Author Topic: Kasia Ann of Twickenham  (Read 1200 times)


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Online iq129

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Cost: £150 for 45 minutes

This review highlights the consequences of the flawed Adultwork (AW) feedback system to the disadvantage of both the escort and the client.

Please read on and urge AW to change its misleading feedback system.


Here is my review on Kasia of Twickenham, Greater London

Communication: All communication was via text messages. Kasia replied to my messages in a timely manner.

The location:

The location was nearer the town centre but was not very easy to reach. Apple maps got me to within a few yards from the location, but it did not account for two or three railway bridges near Kasia’s location. These bridges had barriers which did not let vehicles through, so I was stuck. I was struggling, but eventually I found my way around those bridges and reached the location 2 minutes before the scheduled time.

The location itself was a small block of flats with private parking for residents only. I then called Kasia and she advised me to park there. The inside was OK. I wouldn’t call it luxurious but it was good enough for the task.

The girl:

I found Kasia to be a very sexy lady. She has that slutty look to her. Age is around late 30s.

The punt:

My AW feedback is very impressive. It gives the impression that I am so handsome and muscular that women cannot resist me. Sadly, all this AW feedback insofar as my looks are concerned is completely false.

The reality is that I am a 62-year old, partially bald and extremely ugly non-white man. Ladies that leave this fake AW feedback for me only do so as a favour in return for me leaving them with positive AW feedback. I do not set conditions for me leaving positive AW feedback for them. In fact, I encourage them to say the truth and not be afraid of it. Yet, being decent human beings they keep leaving me with positive but misleading AW feedback. 

The whole AW feedback mechanism is flawed because punters fear retaliatory negative feedback if they were to leave escorts negative AW feedback.

Kasia, like many ladies I have seen before, seemed very excited about seeing me. The words “I can’t wait to see you”, “Counting the minutes” etc. from an escort prior to the meeting are quite common in my case, and Kasia mentioned the same exciting words pre-punt.

When Kasia opened the door, the reality was in front of her. I turned out to be anything but the Prince Charming she was expecting. There was no decent welcome for me, not even a smile because Kasia’s mind was occupied in disbelief as to what she was expecting and what was there in front of her. She seemed to be in a state of shock.

Anyway, I handed over the cash and then took a shower whilst Kasia was about to go through the motions.

I don’t blame Kasia, but sadly, everything except for Kasia’s oral on me, was too mechanical. This robotic theme continued right until the end.

The kissing was very half hearted, even though I had insisted that without kissing I could not get hard. It was LFK in short bursts, and it lasted for only 2-3 minutes in total.

Next was Kasia’s oral on me, which was very satisfactory. No complaints here. I usually receive enjoyable and quite prolonged blow jobs because my ugly face is three feet away from my penis. I wish I had a giraffe's neck, which would have distanced my ugly face even further!

I then went down on Kasia, but she wasn’t interested. She reluctantly agreed to let me do it, but after a minute of it, I relieved Kasia from the boredom.

Even though I consider myself to be very good at providing reverse oral, my partially bald head spoils things for the lady. Surely it must be agony for the lady to be turned on by my tongue on her and then for her to glance at my partially bald head to get totally turned off.

I was now 10 minutes into the 45 minute punt when Kasia grabbed a condom. These 10 minutes must feel like 10 hours to Kasia judging by how bored she was.

All this time, Kasia hardly talked. It felt as if I was with an inflatable doll.

I then reminded Kasia, that I was aware that she found me boring, but she said that she is like this with everybody, and doesn’t talk much or make much noise, if any.

I foolishly believed Kasia, so instead of trying to get the job done quickly I was naive in prolonging Kasia's suffering. I then reminded Kasia that I specifically requested anal in advance, and that perhaps she could let me enjoy that.

Kasia was very hesitant but agreed to let me probe her ass. There was no effort on Kasia’s part to guide me, so I became limp and gave up.

I should change my user name from iq129 to iq-zero because my monkey brain was still not getting Kasia's hint that she was thoroughly bored. I therefore suggested that Kasia play with herself or let me provide her with oral so I could see her squirt, but she said she cannot squirt, so that idea was abandoned.

Kasia then wanted me to finish with vaginal intercourse, but I wasn’t hard enough, so I requested that she finish me off with her mouth which she did.

It was the worst possible ending, because instead of swallowing or at least letting me complete my ejaculation in her mouth, when I was about to come, Kasia let go and all my semen fell on my stomach.

