External Link/Members OnlyEngland match delayed til 2am, so I might as well catch up on some reviews. Saw this girl a few months ago. I wanted someone who offered filming and she was the only one available that day.
LocationWell known brassing apartments in Salford
Price£80 for 30 mins + £50 for filming
The GirlIf she's her advertised aged then she had a tough paper round. I'd put her late 30s or early 40s. Small saggy tits. Very small and petite, as described, but somehow I even found this disappointing. It's been mentioned many times, but she does not shut the fuck up
The Action
Was an absolute fucking ballache getting into this place. I've been before, but it's split into several different buildings in the same complex. It was the first time I'd been to this specific building in the complex, nightmare. Wasted a lot of time pissing about and must have looked very suspicious hanging about peering through the glass.
Eventually got in and up to the apartment. Was met by Sami who was friendly enough. Then the talking started. She talks utter shite and it comes out like some sort of stream of consciousness James Joyce novel. I couldn't keep up and my head started hurting. I started to undress as a visual prompt for her to get on with it, but she still carried on waffling, so I firmly said "ok, let's get on with it now"
Pulled out my phone to film. We started with oral. She only does OW which is disappointing. She couldn't help herself but start another round of talking bullshit as she put on the condom. I had to motion towards my dick to get her focused again. Off she goes with some rubbish oral. No suction, hardly any depth. Just shit.
We move to missionary and it's just totally awkward. She's quietly making a few moans, which seemed fake. Has a detached look on her face. I was really struggling myself tbh and felt totally in my head.
She got on top for a bit and hardly moved, just kind of shuffled slightly.
We moved to doggy and I honestly just wanted to finish at that point. She was complaining that my dick was too big so I needed to go slow. Eventually I just faked an orgasm.
SummaryI had to fake an orgasm for sex that I'd paid for, which says it all.
Shite service and just totally awkward. Been a long time since I had a punt like this, and those were mostly in my early days before I knew to avoid Roms. She seemed like she didn't want to be there. Don't get me wrong, she didn't have the worst attitude in the world, but it wasn't a good attitude either. Almost like someone who gives a half arsed attempt to be pleasant, but they are just so done with their job.
She said a few things that gives me the impression that she thinks the endless talking is some sort of positive feature of her service. Unless there are punters that have a fetish for having their time wasted, I imagine this is just very annoying for most.
I watched the footage back when I got home and immediately deleted it. Waste of money paying for that extra.
