've unlocked off-off-menu A, DT, CIM, throatpie privileges with their repeated custom, charm, skills and undoubtedly wallets. Then again alot of SPs open to regular, "good' custom operate an earned privileges system, much like any sex partner. Doesn't really matter where on the budget spectrum you are, although the higher the price point the higher the punter expectations for "something a little extra"; if you're not just shopping for the sapiosexual "courtesan" or geisha type "companion" or "ingenue".

Well I’ve read that a few times. I’ll get AI to translate it for me later

[LLPunting]

Well I’ve read that a few times. I’ll get AI to translate it for me later

Your assistance in well poisoning is appreciated. 

[yon yonson]

She does look fit in a kind of girl next door type of way - someone in the street or a pub that you might think is a bit tidy but not stunning. But given the distance from me, no guarantee of any extras, and as some mentioned with regards hygiene, I think I'd probably stick with others. Shame as I feel there is a dearth of good massage + HE providers in London (that's not a ropey looking Thai)

[bigden40]

I think Lauren was a good YMMV provider back in 2019/20 when she was a “hidden gem”.

She is a very competent legit masseuse with a high libido.  She’s long since worked out the strategy to milk punters for extras.

[webpunter]

She’s long since worked out the strategy to milk punters for extras.

Literally

[Stevelondon]

Your assistance in well poisoning is appreciated. 

Sometimes just pissing in it is enough. 👍🏻

[LLPunting]

Sometimes just pissing in it is enough. 👍🏻

If you can arrange an unscheduled and uncontrolled release by certain utilities jnto a number of specific vendor dcs then please do, many women will likely do you a "favour" .

[beastmaster]

Urgh, £180 for a massage and a BJ.

Now she'll expect it from everyone!

I guess it's a good strategy to price out others so you can have her to yourself. 

Well she's not getting anything from me, if her minimum charge is £180 for massage and BJ. For that you could get an hour of no holes barred action from a decent looking amd [erforming SP. I'm definitely going to pass on this   

[Lush1pot]

£180 isn’t what she asked for, it was what he offered, an £85 tip was his choice. I see she has raised her standard massage prices. £180 is def full service territory although it was for 90 mins but considering it’s not full service it is expensive but she is great fun, although I personally wouldn’t pay this much as I can get full service for less on a nice bed with full on deep French kissing on tap! Lauren is worth experiencing even if just once for an hours massage and HJ, that shouldn’t cost more than £95. If you want to see her then that’s a good place to start. The other option is just book in for a massage,  don’t say anything or ask for anything just get naked on the table and see how things go from there..she should take control and provide HJ at least or you may get lucky and given more if she fancies you. I get the impression from conversations with her she fancies many men and doesn’t hesitate to pleasure those she fancies. Ymmv as others have stated though.

[Jordanstar7520]

£180 isn’t what she asked for, it was what he offered, an £85 tip was his choice. I see she has raised her standard massage prices. £180 is def full service territory although it was for 90 mins but considering it’s not full service it is expensive but she is great fun, although I personally wouldn’t pay this much as I can get full service for less on a nice bed with full on deep French kissing on tap! Lauren is worth experiencing even if just once for an hours massage and HJ, that shouldn’t cost more than £95. If you want to see her then that’s a good place to start. The other option is just book in for a massage,  don’t say anything or ask for anything just get naked on the table and see how things go from there..she should take control and provide HJ at least or you may get lucky and given more if she fancies you. I get the impression from conversations with her she fancies many men and doesn’t hesitate to pleasure those she fancies. Ymmv as others have stated though.

Does she ask us if we want a HJ or does she just start giving us one haha

[stonebow1]

Does she ask us if we want a HJ or does she just start giving us one haha

You probably won't get extras on the first visit unless you ask.

[Lush1pot]

I got nothing on my first visit because she didn’t know I was a naughty client and I had my pants on! If you strip off then she will move her hands close to your ass crack and balls so you could say that feels really good when your face down or on the flip when she brushes your balls say it then and she should get the hint that you want more and take matters into her own hands or suggest it or you could just say something like something else wants massaging now! Or just come out and say it straight that you want hand relief. She won’t be offended, She does it for loads of her clients. I Imagine some people here have just made it clear on the first contact with her over message that they are after a naughty or sensual massage so she knows before you turn up you want naughty. Your have great fun. Let us know how you get on!

[Sdave10000]

If you text her and ask straight out she will. She's a direct girl.

[Jordanstar7520]

If you text her and ask straight out she will. She's a direct girl.

If I ask her to buy videos do you think she would

[Jordanstar7520]

If you text her and ask straight out she will. She's a direct girl.

Are you sure?

[harryhavanagh]

Why shouldn’t she expect it from everyone. It’s her business model she can charge what she wants. It’s up to the punter to pay it ……. Or not as the case may be.


