👙Asian Four-Handed Escort🎊
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This girl has been advertising from different addresses and with rapidly changing photos in Morecambe for some months now.
Sunny weather, took a trip to the seaside and thought I'd see her to round the day off.
Comms good, location instructions good - in a back street off the promenade near the town centre.
Then it all turned to shit....
I went down the back road and found myself blocked off by a cordon. OK I thought I'll go along the prom and enter from the other end....
Oh No. Not a fuckin chance........road was closed, so was the pavement while an ITV "The Bay" camera crew filmed a police car chase. Well actually it was a moped chase with an unmarked car with flashing blue fairy lights stopping a moped on a zebra crossing - which promptly buggered off down a narrow shopping arcade leading onto the road where I needed to be. Couldn't get to the girl - all access blocked, while the backup plan of getting a handshandy at Tata's was scuppered by the unwashed hordes of holiday makers on the pavement outside watching the action. I'd had enough abuse a couple of weeks ago when I walked into Venus in Preston while all the staff from the shopping arcade were mustered outside following a bomb scare evacuation - I can do without comments on the lines of "dirty old git" - so just ploughing through the crowd wasn't an option.
In the end I gave up, sat on the prom and watched the near-naked candyfloss bikinis walk past.
Definite negative review. Not the girls fault - all down to whoever allowed the TV crew to film on what should have been a perfect shagging day
