Joyful Stone Stratford Upon Avon - Kiki

[Pete556]

External Link/Members Only

1 hour massage £50

Comms - not sure who handles these but was not very good. Gave me a time, but when I turned up they were busy. Not free for another 30 minutes.

Location - Middle of Stratford Town Centre. Easy to find. Plenty of parking around.

Venue - small shop within a small precinct. Not very discreet. Door locked when I arrived so had to wait outside while texting to gain entry. Very small reception area, one massage room downstairs and one upstairs which includes a shower in the corner. There is also a toilet upstairs.

Kiki - slim Chinese girl. Unsure of actual age, but guessing late 30's to mid 40's. Ordinary looking. Dressed in leggings and close fitting top. Unshaved below. Smallish tits.

Eventually gained entry to reception and had to wait a further 10 mins for Kiki to become free. Shown upstairs. Confirmed duration and handed over £50. Kiki left the room while I undressed and lay FD on massage bed.
Kiki returned and asked about pressure etc. Began standing at head of bed and worked neck, shoulders and down back to glutes. Stood to one side and continued down legs. No reach unders and/or CC swipes. Eventually asked off I wanted B2B which I agreed. Some negotiation on price and ended up at £50 for extras. Kiki stripped off and climbed aboard with me face up. Not much sliding around. Gave me access to tits and pussy. Suggested we change places and she lay down face up. Spread her legs for gentle fingering to climax. Changed places and she completed HE with further access to her pussy.

I would not return to be honest. She wasn't really my type. Comms was a nightmare.

[theejaculator]

Series of neutral to negative reviews been put up recently....might give this a swerve for a bit now..what a shame

[shed]

I've seen Kiki and Eva. Waste off time booking. When you go at the time they have no idea of a name or how long you want. Kiki is on my list to review  Thanks for the review

[camzz69]

Nice review Pete, piss poor on the comms front and a shame she wasn't your type.

Seems it's a mess here with comms - not a big surprise as like I said earlier, the number listed on VS has about 78 different ads and chicas running across the country. So if they have to deal with us peeps at some random location and then try to get the chicas lined up at so many venues it's always going to be a mess.

Shame, as it all showed some promise. I might give the place one more spin when they change over but am not falling for the receptionist trick again 

[mr.bluesky]

Series of neutral to negative reviews been put up recently....might give this a swerve for a bit now..what a shame

Likewise, been a regular visitor to Stratford lately and was thinking of giving this place a try but not many good reviews recently putting me off. Thank God for UK Punting.

[hwoangy]

I think Jenny has a dual sim phone and she gets the main enquiries as well as her personal number (seen her a few times and she gave me personal one). She may be in "don't care" mode and not really interested in booking appointments for younger chikas when she is about to leave herself! Also, to be devil's advocate: most of the neutral/neg reviews were on a bank holiday glorious sunny weekend. Stratford was pumping as it is a big summer tourist town. I'm a local, I'm curious to go once Jenny is not there to see if comms/rebranding, etc. is better and will post a review when that visit happens!