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Author Topic: Dilem - The Ex Girlfriend - Harrow/Stanmore  (Read 5337 times)


3 review(s) for Exquisite_Dilem (2 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline johnnyboy61

https://www.adultwork.com/2775809 or https://www.adultwork.com/The+Ex%5FGirlfriend

There was a recent request for info in the London section asking if anyone knew of a Turkish escort. Dilem was discussed at some length and I decided to look up her profile having visited her a couple of times over the past year.  The reason why I stopped seeing her was that her prices took a steep hike upwards to £160 p/h, a price I am not prepared to pay with so many good girls outside of Central London charging £100 (also she started doing some kind of vampire themed meetings!).  Besides with a joint bank account with the OH it takes too long to squirrel away these higher amounts, however, delighted to see that she was offering £100 p/h for the New Year.

Dilem has a new AW account, I am not sure what happened to the old one, but if you put her name rather than AW profile number into the UKP search box you will come up with a number of reviews of her (I think that she was a member on her for a while).  Two things that you will notice is that her comms in the final run-in can be very poor and that (in the nicest possible way) she is a little mad!  Also she is very slender, a plus for many (although she does have a nice small peachy bum and a nice full pair of breasts) but not one for those who like a little flesh on their women.

I phoned her initially at 11.45am on a Sunday morning after reading her availability for the day on her AW page said that she would be working from 11.00am.  No answer and as I fired off a text to her she rang back and I had obviously woken her.  Couldn't get her to agree a time, so after ascertaining that she had moved from when I last saw her I suggested that once she had got herself together she text the post code along with the earliest time that would suit her.  Got the post code (just around the corner from Xena and Nikki for those that know them), but no time.  Prompted her for a time and she texted back for a meeting in a couple of hour's time.  Arrived five minutes early and as I parked-up got a text from her saying that she would be ten minutes late.  Took a walk up to the local shops and after twenty minutes I texted to ask when she would be ready - no reply.  After another five minutes texted again saying I couldn't stay any longer and needed the house number - no reply.  Decided that there was no point in waiting and went back to the car, but decided to ring again (now half an hour past appointed time) before setting off.  Had I not seen her before I would have given up long before now, but there were three things that kept me:I knew that she was a great fuck; I had already had problems getting a booking over the weekend and she was my last chance; I had similar problems with her before, but all came good in the end.  Perhaps I was too patient and should have gone and was just at that point when she answered and said she hadn't realised the time when I told her that it was half an hour past the agreed time.

OK, that's the bad part over and done with and most punters would have quite rightly not got this far, but it gets much better from here on in and has to be a positive review overall.  Dilem's pictures give a good impression of what she is like in the flesh.  She is very slim, but has a nice shape and is very pretty.  She is quite heavily inked, normally I don't go for this look, however there are no garish colours and what I canvas they are on!  You'll notice some odd things when you enter her bedroom - ancient runic writings on the wall, dark swirls on the ceiling and a wand next to her bed - this is because Dilem is quite literally a witch!  It transpires that she was asleep in the morning because bad spirits and ghosts had kept her awake and that is why she fell asleep when I was texting for the house no. At the end of the meeting I pointed out the wand and said I didn't believe in the supernatural of any kind (including all religion), but she certainly seemed to have put a spell on me and I did ascertain that she was a good witch (hmm).

Anyway, the meeting proceeded with lots of kissing and her positioning herself on top of me pressing my erection against her groin with her legs spread, which I find so exciting because you feel that you are literally just inches away from slipping inside of her (even though you know you never would whilst unprotected) - there was no danger involved as she didn't go as far as rubbing her pussy over my cock as I've heard some do.  She was getting quite wet and after some more kissing (not DFK, but tongues often involved) I went down and gave her oral whilst slipping a finger inside to work her g-spot.  She seemed to genuinely climax and then returned the compliment with some very good OWO with perhaps the occasional gentle use of teeth which added to the excitement (perhaps a hang-over from the vampire experience as are some of her answers in her AW interview section - What is your favourite drink? Water (Blood)bla bla bla ;D  - What is your favourite film? Scar Face, Dracula Untold, Maleficent etc..  - What is your favourite TV programme? Vampire Diaries, True Blood, The Originals, etc.. - What are your favourite flowers? Black Rose, Venus Flytrap).

It was then on to sex, she slipped the condom into her mouth and popped it on and then slid on top of me and took me inside of her.  I don't quite no why, but the sex was absolutely mind-blowing.  It was just so intense in a way I haven't experienced for a long time - and I've had some pretty good sex with WGs recently.  Dilem just responded to me in spades and I came much quicker than usual and it's very possible that she came at the same time too (though it is difficult to tell for sure as with many of the best WGs) .  I'm not used to finishing well before the hour is up as sex can often take twenty minutes or more, but in this relatively short time I was so drained that there seemed nothing to do but lie there and recover until I could summon up the energy to get dressed and make my way home. I have to say that bits of me were still shaking when I reached the car.

