Surcharge for ugly clients

[iq129]

Why that?? You need to write happened?? In feedback and field report. You can also report it here also, so don’t blame SP please, they are doing it for money and respect them if they treat nice and polite to you. If you don’t like their service, don’t go again and report here. Cheers🫰🙂‍↔️

That is what I always do here. My reviews are as honest and accurate as possible. I don’t usually blame the SPs. Even when I don’t receive a quality service I blame my own looks for it. My last review about Kasia Ann confirms this. The review was positive despite the poor service.

[Handel2020]

Offer to pay them more for kissing. There is nothing to stop you offering.

[Nomerzypuntr]

If we get poor service, report it as neutral or negative because we work hours to get £100 or £200 and SPs earn it within minutes. So See it Say it Sort it💀‼️

[Punterperson1971]

You are one of the biggest losers I have ever come across online…
How do you manage to do your weekly shop I wonder?! 

Maybe goes shopping like this

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[patelprat]

Polish Sara is on my hotlist. I have messaged her offering her twice her rate if she would provide the same level of service as she does to others.

I've just read this. Are you out of your mind? 
You've now already set yourself up to fail with her with this approach. If I were an SP, I'd be offended you questioned my professional integrity.

[iq129]

I've just read this. Are you out of your mind? 
You've now already set yourself up to fail with her with this approach. If I were an SP, I'd be offended you questioned my professional integrity.

Better to fail now than to visit her and get rejected.

[Clungist]

No, not at all. Not when a person is blatantly ugly like the one on the photo.

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That's the last time I use that quickesnaps passport machine in Asda....

I am however very beautiful on the inside... No honest I am......

[Nomerzypuntr]

I think we better stop commenting to him as he is totally negative. He needs severe mental help, call nine nine nine. Bye

[DastardlyDick]

Polish Sara is an attractive lady. Why would she come anywhere near me?

If you pay her whatever her stated rate is, of course she will - you're keeping her in a lifestyle.

[DastardlyDick]

I understand your points but punters like me are not getting value for money because escorts are very particular about a client’s looks. What is wrong with offering them extra money to overcome this handicap?

How do you know you're receiving inferior service to anyone else?

[MaxVerstappen]

Maybe goes shopping like this

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[iq129]

How do you know you're receiving inferior service to anyone else?

Because the same ladies have provided DFK and many other services to clients such as Patelprat and lorachoop both of whom are handsome men, whereas I have had pecks or LFK at best from the same ladies.

[Doc Holliday]

Because the same ladies have provided DFK and many other services to clients such as Patelprat and lorachoop both of whom are handsome men.

Have you met them?

Edit I have just read this and it is clear you are fixated on something conjured up in your mind and that is not reality.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=457260.msg4474610#msg4474610

[patelprat]

Because the same ladies have provided DFK and many other services to clients such as Patelprat and lorachoop both of whom are handsome men, whereas I have had pecks or LFK at best from the same ladies.

Could you stop name-dropping me all over the place please. I'm likely no more handsome than you!

[finn5555]

Could you stop name-dropping me all over the place please. I'm likely no more handsome than you!

PP don't be so bashful we all know you're a god 

[MaxVerstappen]

PP don't be so bashful we all know you're a god 

PP = crème de la crème

[patelprat]

Shit i think i need to rejoin this forum with a different name and start writing different style of reviews 

[finn5555]

Shit i think i need to rejoin this forum with a different name and start writing different style of reviews 

Nah you contribute well fella, 

Just ignore that prick Garyhart who for some reason has it in for you 

[MaxVerstappen]

Shit i think i need to rejoin this forum with a different name and start writing different style of reviews 

 

Too late now pal, the cat’s out of the bag 

[Stevelondon]

Well, speaking as a ridiculously handsome man.

I think “Gods gift to women” has been used many times to describe myself. (Mostly by me but that’s beside the point”

I have a bit of a problem punting with extremely beautiful SP’s …… because they seem to look upon me as a threat to their own attractiveness. They seem to somehow want to elevate their performance levels. Me being me think this is wholly unfair to the rest of the punting fraternity. (Brothers in arms and all that)

Until just over three years ago when I started to wear a disguise. It’s  actually a very expensive full head and face latex mask that makes me resemble a young Freddy Krueger.
Takes the edge off and now truly stunning SP’s offer me the same shit service as you lot. 😂

[MrWelly]

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That's a good point!

As an aside, I often used to get the: "Why you not got girlfriend, baby?"..... However the last time that question was asked of me was thirty years ago..