I kind of get the idea about Lauren that if she clicks with you then there’s more on offer.

If you had seen her more than once, you would know. She makes up the pricing on the spot, sussing out the punter to see how much cash he looks like he has. I always go in the crappest clothes so I look poor. :-) All in all, it's very hard to budget for.

[Sdave10000]

Are you sure?

Yes I did and she was certainly wasn't offended and quite direct. The thing that made me laugh was when she said bring your piggy bank 

[ruggedscot]

If I ask her to buy videos do you think she would

I did and she let me join her group and I got quite a few videos off her, she loves her job..... very much

[Jordanstar7520]

I did and she let me join her group and I got quite a few videos off her, she loves her job..... very much

What happens in the group, also are others allowed to add me or only Lauren could, and if so sre you able to add me please?

[Jonestown]

What happens in the group, also are others allowed to add me or only Lauren could, and if so sre you able to add me please?

If I was you I’d cut out this creepy weird stuff, which tends to frighten off SPs, and just go and see her.

[Stevelondon]

Group…….. no thanks.
I’m a solo artist. 😂

[Jordanstar7520]

If I was you I’d cut out this creepy weird stuff, which tends to frighten off SPs, and just go and see her.

I ain’t trying to be weird? How am I less weird then anyone else in the group who wanted to hoin

[Jonestown]

I ain’t trying to be weird? How am I less weird then anyone else in the group who wanted to hoin

Do you not think if this Lauren of Serenity Massage Hampton is the virtuoso SP this thread would have us believe she would be well aware of this forum and may even be a member and has seen your posts ?

[webpunter]

Do you not think if this Lauren of Serenity Massage Hampton is the virtuoso SP this thread would have us believe she would be well aware of this forum and may even be a member and has seen your posts ?

 
total weird
oooh how can i join ?
please add me
even though he hasn't even bothered going to see her [it would appear]
strikes me as a UKPer who likes to live his life vicariously
wanking himself silly over the thought of what other UKPers get involved in *
IMO undesirable on UKP he doesnt reflect well
escpecially where L is looking from
* he's the type of punter who thinks he's gonna get special treatment soon as he walks in through the magic door 
Not a scooby that some UKPers will have invested heavily effort time & money over a lengthy period

[Waterhouse]

I ain’t trying to be weird? How am I less weird then anyone else in the group who wanted to hoin

Fella, you come across as well creepy…  and dodgy to boot. The vast majority of your posts are ask, ask, ask… question, question, question; and personally, I highly doubt the authenticity of the sole review you’ve posted.

Just my personal opinion.

[Fuzzyduck]

I ain’t trying to be weird? How am I less weird then anyone else in the group who wanted to hoin

Perhaps you should have a period of self reflection when more that one person calls you out.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=459709

[beastmaster]

Yes I did and she was certainly wasn't offended and quite direct. The thing that made me laugh was when she said bring your piggy bank 

Yes but what type of massage did you book and what extras did she offer and how much did you pay for the extras? It seems she has no pricing structure or policy of which massages come with extras. Adapting a YMMV attitude is all very well but can lead to us not having a clue how much cash to bring along  . Not a good situation to be in as you want to be sure in advance of what you are getting and how much it's going to cost.

[webpunter]

Yes but what type of massage did you book and what extras did she offer and how much did you pay for the extras? It seems she has no pricing structure or policy of which massages come with extras. Adapting a YMMV attitude is all very well but can lead to us not having a clue how much cash to bring along  . Not a good situation to be in as you want to be sure in advance of what you are getting and how much it's going to cost.

This is part of the fun
As to how much its gonna cost take plenty of folding
I always take +50% sometimes +100% on massage bookings
Where there are variables including sometimes extending the booking
The whole point with regards to this massage burd is that you're not gonna be entirely sure as to what is / is not on the menu
It can be about what mood she's in on the day & what she makes of you

@bigden40 hit the nail on the head a hidden gem
There was discussion on the same a few years ago
Lack of shower put me off
& i'm not going to be adding to the harry splashed around the premises & on her

[daddy919]

Is the shop usually busy? I'd find it awkward walking amongst other clientele

[beastmaster]

This is part of the fun
As to how much its gonna cost take plenty of folding
I always take +50% sometimes +100% on massage bookings
Where there are variables including sometimes extending the booking
The whole point with regards to this massage burd is that you're not gonna be entirely sure as to what is / is not on the menu
It can be about what mood she's in on the day & what she makes of you

@bigden40 hit the nail on the head a hidden gem
There was discussion on the same a few years ago
Lack of shower put me off
& i'm not going to be adding to the harry splashed around the premises & on her

Exactly - unless you book her first thing or relatively early in the morning, you can be sure that the harry splashed around from previous sessions will be included in the menu   , so I am definitely going to pass on this - considering the high cost of extras you would expect a high degree of hygiene.