So to sum up: shit comms, slender good looking girl, but she's more than a little cookie (though easy to get on with, and fun). I sampled kissing, OWO, RO, fingering and one of the most intense sexual experiences I've ever had. Was literally seconds away from being a negative, but with such a mind-blowing fuck it couldn't be anything else but a positive review. I suggest you read this in conjunction with the other reviews and comments on UKP concerning Dilem and then decide whether she is worth the risk or not.  All I can say is that for me she most definitely merits the gamble, though if she puts her prices back up I probably wouldn't bother - she needs to be more reliable if she is charging £160 p/h.
 
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3 review(s) found for Exquisite_Dilem linked to in above post (2 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

password02

Thanks for the review - Agree she is a bit mad in a nice way. Also the tats she has done have been mostly done by herself as she told me that she is also a artist and loves her self made tats.

Seems she is still a nice fck but still 50/50 if I am going to see her again in 2015 as skinny girls not my type anymore

Offline UberX

https://www.adultwork.com/2775809 or https://www.adultwork.com/The+Ex%5FGirlfriend

There was a recent request for info in the London section asking if anyone knew of a Turkish escort. Dilem was discussed at some length and I decided to look up her profile having visited her a couple of times over the past year.  The reason why I stopped seeing her was that her prices took a steep hike upwards to £160 p/h, a price I am not prepared to pay with so many good girls outside of Central London charging £100 (also she started doing some kind of vampire themed meetings!).  Besides with a joint bank account with the OH it takes too long to squirrel away these higher amounts, however, delighted to see that she was offering £100 p/h for the New Year.

Dilem has a new AW account, I am not sure what happened to the old one, but if you put her name rather than AW profile number into the UKP search box you will come up with a number of reviews of her (I think that she was a member on her for a while).  Two things that you will notice is that her comms in the final run-in can be very poor and that (in the nicest possible way) she is a little mad!  Also she is very slender, a plus for many (although she does have a nice small peachy bum and a nice full pair of breasts) but not one for those who like a little flesh on their women.

I phoned her initially at 11.45am on a Sunday morning after reading her availability for the day on her AW page said that she would be working from 11.00am.  No answer and as I fired off a text to her she rang back and I had obviously woken her.  Couldn't get her to agree a time, so after ascertaining that she had moved from when I last saw her I suggested that once she had got herself together she text the post code along with the earliest time that would suit her.  Got the post code (just around the corner from Xena and Nikki for those that know them), but no time.  Prompted her for a time and she texted back for a meeting in a couple of hour's time.  Arrived five minutes early and as I parked-up got a text from her saying that she would be ten minutes late.  Took a walk up to the local shops and after twenty minutes I texted to ask when she would be ready - no reply.  After another five minutes texted again saying I couldn't stay any longer and needed the house number - no reply.  Decided that there was no point in waiting and went back to the car, but decided to ring again (now half an hour past appointed time) before setting off.  Had I not seen her before I would have given up long before now, but there were three things that kept me:I knew that she was a great fuck; I had already had problems getting a booking over the weekend and she was my last chance; I had similar problems with her before, but all came good in the end.  Perhaps I was too patient and should have gone and was just at that point when she answered and said she hadn't realised the time when I told her that it was half an hour past the agreed time.

OK, that's the bad part over and done with and most punters would have quite rightly not got this far, but it gets much better from here on in and has to be a positive review overall.  Dilem's pictures give a good impression of what she is like in the flesh.  She is very slim, but has a nice shape and is very pretty.  She is quite heavily inked, normally I don't go for this look, however there are no garish colours and what I canvas they are on!  You'll notice some odd things when you enter her bedroom - ancient runic writings on the wall, dark swirls on the ceiling and a wand next to her bed - this is because Dilem is quite literally a witch!  It transpires that she was asleep in the morning because bad spirits and ghosts had kept her awake and that is why she fell asleep when I was texting for the house no. At the end of the meeting I pointed out the wand and said I didn't believe in the supernatural of any kind (including all religion), but she certainly seemed to have put a spell on me and I did ascertain that she was a good witch (hmm).

Anyway, the meeting proceeded with lots of kissing and her positioning herself on top of me pressing my erection against her groin with her legs spread, which I find so exciting because you feel that you are literally just inches away from slipping inside of her (even though you know you never would whilst unprotected) - there was no danger involved as she didn't go as far as rubbing her pussy over my cock as I've heard some do.  She was getting quite wet and after some more kissing (not DFK, but tongues often involved) I went down and gave her oral whilst slipping a finger inside to work her g-spot.  She seemed to genuinely climax and then returned the compliment with some very good OWO with perhaps the occasional gentle use of teeth which added to the excitement (perhaps a hang-over from the vampire experience as are some of her answers in her AW interview section - What is your favourite drink? Water (Blood)bla bla bla ;D  - What is your favourite film? Scar Face, Dracula Untold, Maleficent etc..  - What is your favourite TV programme? Vampire Diaries, True Blood, The Originals, etc.. - What are your favourite flowers? Black Rose, Venus Flytrap).

