Author Topic: Caught short on way to a punt  (Read 975 times)

Offline Bhamguy

Any 1 ever been caught short on the way to a punt
Other day was all excited  about my punt was on way there walking just gonna ring her to say was nearly there shall I come now
When farted n thought shit  need to go
So off I run to new street and went always seems to happen when gonnago to a meet lol

Did shower when I got there by any1 asks


Offline B4bcock

If you're using viagra, OP, that might be the cause as it is a fairly common side effect.

Offline Blackpool Rock

I used to often find that i needed a shit on the drive over to a punt, in one instance I almost got there and turned around; went back home; had a shit & shower then returned (wasn't late as I was just going to walk in a parlour)
That was in my early days of punting when the nerves were worse, don't really get that now unless i'm perhaps seeing someone new at a location i've not been to before although I do try to make sure i've been a couple of hours before the punt 

Offline Bhamguy

If you're using viagra, OP, that might be the cause as it is a fairly common side effect.


Cheers for that m8

Yes I took 2  viagra m8

Don't know why I take them as still get hard especially  now packed smoking in
3 months ago 

Offline Bhamguy

I used to often find that i needed a shit on the drive over to a punt, in one instance I almost got there and turned around; went back home; had a shit & shower then returned (wasn't late as I was just going to walk in a parlour)
That was in my early days of punting when the nerves were worse, don't really get that now unless i'm perhaps seeing someone new at a location i've not been to before although I do try to make sure i've been a couple of hours before the punt

How's you blackpool  rock

Just a quick 1 m8 was up there last Friday n tried to go on fun lovin mandi aw profile n weren't let me on don't know if she packed it in

Offline Thephoenix


Cheers for that m8

Yes I took 2  viagra m8

Don't know why I take them as still get hard especially  now packed smoking in
3 months ago

Why do you take 2 then? :hi:

Offline Blackpool Rock

How's you blackpool  rock

Just a quick 1 m8 was up there last Friday n tried to go on fun lovin mandi aw profile n weren't let me on don't know if she packed it in
Never seen her as she's not my type so haven't got a clue, sorry

Offline Bhamguy

Why do you take 2 then? :hi:

I just took 2 had  2 left n took them
I have and  know I student of done but  when I went to a stingers club took 2 before got there n hour later took the other 2

Offline Bhamguy

Never seen her as she's not my type so haven't got a clue, sorry

No worries m8

Offline Mclovinsbrother

Been a while since I’ve been on patrol in my preferred massage field. After a long break I thought I’d dust off the old phone and booked with a masseur in the East Midlands (day before) as id be there for work today. Managed to finished work early and thought I’d make my way for a 45 minute journey. All of sudden had a sudden rush and needed to toilet. :scare: Had to rush back into my work place, knowing well now I wouldn’t be able to make it on time so had to cancel. Messaged the lass to apologise and said will rearrange next time in the area.  :(

Offline alabama1

I just took 2 had  2 left n took them
I have and  know I student of done but  when I went to a stingers club took 2 before got there n hour later took the other 2
Are you Officer Crabtree  :unknown:

Offline JRWK

That is another reason that when I made a booking, I'd also book a Day Room. 
With £260/2 hours with a lady from Cheshire Companions, the additional £60 was still similar to the cost of most 2 hour in calls

I always arrived early as I always felt the need to 'go' ... then a relaxing shower just before the knock on the door