At least for Kasia, her suffering was now over. She must have had a huge burden lifted off her shoulders.

I thanked Kasia for her time, and I left soon afterwards.

Conclusion:

The above account of my punt suggests that this should be a negative, but no, because that would be misleading.

The purpose of reviews is to help other punters make better decisions in investing their time and money on seeing a particular lady.

My review is from my experience, which I firmly believe is not representative of the vast majority of punters, so this doesn't warrant a negative or even a neutral.

If this review was to be a negative, a lot of punters would just see the headline ‘negative’ and move on elsewhere without properly reading the review. That would not be fair to this lady. A negative review would also discourage punters from seeing an attractive lady who is very likely to provide a top quality service, unless the client is as ugly as me and has misleading positive AW feedback.

I will therefore rate this review as a positive. Why should it be anything less than a positive when Kasia was not at fault?

If you were to take a girl out for a meal and force feed her something that she dislikes so much that she vomits, then would that be the girl’s fault for not enjoying the meal?

Using the same analogy, I feel that I force fed Kasia when she was already under the shock of being deceived by my fake AW feedback.

I therefore recommend Kasia whole heartedly. All her previous reviews here attest to that.

As for AW feedback, it is time that both punters and escorts feel free to be honest about their experiences without worrying about retaliatory feedback.

Online patelprat

Hi iq, but this is not AW.

Why not just rate it as it was for you?

And to be honest, negative reviews from SPs that mostly get positives catch my attention far more than positive ones.

You shouldn't rate her positive just because you think others would find her positive, even if you didn't! This is about your experience, which clearly had problems if you thought she was mechanical, didn't do DFK, seemed uninterested, didn't finish you off as you hoped (then again swallow is extra for her, but CIM should have been included).

I've also seen this SP, a couple of years back I think. She looks different now, she used to be Blonde.

« Last Edit: Yesterday at 01:41:23 am by patelprat »

Online iq129

Hi iq, but this is not AW.

Why not just rate it as it was for you?

And to be honest, negative reviews from SPs that mostly get positives catch my attention far more than positive ones.

You shouldn't rate her positive just because you think others would find her positive, even if you didn't! This is about your experience, which clearly had problems if you thought she was mechanical, didn't do DFK, seemed uninterested, didn't finish you off as you hoped (then again swallow is extra for her, but CIM should have been included).

I've also seen this SP, a couple of years back I think.

I get your point, but I don't need to do a review for myself. My reviews have two purposes. 1st I want to guide others. 2nd I don't want to be seen as a selfish leecher by not posting reviews.

It was not the girl's fault for being mechanical. Everything is at her discretion and that doesn't justify a negative review. Apart from Lisa.Polish, who has severe vision problems, almost all ladies find me ugly and so provide a below par service. Are you saying that I should post negative reviews for them too?
« Last Edit: Yesterday at 01:45:24 am by iq129 »

Online patelprat

I get your point, but I don't need to do a review for myself. My reviews have two purposes. 1st I want to guide others. 2nd I don't want to be seen as a selfish leecher by not posting reviews.

It was not the girl's fault for being mechanical. Everything is at her discretion and that doesn't justify a negative review. Apart from Lisa.Polish, who has severe vision problems, almost all ladies find me ugly and so provide a below par service. Are you saying that I should post negative reviews for them too?

I didn't mean write the review for yourself, I meant reflect your personal rating on it.


Online iq129

Hi iq, but this is not AW.

Why not just rate it as it was for you?

And to be honest, negative reviews from SPs that mostly get positives catch my attention far more than positive ones.


For me, attention seeking negative reviews should be about escorts who con clients such as the deposit scammer you came across.

Online iq129

I didn't mean write the review for yourself, I meant reflect your personal rating on it.

I know what you mean, but I don't believe it is fair to defame a popular escort who generally provides a top service to other clients. I see that as defamation.

Online patelprat

I know what you mean, but I don't believe it is fair to defame a popular escort who generally provides a top service to other clients. I see that as defamation.

disagree, it's just a review with positives points (eg her oral) and the not-so positive. You already wrote all that. That's not defamation. All I am saying is the rating should be in line with your experience.

re the other points...
We all know you have bigger self-confidence issues at play which i'm not qualified at all to understand or talk to, so will leave it at that. You've had more positives than just Lisa.


« Last Edit: Yesterday at 02:00:27 am by patelprat »

Offline MLawro93

People tend to be intuitive, and the best SPs are very intuitive. They will respond and match your energy. If you go in with a negative mindset right from the off, you are always setting yourself up to fail. Always. And whatever the SP does you'll take the wrong way or see in the most negative light.