I sometimes get asked that question “Why you not got girlfriend baby?…after I’ve given their pussy a good tongue lashing   

[massagepuntingfan]

Because the same ladies have provided DFK and many other services to clients such as Patelprat and lorachoop both of whom are handsome men, whereas I have had pecks or LFK at best from the same ladies.

Oh FFS!!! You've no idea how these guys look. I find the recent blowing smoke up other UKP members arses utterly bizarre.
All I can say is YMMV in this game. There will always be instances of a punter receiving a better service than the next dude. The key is not to take it personally and not make it all about yourself. You've no idea the state of mind of the SP at the time and so many mitigating factors at play. This is a sex experience, it's not a 'does she fancy me experience'. If there's chemistry then bonus but this self pitying posting does you absolutely no favours!

[Massage Bloke]

Because the same ladies have provided DFK and many other services to clients such as Patelprat and lorachoop both of whom are handsome men, whereas I have had pecks or LFK at best from the same ladies.

You might not know, but PP has a thread dedicated to him on the leading SP forum, and it is far from flattering! It mainly concerns his DFK "skills"...!

[Jonestown]

Oh FFS!!! You've no idea how these guys look. I find the recent blowing smoke up other UKP members arses utterly bizarre.
All I can say is YMMV in this game. There will always be instances of a punter receiving a better service than the next dude. The key is not to take it personally and not make it all about yourself. You've no idea the state of mind of the SP at the time and so many mitigating factors at play. This is a sex experience, it's not a 'does she fancy me experience'. If there's chemistry then bonus but this self pitying posting does you absolutely no favours!

Yes, very good, plus you have to remember that not all reviews tell the exact truth, people have been known to guild the Lily to no mean extent.

[chuck_88]

Well, speaking as a ridiculously handsome man.

I think “Gods gift to women” has been used many times to describe myself. (Mostly by me but that’s beside the point”

I have a bit of a problem punting with extremely beautiful SP’s …… because they seem to look upon me as a threat to their own attractiveness. They seem to somehow want to elevate their performance levels. Me being me think this is wholly unfair to the rest of the punting fraternity. (Brothers in arms and all that)

Until just over three years ago when I started to wear a disguise. It’s  actually a very expensive full head and face latex mask that makes me resemble a young Freddy Krueger.
Takes the edge off and now truly stunning SP’s offer me the same shit service as you lot. 😂

I know the same feeling mate 

[MaxVerstappen]

You might not know, but PP has a thread dedicated to him on the leading SP forum, and it is far from flattering! It mainly concerns his DFK "skills"...!

Link?

[ukpunt]

I do think looks matter or everyone would not be saying YMMV. I think the main thing that defines how much YMMV are looks.

I don't think I'm the best looking person around but I only had 1 negative experience with a girl who was getting good reviews from everyone else. I also got some very good sessions with young girls I think are way out of my league so maybe I'm wrong.

[finn5555]

Link?

Not allowed read the rules 

11 Other punting forums
Discussing other punting forums is not prohibited, but many are often very hostile. Other forums are also anti-punters; therefore, it is not in punters' interests to give them publicity. Posting links to other sites is prohibited, as is slagging off. Use your noodle. We are allowing links in the Punting Abroad section.

[finn5555]

My comment got posted twice so im editing this one

what one 

[Massage Bloke]

Link?

You must be kidding!

I'd get myself an instant ban.

[MaxVerstappen]

You must be kidding!

I'd get myself an instant ban.

No worries   

[FLYING BLUE]

Most punters and almost all escorts deny that the quality of the service offered by an escort depends on the client’s looks. I have always disagreed with this because of my own experience compared to those of handsome muscular men.

Rather than have punters and escorts get into this debate again, I would like to invite punters and escorts to debate the idea of an “ugly punter surcharge”. I am a 62 year old extremely ugly man and therefore I am all for paying twice as much as handsome punters if I am guaranteed to receive the same level of service as these fortunate punters.

Airlines have various surcharges. Cars that emit pollution are subject to a surcharge, certain imported goods are levied a surcharge, so why can’t ugly punters be made to pay a surcharge for being ugly?

At least extremely ugly men like me would benefit from such an innovative idea. It will be a win win situation for both escorts and ugly punters.

What do you people think of my suggestion?

Bloody hell - I thought for a moment, that Anth G had returned 

[alabama1]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder: I've been called handsome (not only by SPs ) many times but I am quite a big lad - 19 st at only 5'9". My weight can sometimes present some challenges, like limit the choice of the positions, but my experience shows that as long as I have the correct fee, and am clean, polite, and respectful I should have an enjoyable booking with an SP (that being said there I've had some poor experiences in the past, and I've ended up not booking a certain provider since her profile very clearly stated she doesn't see overweight clients). If an escort makes you feel unwelcome and/or unwanted that's on her, not on you. You're not trying to impress them, you're paying them to make you feel like a king of the world for the duration of the meeting.