It was then on to sex, she slipped the condom into her mouth and popped it on and then slid on top of me and took me inside of her.  I don't quite no why, but the sex was absolutely mind-blowing.  It was just so intense in a way I haven't experienced for a long time - and I've had some pretty good sex with WGs recently.  Dilem just responded to me in spades and I came much quicker than usual and it's very possible that she came at the same time too (though it is difficult to tell for sure as with many of the best WGs) .  I'm not used to finishing well before the hour is up as sex can often take twenty minutes or more, but in this relatively short time I was so drained that there seemed nothing to do but lie there and recover until I could summon up the energy to get dressed and make my way home. I have to say that bits of me were still shaking when I reached the car.

So to sum up: shit comms, slender good looking girl, but she's more than a little cookie (though easy to get on with, and fun). I sampled kissing, OWO, RO, fingering and one of the most intense sexual experiences I've ever had. Was literally seconds away from being a negative, but with such a mind-blowing fuck it couldn't be anything else but a positive review. I suggest you read this in conjunction with the other reviews and comments on UKP concerning Dilem and then decide whether she is worth the risk or not.  All I can say is that for me she most definitely merits the gamble, though if she puts her prices back up I probably wouldn't bother - she needs to be more reliable if she is charging £160 p/h.

Well done my friend. It is good that you have enjoyed her.  :)
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3 review(s) found for Exquisite_Dilem linked to in above post (2 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline trans1

Has anyone seen this lovely lady lately?

Offline mrhappypants

I saw someone in the street yesterday who, if it was not her, was remarkably similar looking.  I have tried booking on several occassion but not been successful.  From memory a couple of themes in her reviews are about her being a bit mad and rather unpredictable. 

Putting 2 and 2 together (skinny, unpredictable, and the look of the girl I saw) would anyone who has seen her speculate about substances?  PM me if you prefer.

Thanks

Dave


Offline Chelsea1

No response to texts then went nuts about not being a text machine.
Rather strange
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Offline Josh66

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No response to texts then went nuts about not being a text machine.
Rather strange
+ 1 same with me just thought she was an awkward arsehole tbh.

Offline johnnyboy61

Seems like a tranny?
Definitely not a tranny, but a few sausages short of a barbie though!
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Awkward,  unfriendly female bellend IMO.

Offline SamLP

I tried seeing her a few times. The first time I got through to her, she told me she was tired and suggested I see her friend. I declined. The second time I got hold of her she insisted on a booking through AW even though I was asking if she could see me in the next hour to which she initially agreed. When I told her I don't have an AW account she started asking very personal questions. I replied that there was no need to know those details and if she wasn't comfortable then we can end the conversation there which is what happened. Never tried again, too much hassle.

Online The_Don

I tried seeing her a few times. The first time I got through to her, she told me she was tired and suggested I see her friend. I declined. The second time I got hold of her she insisted on a booking through AW even though I was asking if she could see me in the next hour to which she initially agreed. When I told her I don't have an AW account she started asking very personal questions. I replied that there was no need to know those details and if she wasn't comfortable then we can end the conversation there which is what happened. Never tried again, too much hassle.

Sounds it.




Offline trans1


Has anything changed with her?

What sort of change you're thinking about? Gender? 

:sarcastic:

Online The_Don

Has anything changed with her?

Her profile is still a contradiction

Offline Nagilum

so are we saying yay or nay to this one chaps?

Offline Mark1

I was interested in seeing her: but I just checked she is now charging £200 an hour.

Offline SamLP

I was interested in seeing her: but I just checked she is now charging £200 an hour.

Ignore that price. She always has offers at the top of her profile. At the moment it's £100 for 70 minutes or £70 for 30 minutes.

Online The_Don

I was interested in seeing her: but I just checked she is now charging £200 an hour.



Hence mine


Her profile is still a contradiction



And Sam

Ignore that price. She always has offers at the top of her profile. At the moment it's £100 for 70 minutes or £70 for 30 minutes.


Comments

Offline johnnyboy61

As the original reviewer, despite the great sex in the booking itself I haven't returned because I can't be bothered with all her other issues, especially surrounding her comms and strange behaviour. The great service she gave me caused tipped the balance over that other poor aspects that I mentioned in the review when giving an overall rating, but now a year later I would say that she just isn't worth all the possible hassle that her unreliability causes.
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