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Author Topic: The sudden realisation your pro$$ie has a shitty arse !!!!  (Read 9068 times)

Happened in a few months ago, 30min punt, went to rim her a little and got a wiff that got my mind in a mess and I could feel myself loosing it... quickly changed tack to mish and finished.. didn't have the heart to tell her as she was so friendly and I was a newbie... should have said something because I bet the next punter would have got the same..

Have never met a girl with a shitty arse, thank god, but have had a girl fart in my face while we were 69ing it, think this is just as bad, don't know what she had been eating but the smell was revolting

So anyone else had this happen to them, where she farts in your face, all by accident

What a disgusting but compelling thread this is!
I have smelt that distinctive  Odour several times during doggie. Fucking disgusting! Literally!
Never ever rimed a WG and have only done RO four times in over 400 punts. I rimmed a civy about 30 years ago who had shit around it, still taste now! Never again!

Anyone who uses very high resolution cameras to photograph punts knows it is not the exception to see small amounts of fecal matter on a wgs anus, particularly unless she has prepped for rimming. The same cameras pick up every crevice and so on of everything, including the anus. It's a downside of very high resolution cameras actually. If you, for example photograph a face in portrait, every imperfection is very noticeable, and someone who appears to have clear skin in person will have every little imperfection in the picture, more noticeable than in person. it's the real reason photo editing originally became so common in commercial use.

The point is really that under such magnification, and such scrutiny, superficial cleans are exposed. And it isn't that uncommon, I have to say. There are some wgs I have photographed who, even under such a lens, can be seen to be immaculately clean everywhere every time, which I quite respect as it shows a thorough clean before each meeting I have, beyond what you would expect me to be able to tell. one such wg was a Romanian pornstar.

The apparent whiff in here suggests this thread was inspired by the J-LO bum thread in the London board  :)

Its just shocking and plain disgusting some girls can't wipe their arse properly. You can buy bog roll at the pound shop. How difficult is it just to wet wipe your ass before seeing a punter?  :mad:

Never do anal and never will, but when doing doggy I never part her cheeks in fear of what I might see. I'm too squeamish for that shit!

Offline willbred

This is turning me off punting  :vomit:

Wasn't it Smiths who coined the phrase "punting ain't for the faint hearted"? :P
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Offline GreyDave

Have never met a girl with a shitty arse, thank god, but have had a girl fart in my face while we were 69ing it, think this is just as bad, don't know what she had been eating but the smell was revolting

So anyone else had this happen to them, where she farts in your face, all by accident

 :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:  :cool: :cool: dont you just love em?

Wasn't it Smiths who coined the phrase "punting ain't for the faint hearted"? :P

I've been punting for quite some time now so, it was bound to happen :rolleyes:

A girl farted just as she was climbing into 69
Another girl (in a now defunct Leeds parlour) excused herself whilst I was giving her oral, to go stand in the corner, fart quite loudly, proclaim "better out than in, eh lover?"
One girl in a Sheffield parlour had an 'arsey whiff' as I went into doggy - maybe she had just farted or recently had a shit?
And once, I had a girl with a skid mark high up on her right bum cheek.
Recently, in the past 12 months or so, I've had a WG whose pussy was filled with some white, creamy gunge (not spunk) - still not sure what it was and only discovered as I went to perform oral - excuses made and left in a hurry.

The wg's I have met that do Anal request that you tell them it is required at the time of booking appointment, That way I presume they can stuff the soapy hosepipe up to make sure it is clean,I saw a video once of a bird crapping in a blokes mouth, it left skidmarks on the dirty bastards lips and he chewed and swallowed it...No manners at all, chewed with his mouth open...I am almost throwing up just thinking about it......I don't care who it is no matter how stunning...shit is shit, hate the look hate the smell, I have had my tongue up a few bumholes though!
« Last Edit: January 04, 2015, 10:44:46 AM by starman555 »

Offline cueball

,I saw a video once of a bird crapping in a blokes mouth, it left skidmarks on the dirty bastards lips and he chewed and swallowed it..

