External Link/Members OnlyThanks to SloeJoggs for the initial assessment. Despite the negative review by Joggs, I still went for Manuela because it seemed she actually exists and is the real girl from the online pictures. Looks attractive to me — decent face and body — and I would have been fine with a 30-minute P&D even if kissing wasn’t allowed.
Location: Headington, Oxford. I arrived early so I called the girl. She answered the phone and gave me directions to the flat.
Girl: I was greeted by someone who was definitely not the Colombian Manuela, and not attractive to me at all. She was a short Brazilian, mid-to-late 30s at minimum, just about fuckable. My dumb brain took over and for some bizarre reason I decided to go through with it instead of walking away. I seriously need to work on this.
Cost: £80 for 30 minutes + £30 for DFK = £110 total.
Session: Complete waste of money. She only gave reluctant pecks on the lips, even those felt forced. The sex was mediocre at best. She went on top and did squat position to start off — fairly tight pussy, easily the highlight of this shit punt — then we switched to mish and I came in the bag. Everything felt mechanical and rushed from both sides, just grinding out to the finish line as fast as possible.
We spent the rest of the time chatting, mostly via the translator app. Her English is decent for basic conversation. I gave her my honest feedback about the poor service, but she didn’t seem to care. She normally works in Tooting, London, and prefers it there because of the higher volume of clients.
She gave me some insight into how their setup works. From what I understood, this outfit doesn’t take pre-bookings — it’s strictly a turn-up-and-shag operation. It think they have multiple girls based around the Headington shopping parade area, and you get whoever is available when you arrive.
I asked to see her partner, another Brazilian girl who is tall and older. She was a hard no for me — if she had answered the door I would have walked immediately.
