DARK SKINNY SLIM DOLL SMALL - Birmingham

[MaxVerstappen]

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Credit to shandingo for verifying that she is real. You can read his review here - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=456988.0

TLDR: Rude, entitled, smirking whore with an attitude!!!

Comms were all via WhatsApp, not the best, sometimes up to 10 mins before replying. Located close to Green Street in Birmingham city centre. Got there and she sent me her flat nr. to buzz me in. She opens the door and indeed it’s her in the pictures. However definitely not as slim, but still a good looking girl, unfortunately her attitude is absolute dog shite. She has that I’m better than you and you are very lucky to even be in the same room as her.

Money handed over and she has the nerve to start checking the notes, trying to determine whether they are real or not. After her inspection she said: “good boy, real money.”WTF?!

She then slips out of her purple set and tells me to lie down, I said no I wanna feel you up first. No touching the tits, sensitive. They are silicone! Do not touch!!! Arghhhh…. I’m already regretting this punt. She tells me look and no touch as I am only allowed to touch her back and she then tells me to give her a massage, hahaha. You can’t make this shit up. I said surely that’s your job, she goes no you are a man you can do it. What? I’m the paying customer here.. whatever.

Then rubber out and her blowjob is shit, that’s all there is to say about that. After 25 seconds she stops and says ok sex. I said no pls continue a bit, she does for 5 seconds and stops again. BTW, She keeps smirking all the time, this girl is absolutely retarded!!!!

Anyways, on to fucking. Doggy first, not a bad sight going in and out of her. After a bit she just stops and turns over adds more lube and lays on her back. So mish it is then I suppose. Looking down at her is not a bad sight, as she holds her sensitive tits, has 2 very noticeable scars from the operation. I would ask my money back girl!! Horrible. Anyhow, I keep going and build up a decent rhythm, trying not to come for as long as possible just to annoy her. Didn’t last too long unfortunately, as she was getting into it a bit more and got extremely wet as well. I was going pretty hard not gonna lie. So I blew my load deep inside her….. wait….. almost as she pushed me off her ruining my last bit of orgasm spasm. This girl is useless at her job. I told this straight after. This job is not for you!!! She smirks and says time to go. I said relax let me catch my breath first… what you tired??! Girl, whatever…

AVOID. Even at £50 for pump and dump! Do not see this obnoxious bitch!!!

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[alabama1]

Thanks for review mate, sorry it was a bad one for you. Maybe ask our mate for a recommendation next time 

[Dark Vader]

Damn!! Bullet dodged there then. She has popped up quite a few times. Last time around her location was a no go for me and this time around she was on my A, B, C list. So glad I never went.

As an aside did you notice any evidence that other girl was working in the same apartment?

[MaxVerstappen]

Thanks for review mate, sorry it was a bad one for you. Maybe ask our mate for a recommendation next time 

  it's all good...

Damn!! Bullet dodged there then. She has popped up quite a few times. Last time around her location was a no go for me and this time around she was on my A, B, C list. So glad I never went.

As an aside did you notice any evidence that other girl was working in the same apartment?

Not really. We walked through the lounge and there was a bed in there that wasn't even made up, but she then took me into her bedroom. I didn't hear any voices etc. She seemed to be alone in there, but who knows.

Forgot to mention, she said she was extremely busy and her underwear/lounge thingy went straight back on after we finished She is running a conveyor belt service that's for sure.

[PuntingPro1]

Its a shame as she looks really hot, those tits look huge, how big were they? Probably wet just from the money. Im like that if I feel rushed then I cum quick but its really annoying after and makes you feel bad.

[shandingo]

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Damn , I’m surprised you went for it given my pretty shitty review haha. I gotta ask what was your thought process ?     

[MaxVerstappen]

Its a shame as she looks really hot, those tits look huge, how big were they? Probably wet just from the money. Im like that if I feel rushed then I cum quick but its really annoying after and makes you feel bad.

I would say they are close to D. She seemed to be well proud of them claiming they are 500cc but who bloody cares when you are not allowed to touch them at all, never mind licking them  she is up her own arse so much it's ridiculous.