Not my bag, what anybody can get out of eating shit I don't know, that bloody description is putting me off my pate on toast

Offline yorkshire123

Not my bag, what anybody can get out of eating shit I don't know, that bloody description is putting me off my pate on toast

And there I was thinking that you were just a normal Northern rough arse punter, surely its plain old potted meat  :lol:
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Offline akauya

It happened to me and this was after we had a shower together... turned her into a doggy position ready to rim her arse then the shit whiff hit me in the face. I thought... what the fuck I just washed her arse! She must have had a powerful vindaloo the night before  :rolleyes:

Offline Roth

I use moist wipes every time I piss or shit. I like to be clean - just in case :D

Also handy to use on the prossie's arse if needed!  :vomit: :vomit: :scare: :scare:

Offline cueball

And there I was thinking that you were just a normal Northern rough arse punter, surely its plain old potted meat  :lol:

Oh, I'm busted, I tried to come across as all sophisticated, yep, it's potted meat

Offline Barry Shipton

Not trying to put anyone off their Sunday lunch, and correct me if I am wrong, but could this be a prime example here?

www.adultwork.com/dlgViewImage.asp?Image=http://84.244.135.41/f/1883555%5F1%2Ejpg&Description=00025+134+modified%2Ejpg
« Last Edit: January 04, 2015, 01:15:11 PM by Barry Shipton »

Offline cueball

Not trying to put anyone off their Sunday lunch, and correct me if I am wrong, but could this be a prime example here?

www.adultwork.com/dlgViewImage.asp?Image=http://84.244.135.41/f/1883555%5F1%2Ejpg&Description=00025+134+modified%2Ejpg

Ha ha ha ha, fuckin hell, well, they do say a picture tells a thousand words, the fuckin arrows are going in the wrong direction, should be "way out"

Fuck me i think i ended up in wrong part of UKP...  :vomit:

Offline vt

Check out this chocolate starfish...likely sponsored by Cadburys...must be on AW somewhere... :vomit:

http://xhamster.com/movies/3909573/english_escort_25yo_sarah_bareback.html


Offline yorkshire123

Check out this chocolate starfish...likely sponsored by Cadburys...must be on AW somewhere... :vomit:

http://xhamster.com/movies/3909573/english_escort_25yo_sarah_bareback.html

Don't don't don't press that link, you've been warned    :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:
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Offline Barry Shipton

Don't don't don't press that link, you've been warned    :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:
You know the more someone says don't do it, you have this really strong urge to do it.......really, believe him don't, I wish I could unsee it. He must have lacked all sense of smell or be wearing a peg on his nose.

If she's a barebacker God knows what's in her pussy if that's the state of her backside.  :vomit: :vomit: I'd want an all over body condom just to shake her hand.

Don't don't don't press that link, you've been warned    :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

You might as well have said "Don't lick the battery"  :crazy:

OMFG  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Offline vt

Don't don't don't press that link, you've been warned    :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Sorry guys, I couldn't help myself!   :D

Sounds like she's not too far from you Yorkshire, probably up in the Northeast judging by her accent when she speaks at the end of the clip...Teesside/Middlesbrough area maybe, she mentions an Ingleby and Premier Inn.

Finger of fudge anyone??  ;)

« Last Edit: January 06, 2015, 11:47:44 AM by vt »

Offline cueball

Don't don't don't press that link, you've been warned    :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Ha ha ha, fuckin hell, some things cannot be un seen,

Made me laugh though "don't show my face" ha ha, you can show my shitty arse though

Offline Barry Shipton

I'm beginning to think this is 'dirty' propaganda by those who want to outlaw punting, changing the law wouldn't stop it but spreading more videos like that would put off all but those with the strongest stomachs.

Offline yorkshire123

Sorry guys, I couldn't help myself!   :D

Sounds like she's not too far from you Yorkshire, probably up in the Northeast judging by her accent when she speaks at the end of the clip...Teesside/Middlesbrough area maybe, she mentions an Ingleby and Premier Inn.

Finger of fudge anyone??  ;)

You watched it to the end with sound  :scare:, Man you really are one sick mother fucker  :lol:
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