English Lady Rose - Tunbridge Wells

[anotherwoody69]

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This just sneaks in within the six months rule, but as it was a while ago some of the detail has been lost in the passage of time. Just forgot to review, nothing else.

I think I paid £170 for an hour, initially was just for a massage but that price included sex if I wanted it. Now shows £180 an hour I believe.

Located in Tunbridge Wells. Got some very firm directions, explicit instructions where to park, where to walk and how to approach the premises. I think some people got it wrong and knocked on neighbours doors, but the tone might put some off. Didn’t bother me.
Small terraced house, and it was full of stuff. I don’t just mean crowded, I mean bursting. Its her home, she has family and its small. Massage table set up just as you enter, hardly any room to move around. If she had a cat, it wouldn’t swing.

She looked good, nice shapely figure and very GND. Age about right, but she greeted me in a plastic nurse uniform. I never asked, very random. Did nothing for me. Seeing her pictures she would be better off sticking to lingerie.

Massage was good, I don’t recall much but memory is positive. She advertises it’s a milking table, and we used that. But, she struggles to wank you as she has to basically sit on the floor and for her its an upside down blow job (OWO). Both lasted a few minutes, so cant really say the experience was memorable. I think she finds it uncomfortable, so it doesn't last long. She sat on my face on the table for a bit.

Suggested we have sex, I wasn’t looking for that but thought why not.
We fucked on a very small and very hard large armchair / small sofa (and I mean solid, zero give). I guess it hurt her knees in doggy so we moved to me on top, it was very uncomfortable. There was no suggestion of moving upstairs to a bed.

It’s a neutral for me. Reasons above, felt cluttered, not very good milking experience and really uncomfortable shagging furniture. Also, and I only noticed this when fucking her, a really strong pussy smell. I don’t think it was a hygiene issue, what has been mentioned in a review here (of someone else not Rose) is often just before a period you can get quite a strong odour. Maybe it was that.

Wouldn’t return. 

[Duron]

I had a great time with Rose. A very very GFE, like meeting a friend with benefits. Connected well in conversation. We made out on the sofa. Lots of DFK, OWO and fingering. This was around Oct 2024 in her TW home. Yes, very cluttered but our space was confined to the sofa so it was all that was needed.

Shall see her again when finances allow.
I think I reviewed.

[English girl rosie]

Hello ! I have removed all the clutter - and added a bed as my circumstances have changed. Got a new milking table. Not sure what to say on the pussy issue - not had that complaint before! So apologies. All of the things you have highlighted have been remedied

[Scout99]

I had a very similar experience with Rose. I had asked her to wear a secretary outfit but she was wearing a PVC dress instead. I think she had got me muddled up with someone else as I wasn’t after a massage but her table was all setup. She was a lovely girl and I thought why not actually once we got chatting. Would have been good to have been in the bedroom.

[English girl rosie]

The directions may seem militant. However, most men say they prefer precise and to the point directions than flowery or not sufficient. Yes. Some men have been very indiscreet. And even with these directions some men get completely lost. So necessary.

[Iloveoral]

I had a very similar experience with Rose. I had asked her to wear a secretary outfit but she was wearing a PVC dress instead. I think she had got me muddled up with someone else as I wasn’t after a massage but her table was all setup. She was a lovely girl and I thought why not actually once we got chatting. Would have been good to have been in the bedroom.

Welcome to UKP
A review of your own would be helpful to others if within the last 6 months matey 

[English girl rosie]

In response to Scout - I seem to remember I went to get changed into the requested outfit and you were happy with the experience.

I primarily offer different types of massage hence my table was set up.

I haven’t been offering the use of a bedroom. Circumstances have now changed and this will be offered to those who don’t wish to have a massage. I appreciate your feedback and it’s been rectified. I do apologise but I was limited as to what I could do about surroundings before.