She complained that I have too much pubic hair, "why not shave?" well, because I like to leave it natural as is my preference... she was so bloody negative throughout the punt.

[MaxVerstappen]

Damn , I’m surprised you went for it given my pretty shitty review haha. I gotta ask what was your thought process ?     

yeah... I thought how bad could it really be?! Also £50 for 15 mins with a good looking lass is pretty good these days... unfortunately this punt will be mostly remembered for her horrible attitude and nothing else.

[PuntingPro1]

Yes exactly, maybe they were recently done so bit sensitive maybe. They do look huge and proper ones costs alot to have them done proper. Must have looked good in missionary though? Does she have an Adultwork profile?

Loads of guy not on here will punt on her anyway so she probably does not care about providing a good service. All about money for her.

[shandingo]

yeah... I thought how bad could it really be?! Also £50 for 15 mins with a good looking lass is pretty good these days... unfortunately this punt will be mostly remembered for her horrible attitude and nothing else.

Haha yes she did the same to me when I blew the bag in missionary btw, I ignored her and finished my fun nevertheless. I’m glad you told her this profession is not for her. Still shocked these SPs have the balls to be rude , wonder if she would keep the same attitude if it were a 6 ft 8 black guy with tattoos.

[MaxVerstappen]

Yes exactly, maybe they were recently done so bit sensitive maybe. They do look huge and proper ones costs alot to have them done proper. Must have looked good in missionary though? Does she have an Adultwork profile?

Loads of guy not on here will punt on her anyway so she probably does not care about providing a good service. All about money for her.

Yeah she did look good in mish, she has a good body for sure, however when you notice them scars under her tits, not a good look imo. She doesn't have AW AFAIK. And once again when she brought up just how busy she is, she was basically trying to flex and whatnot... everything was so fake about her, her whole demeanour was rotten. I am not exaggerating when I say that she is one of the most obnoxious persons I have ever met in my life.

[MaxVerstappen]

Haha yes she did the same to me when I blew the bag in missionary btw, I ignored her and finished my fun nevertheless. I’m glad you told her this profession is not for her. Still shocked these SPs have the balls to be rude , wonder if she would keep the same attitude if it were a 6 ft 8 black guy with tattoos.

Who knows, but I wouldn't be surprised if she did. I had to give her my 2 cents, I understand if her tits are recently done and whatnot, I wasn't going to squeeze them or manhandle them in any way. Was only gonna run my hands across them etc with a few licks... but no chance in hell. If they are that sensitive then maybe you shouldn't be working  I'm sure it's all lies anyways. For reference I'm only a 5 ft 8 white guy with tattoos 

Anyhow... it's punting... there are great ones and then there are shit ones. No biggie

[PuntingPro1]

Hmm she looks FAF but wow service does not sound good at all but Im in Birmingham this week visiting a friend so might decide to see her on a 30 minute booking just to see if service level improves on a longer booking and obviously will review.

[MaxVerstappen]

Hmm she looks FAF but wow service does not sound good at all but Im in Birmingham this week visiting a friend so might decide to see her on a 30 minute booking just to see if service level improves on a longer booking and obviously will review.

She is fit indeed, but at least you know what to expect now... so if you keep your expectations on a low going in, who knows you might enjoy it Would be interesting to see and read about it that's for sure. Good luck 

[PuntingPro1]

Thanks mate. Will definitely keep my expectations low. We dont get many 20 year olds in my area so be a treat for me from that point of view. Might be interesting to see how she fairs on a slightly longer booking but not holding any hopes up.

[thebastard]

Thanks mate. Will definitely keep my expectations low. We dont get many 20 year olds in my area so be a treat for me from that point of view. Might be interesting to see how she fairs on a slightly longer booking but not holding any hopes up.

Hope it works out for you but given the last couple of reviews probably best to manage expectations.

[MaxVerstappen]

Thanks mate. Will definitely keep my expectations low. We dont get many 20 year olds in my area so be a treat for me from that point of view. Might be interesting to see how she fairs on a slightly longer booking but not holding any hopes up.