£1K for an hour
London
External Link/Members OnlyI saw Rebecca a few weeks ago now, so I've had a bit of time to reflect on the experience rather than writing this immediately afterwards.
She works from a very nice part of London and, as an Uber driver, I'm familiar with the area and spend a fair bit of time around there. It's genuinely an attractive neighbourhood and the building itself is well kept, which initially gave me good expectations. Parking wasn't too bad from memory and the location felt discreet enough. Had been looking forward to this ,,since hearing about her return.
Rebecca has been around for quite a while and has built up a strong reputation over the years, which was one of the reasons I decided to book despite the eye-watering fee of around £1,000. At that price level you're naturally expecting something exceptional and quite different from what you'd find elsewhere. Unfortunately, the reality never came close to matching the expectation.
The first thing I noticed was that she looked noticeably different from the images online. In particular, she appeared much less curvy than I had anticipated. Obviously people change over time and photographs can be flattering, but I do think the profile sets expectations that aren't really reflected in person.
The apartment itself was pleasant enough, although I still found the ground-floor setup a little distracting at times. What really affected the experience, however, was the feeling that everything was being done against the clock. Rebecca seemed very conscious of time throughout and I never felt able to properly relax.
For someone charging £1,000, I expected warmth, engagement and a genuine desire to create a memorable experience. Instead, it felt surprisingly transactional. There wasn't much effort to build rapport and I came away feeling more like I was another appointment in a diary than a valued client.
Looking back now, the overriding memory is how rushed everything felt. The premium branding and vids which is always a danger in terms of raising expectations , the reputation and the price all suggest something special, but the actual experience felt fairly ordinary. In fact, if I'm being honest, it felt more like a cash grab than a genuine premium service. Started with lots of DFK and OWO was good but lots of fake moaning, cowgirl was standard but felt like she was acting
I don't like writing negative reviews and Rebecca was perfectly polite throughout so have kept as a neutral , but when somebody is charging four figures, the standards are naturally much higher. However, the experience simply didn't justify the fee for me and was nowhere near the expectations created by her profile and long-standing reputation.
Maybe others will feel differently, but I left feeling disappointed, lighter in the wallet, and wondering where the £1,000 had actually gone. Tyme flies when you're enjoying yourself, but on this occasion I found myself checking my watch almost as much as she seemed to be.