Online iq129

People tend to be intuitive, and the best SPs are very intuitive. They will respond and match your energy. If you go in with a negative mindset right from the off, you are always setting yourself up to fail. Always. And whatever the SP does you'll take the wrong way or see in the most negative light.

Thank you for your comments.

Online iq129

People tend to be intuitive, and the best SPs are very intuitive. They will respond and match your energy. If you go in with a negative mindset right from the off, you are always setting yourself up to fail. Always. And whatever the SP does you'll take the wrong way or see in the most negative light.

I am sorry to say that punting is all to do with a client’s looks. Take patelprat as an example. Women love him because of his macho looks and muscles. Ladies that don’t even offer DFK or other specific services, bend their own rules for this ultra sexy hunk.

Being ugly beyond imagination, I realise that sometimes money can overcome this major hurdle, and that why I am in favour of an “ugly punter surcharge”.

I have started a whole new topic for this purpose. Here it is:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=457300.0



Online patelprat

I am sorry to say that punting is all to do with a client’s looks. Take patelprat as an example. Women love him because of his macho looks and muscles. Ladies that don’t even offer DFK or other specific services, bend their own rules for this ultra sexy hunk.

Being ugly beyond imagination, I realise that sometimes money can overcome this major hurdle, and that why I am in favour of an “ugly punter surcharge”.

I have started a whole new topic for this purpose. Here it is:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=457300.0

 :lol: yeah i'm mr universe

i'm just a normal guy, normal looking, nothing special. There are far better looking guys around. As you said, AW feedback is invariably always positive and overly flattering except in very rare cases. Have you noticed how many punters on AW have at least one feedback where an has SP called them handsome? Even you have.
Wish people would stop with all this. Loads of guys get DFK, young old fat thin, as reported in reviews.

Unfortunately the issue is your mental state of mind, which is beyond the scope of this forum to fix unfortunately.

« Last Edit: Yesterday at 02:31:22 pm by patelprat »

Offline MaxVerstappen

I am sorry to say that punting is all to do with a client’s looks. Take patelprat as an example. Women love him because of his macho looks and muscles. Ladies that don’t even offer DFK or other specific services, bend their own rules for this ultra sexy hunk.

Being ugly beyond imagination, I realise that sometimes money can overcome this major hurdle, and that why I am in favour of an “ugly punter surcharge”.

I have started a whole new topic for this purpose. Here it is:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=457300.0

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Makaveli123

IQ you need to drop the woe is me attitude. Go in there with a positive attitude. Your reviews are always talking about how ugly you are. Just have fun. I can almost guarantee your walking in to a SPs place strung up and awkward. Let go a bit mate and have fun. Most SPs won’t fancy majority of their clients. Make good eye contact, smile and go with the flow. This is supposed to be a fun hobby, not a humiliation ritual, wish u all the best mate

Offline MLawro93

IQ you need to drop the woe is me attitude. Go in there with a positive attitude. Your reviews are always talking about how ugly you are. Just have fun. I can almost guarantee your walking in to a SPs place strung up and awkward. Let go a bit mate and have fun. Most SPs won’t fancy majority of their clients. Make good eye contact, smile and go with the flow. This is supposed to be a fun hobby, not a humiliation ritual, wish u all the best mate

Starting to think this is all part of OPs kink.

Offline Makaveli123

Starting to think this is all part of OPs kink.

I thought so too. Majority of men here are going to be insecure and unfulfilled in life hence why we punt. He’s nothing special in that regard.

Offline Jayjay1

IQ129 -For context am about halve your age, in general guys my age are more attractive for escorts than men in 60s.

Some escort prefer men your age as your cock is less hard and cause less damage to the V.
Some enjoy the job and dick is dick
Some enjoy the money and sex

The combination is wild

For Kasia, she told me she a sex addict and told me the guys she likes and have in previous employment she got sacked for asking clients in her civvy job for sex. Or if she not getting it in her escorting life she would go out and find men in pubs/streets etc.


As you know everyone have thier preference, same with you. Your paying for a service just fuck them and get what you want, who cause what they think about you. Its just an hour of pure exchange.

Am sure in 62 years you had worst insult if what you said about your appearance is correct.

I dont know why you keep mentioning about your appearance in all your reviews. Can you share more on why or give use more context?