More times than you've been called a fat cunt ? Apologies, i couldn't resist ! 

[Doc Holliday]

More times than you've been called a fat cunt ? Apologies, i couldn't resist ! 

Brilliant 

[bigpole]

More times than you've been called a fat cunt ? Apologies, i couldn't resist ! 

It's usually wee neds who call me that, unfortunately I'm too slow to chase down the bastards!

[MaxVerstappen]

It's usually wee neds who call me that, unfortunately I'm too slow to chase down the bastards!

That’s one of the downsides of being a fat cunt I suppose…

[alabama1]

It's usually wee neds who call me that, unfortunately I'm too slow to chase down the bastards!

[MLawro93]

Oh FFS!!! You've no idea how these guys look. I find the recent blowing smoke up other UKP members arses utterly bizarre.
All I can say is YMMV in this game. There will always be instances of a punter receiving a better service than the next dude. The key is not to take it personally and not make it all about yourself. You've no idea the state of mind of the SP at the time and so many mitigating factors at play. This is a sex experience, it's not a 'does she fancy me experience'. If there's chemistry then bonus but this self pitying posting does you absolutely no favours!

+1

Seen too many guys get this twisted.

[Garyhart]

Nah you contribute well fella, 

Just ignore that prick Garyhart who for some reason has it in for you 

Zip his trousers when you’re done mate

[MLawro93]

The constant simping for members on this forum is really rather bizarre. Only makes sense if its the same guy with alternate accounts 

Ultimately, what you read on this site is entirely from the POV of the punter. I imagine there is a niche space for SPs to have their own review site for punters in a similar format for UKP, where they review individual punters. 

[MissWolf]

 

[Garyhart]

The constant simping for members on this forum is really rather bizarre. Only makes sense if its the same guy with alternate accounts 

Ultimately, what you read on this site is entirely from the POV of the punter. I imagine there is a niche space for SPs to have their own review site for punters in a similar format for UKP, where they review individual punters. 

  I shall comment no further on this particular matter

[finn5555]

Zip his trousers when you’re done mate

So why do you keep sniping at PP, makes you look like a fool 

[Garyhart]

So why do you keep sniping at PP, makes you look like a fool 

Enough with the insults, you come across as some socially awkward weirdo.

If you read between the lines it’ll make sense unless you endorse certain things which most people don’t

[Doc Holliday]

I imagine there is a niche space for SPs to have their own review site for punters in a similar format for UKP, where they review individual punters. 

The only review aspect that is of interest to SP's as a collective, is of the 'Clienteye' type ie safety, timewasters, bareback seekers etc.

The physical appearance, sexual prowess etc is of no interest or importance to them to remotely consider informing others.

It is something of a male punter fantasy that they are possibly being secretly reviewed and their 'sex god' status rated 

If they were being rated most would be very disappointed to read 'honest' reviews 

As has already been touched on AW feedback is just 'a game'.

[MLawro93]

The only review aspect that is of interest to SP's as a collective, is of the 'Clienteye' type ie safety, timewasters, bareback seekers etc.

The physical appearance, sexual prowess etc is of no interest or importance to them to remotely consider informing others.

It is something of a male punter fantasy that they are possibly being secretly reviewed and their 'sex god' status rated 

If they were being rated most would be very disappointed to read 'honest' reviews 

As has already been touched on AW feedback is just 'a game'.

Only said it in jest. Like you say, there is no incentive to review in such a manner other than from a safety, etc, manner 

[Doc Holliday]

Only said it in jest.

Yes I know 

[alabama1]

The only review aspect that is of interest to SP's as a collective, is of the 'Clienteye' type ie safety, timewasters, bareback seekers etc.

The physical appearance, sexual prowess etc is of no interest or importance to them to remotely consider informing others.

It is something of a male punter fantasy that they are possibly being secretly reviewed and their 'sex god' status rated 

If they were being rated most would be very disappointed to read 'honest' reviews 

As has already been touched on AW feedback is just 'a game'.

So true. Some delusional  punters  book an SP , seeing it as a date rather than a business transactional punt.

[finn5555]

If you read between the lines it’ll make sense unless you endorse certain things which most people don’t

Things are a lot clearer now Gary and I apologise for my comments towards you 

[boardyhell]

there is normally no smoke without fire
there is a history here