EnglishEmillyD - Wycombe Bucks

[Silver Birch]

Although this punt was a couple of years ago it looks like EnglishEmillyD is still up to her same old shit. Previous review copy/pasted here because she now works under a different AW number and a slight name change.

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To date, she is still THE WORST PUNT I HAVE HAD.

Previous profile link removed in case it confuses which profile is searchable

Visited Emily and had the worse punt in my short career. 1 hour @ £100. I don't like to take too many risks so 17 positive feedback on AW seemed promising, though the last one says "No comment"!

Positives: Nice apartment in Wycombe. Emily looks good, though not the best tits, but lovely arse. Nice shower before & after.

And the rest: Right from the off, it felt like delaying tactics were being deployed and complete lack of urgency to get on with it. All the towels were neatly spread out on top of the bed but Emily pulled back the duvet and spent ages arranging the towels on the sheet instead.

Then spent what seemed like an age trying to position her phone a particular way because the socket was damaged but needed charging. Putting it next to the pillow (with the clock on the screen) seemed to be what was necessary! Clock watching wasn't an issue though because I was gone long before the hour was up!

Started with me giving her a bit of attention inc RO as she lay back with her eyes closed. Luckily she whimpered and moaned occasionally otherwise she could have been asleep. She woke up sharpish when I put my hand near her gash "I don't like fingers."

After a while I had to ask her to give me some attention. She hadn't touched me, anywhere, up to this point. Started off with a 2 fingered wank which eventually got me reasonably hard and straight away she wanted me to fuck her. "What about a blowjob first?" I asked. On goes the condom for about 2 mins of hopeless oral and my erection was losing interest.

"OK, let's fuck" I said "Climb on top" But no, she wanted to do doggy. Brushed her bumhole with my finger, but that wasn't allowed (I haven't seen it, but there is a pic titled 'fingering my pussy & bum' in her PG). Eventually tried a few positions but my heart wasn't in it, and hers definitely wasn't. "What position makes you cum?" she asked.

I just wanted to get out and couldn't be bothered with any more aimless pumping, so asked to give me a handjob. Another 2 finger wank that I could do better at home with the salad tongs! (I've never actually done that, just in case any of you come to one of my bbq s!) "Let me know when you are about to cum so I can take my hand away" she says. WHAT THE FUCK 

She goes on to say she doesn't allow cum anywhere on her body, including her hand, without an extra fee!!! I eventually wanked myself off while she danced about waving her pussy and arse in my face.

90% of her enjoys need to be UN-ticked! I didn't even bother asking about rimming which was one reason for choosing her.

From end of 1st shower to start of 2nd shower it was no more than 35 minutes. During this time, she read & replied to at least two texts, spoke to a potential punter on the phone & updated her Adultwork profile!!

I know I should have been more assertive, but I would not have enjoyed it better if there was a bad atmosphere so decided to finish as quickly as possible and get out.

She wasn't unfriendly, but the entire punt she was just going through the motions. The hug at the end was the only time SHE instigated anything the entire meeting.

Score 2/10 - 1/10 for her looks, 1/10 for the apartment/shower (I think this was her first day there, she said she is also in Oxford).

 

[flybynightpm]

Thanks for the warning. was a possible for me...

[ChocolateDelightED]

Thank you for your honesty. Sorry how the date turned out. Since then one has improved and grown in care and attention. Surprisingly one would think I would react very angry or upset which is not the case.

I turned yours and a previous gentleman negative post into a positive out comings on my behalf making sure I read forums and see what makes a good punting experience. What popped up most is care, attention, good location inside and out. Plus other things which I will not go on and on. Sorry about 2014 January all has changed since then.

Hello to everyone who reads this mans post all is true correct wanted to apologies to him which I have done hope him and the other man sees how genuine I am in my sincere apologies.  Do give me a chance in browsing my profile and how I have improved since then.  The other gentleman has already posted a link to my AW page feel free to click.

Wish you wonderful happy experience in near future with other escort ladies.

EnglishEmillyD

[Zeusthedoc]

Thank you for your honesty. Sorry how the date turned out. Since then one has improved and grown in care and attention. Surprisingly one would think I would react very angry or upset which is not the case.

I turned yours and a previous gentleman negative post into a positive out comings on my behalf making sure I read forums and see what makes a good punting experience. What popped up most is care, attention, good location inside and out. Plus other things which I will not go on and on. Sorry about 2014 January all has changed since then.

Hello to everyone who reads this mans post all is true correct wanted to apologies to him which I have done hope him and the other man sees how genuine I am in my sincere apologies.  Do give me a chance in browsing my profile and how I have improved since then.  The other gentleman has already posted a link to my AW page feel free to click.

Wish you wonderful happy experience in near future with other escort ladies.

EnglishEmillyD

Fuck me, speaking in the third person. Either you're super up your own ass...or you're not taking any real responsibility for your actions.

Ok, so you've apologised in a haphazard and roundabout way...but seriously, what was going through your mind when taking his money, knowing that you were going to offer him fuck all in the way of the service he expected?

Some might say I'm being harsh, but I don't think you sound particularly genuine.

[ChocolateDelightED]

Mr Dopebeats

Your not being harsh its your opinion and views. What i said was sincere.

[fabbian von minky]

I could do better at home with the salad tongs! (I've never actually done that, just in case any of you come to one of my bbq s!)

That line made mean laugh one of the best one liners ive read on here