External Link/Members OnlyThis is a tale of two halves (or rather two visits!).
I've reviewed Lucie & Suzi before, as you all know. Plus a neutral (not great) review of Amy.
Skeleton had asked about Nadia and I did see a tease TikTok from Lucie with a brief pic on there and she looked OK.
I went in for coffee a week or so ago and happened to see her, she looked OK - nothing to write home about (slim, bordering on skinny, long hair in a ponytail, average looks and braces on her teeth.
I decided to give it a shot and booked in the app, for 1/2hr later.
Popped around to the other door and rang the bell at the appointed time. Nadia came down and let me in.
I was then asked to complete the usual form, which I did. She then led me to one of the newer rooms (thankfully not as stuffy and bright as the other one when I saw Amy!) and told me to get undressed.
Once stripped and lying face-down on the bed with a towel over me, she started a very professional massage, asking me now and then if it was all OK. She seemed genuinely to care about what she was doing.
This continued for around 30 minutes, never once a hint of anything else - no swipes, no nothing - I figured this was going the way of Amy and, as it turned out, it was :-(
On the turn, she then massaged my legs, chest and stomach - thinking she might venture south, but never did.
With 5 minutes to go, she asked me if I wanted anything else, but I said it was too late now and she'd not given me any hint of it. She told me I needed to let her know what I wanted next time!
On to round two - I was in the vicinity a couple of days later and thought "what the hell, why not"? Duly booked through the app and turned up 20 mins later.
The usual rigmarole of filling out the form ensued - shown into the same room as before, and this time I said: "So, bearing in mind our last conversation, what extras are on offer?" Nadia asked me what I wanted, so I suggested B2B, but she said "no but HJ was OK" for £30.
I said OK, but said that I needed to be teased more this time, all through the massage.
Same good competent massage, still covered with a towel all the time - this time there was the odd tiny tickle, but nothing to get excited about.
Asked to turn at 30 mins and then the leg massage started with much more hands on the "relevant bits", leading to a pretty good HJ, but the minute I came, she stopped and grabbed wipes for me - at my age, the sap doesn't all rise at the same time, so it would have been better for her to continue at least a bit longer!! Ah well.
She then covered me again and continued a proper massage, with no hint of anything that had gone before! Bizarre.
The massage finished, and she asked if that was better - I said it was. (Should have said "yes, but not much"!)
Paid her the money, and she left for me to get dressed. Out the door bang on the hour.
Yet again, I don't want to give it a negative, but it was borderline - but the actual massage was very good.
I'd still go back to see Lucie and Suzi (when she eventually comes back from Thailand).