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External Link/Members OnlyBooking Type & Length:1 Hour - Standard booking fee paid £150.
Comms/Listed Services:I reached out to her this morning to book for this afternoon.
Comms were reasonably smooth and straightforward via txt messages.
Extras services on offer (didn't take):
- French kiss - £20 extra.
- CIM - £40 extra.
- Anal - £100 extra.
- Rimming - £60 extra.
Included services on offer:
- Deep throat (we didn't do)
- 69 (we didn't do).
- All positions (we only did cowgirl, & doggy).
- Massage is included in 1h (we didn't do).
- Striptease (we didn't do).
Included Services (we did do):
- Licking pussy
- OWO (Included in the 1 hour booking, otherwise £20 extra if it's a half hour booking - not made clear in her txt messages).
Location:B5 - Chinatown.
Attempting to find free/open spaces on street parking was horrendous, roads are all a one way system
I ultimately had to park in a multi-storey car park at the expense of £3.50 for less than half hour.
The apartment/her room was fairly clean and tidy (Although, no air conditioning as the apartment was high-up, it was very hot).
Even with the windows open, it was like being in a sauna.
Her Appearance/Attire:To be fair, exactly as per her profile photos - fully accurate without any discrepancies.
She was wearing a fairly standard looking red bra and a thong.
The Booking:I eventually reached the front entrance of the apartment after facing some parking issues as per the above. I buzzed the apartment number given to me from her txt message instructions (front door was broken anyway), but I was still considerate of the fact that some SP's do like us to buzz and wait for confirmation from them for us to go up before doing so as I've previously read this from SP 'does and dont's' on the SAAFE forum, so I was cognizant and considerate of this before heading up. I waited for her intercom confirmation to head up first. I then went up in the lift. I knocked the door, she answered and let me in. As per the above, she looks just as her photos (she is attractive, super fit body etc), so no complaints there. So, onto paperwork. Although, we initially agreed an hour booking via txt message, I wasn't really keen on going with £150 and then paying £20 extra for OWO on top of that, which would have brought the booking to a total of £170. So, she said, how long do you want to stay, I said half hour, which I would have then paid her an extra £20 on top of the half hour booking fee of £100 (£120 total), which she then immediately said. I'll do £150 for the 1 hour (which will include OWO). So, I thought ok, lets go with that and we did. Moving on from the paperwork onto the action. I'm afraid this is where it goes totally downhill readers. I undress, move to the edge of the bed, she sits on the edge of the bed and begins to give me OWO (it was toothy). Yes, I am girthy but her oral skills and technique did leave a lot to be desired...swiftly moving onto me going down on her. This is where I am extremely annoyed (even now, a few hours later writing this review), she starts using her phone whilst I'm down there. I said to her once "please come off your phone"...then she says, "oh, I just need to do something" the cheek of it! I then stepped my tone up a bit from polite to assertive (not something that I do lightly as I'm always incredibly respectful of SP's on bookings). She then puts the phone down but it's just totally unacceptable. I've gone soft at this point. Then, she moves back to sucking me off in an attempt to try and get me hard again (which I'm like a stallion usually when I'm into it). I eventually get hard by thinking about one of my favourite porn clips...I know, it's a sad state of affairs for £150ph paid, isn't it, but such is life at times...I then eventually get hard again. Rubber on and into cowgirl, she rides for a few minutes, then says doggy. By this point, I thought let's just get this over with. I then thrust away as hard and fast as I can in doggy with her moaning out (probably fake) as it felt and appeared that she had zero interest in providing a good service at all. I then cum in the bag as quick as possible. She attempted to make some small talk as I was getting my clothes back on again and said to me (you know, a lot guys keep going early before the booking end time) I thought
"no shit sherlock" improve your services then, and we may just stick around, I thought to myself (but then again, that toothy blowjob)...perhaps not. She did offer for me to come back for the other half hour without extra charge next time (she probably realised that I wasn't best pleased with the service that she provided). I then left.
Overall Feelings:Would I recommend - absolutely not, total waste of money.
One of the worst punts that I've had to date!
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