Offline Makaveli123

The men who post about spending £1000+ on orgies are likely going to be your age and look like you and they have the fucking time of their lives. They don’t sit around feeling sorry for themselves and come across weird. This is insane mate seriously. You need a bit of tough love.

Online patelprat

tbh if I were an escort doing this job day in day out I'd prefer older, slower dudes lol

I have had a few SPs tell me they like older, sometimes much older, instead of younger fuck machines.

« Last Edit: Yesterday at 09:54:22 pm by patelprat »

Offline MaxVerstappen

Starting to think this is all part of OPs kink.

Hmm… you might be onto something here.

Online iq129

Starting to think this is all part of OPs kink.

You seem to be the best psychiatrist around. Do you accept BUPA? Can I call and book an appointment?

Online iq129


Online iq129

IQ you need to drop the woe is me attitude. Go in there with a positive attitude. Your reviews are always talking about how ugly you are. Just have fun. I can almost guarantee your walking in to a SPs place strung up and awkward. Let go a bit mate and have fun. Most SPs won’t fancy majority of their clients. Make good eye contact, smile and go with the flow. This is supposed to be a fun hobby, not a humiliation ritual, wish u all the best mate

Exactly. I am trembling with nervousness when I walk in. At least you are trying to help me mentally, unlike the bully Max Verstappen who is having great fun taunting me. The guy is having a bad F1 season, so he is taking out his frustration by bullying me.

Online iq129

Hmm… you might be onto something here.

Keep your F1 troubles to yourself. Don't take them out on me. I loathe bullies.

Online patelprat

Exactly. I am trembling with nervousness when I walk in. At least you are trying to help me mentally, unlike the bully Max Verstappen who is having great fun taunting me. The guy is having a bad F1 season, so he is taking out his frustration by bullying me.

Honestly worth introspection a little to see if seeing new escorts does you more harm than good, as it's supposed to be no-strings fun. Why put yourself through a nerve-racking experience, when it's just a hobby you can avoid if needed. Or just avoid until you get on top of the bigger, fundamental issues first. Keep around you just those who give you positive vibes where possible.

« Last Edit: Yesterday at 10:55:42 pm by patelprat »

Online iq129

Honestly worth introspection a little to see if seeing new escorts does you more harm than good, as it's supposed to be no-strings fun. Why put yourself through a nerve-racking experience, when it's just a hobby you can avoid if needed. Or just avoid until you get on top of the bigger, fundamental issues first. Keep around you just those who give you positive vibes where possible.

The bigger fundamental issue is that I get no sex at home, so I resort to escorts. That makes things worse. The root cause is my sex drive. If I had a zero sex drive, then that would solve this problem. I will see my GP if he can prescribe some medication that destroys one's sex drive. Does such medication even exist?

Online patelprat

The bigger fundamental issue is that I get no sex at home, so I resort to escorts. That makes things worse. The root cause is my sex drive. If I had a zero sex drive, then that would solve this problem. I will see my GP if he can prescribe some medication that destroys one's sex drive. Does such medication even exist?

How about wanking more frequently over porn or using cam girls to see if it appeases you for now.

« Last Edit: Yesterday at 11:10:22 pm by patelprat »

Offline Makaveli123

The bigger fundamental issue is that I get no sex at home, so I resort to escorts. That makes things worse. The root cause is my sex drive. If I had a zero sex drive, then that would solve this problem. I will see my GP if he can prescribe some medication that destroys one's sex drive. Does such medication even exist?

Don’t do that ffs man haha. You’re 62 but can still go to the gym and eat well. Shave your head. Have a flat stomach and toned set of arms. Up your protein. It will help with your self esteem. Until then stop punting and start watching porn. I hardly ever punt nowadays because I don’t want to become addicted to it. My sex drive is still there but I just watch porn and thank myself for not spending £150 to bust a nut. Stop torturing yourself. This hobby isn’t for you. Again - go to the gym. You’ll get in better shape quicker than you think

Online patelprat

How about wanking more frequently over porn or using cam girls to see if it appeases you for now.

To add:
After I've had a wank over porn, the last thing I'm then thinking about maybe for the rest of the day is wanting to see an SP. Can do wonders to kill the urge to see an SP and for the bank balance of course.

« Last Edit: Yesterday at 11:10:50 pm by patelprat »

Online iq129

To add:
After I've had a wank over porn, the last thing I'm then thinking about maybe for the rest of the day is wanting to see an SP. Can do wonders to kill the urge to see an SP and for the bank balance of course.

You are taking me back to my teenaged years!