Japanese girl - Blackpool

[Blackpool Rock]

I've had the hangover horn all day and been thinking about unloading while looking at AW and VS profiles plus a helping of Porn so I finally succumbed to booking a girl and couldn't be arsed driving to Preston (mistake)
Decided to plump for one of the Blackpool Asians who I know won't be the girl in the pics but a few of them have had decent reviews recently, anyway I made the mistake of going for this one whose location was on Chapel Street near Central Drive, The girl will change every week or so even if the profile continues, it stood out as being different as it listed an extra £10 for kissing and OWO

Quick replies by WhatsApp, I arrive 10 minutes early and contact to say let me know and after a few minutes get a message back telling me the key code, what a fucking disaster as there was a keypad which was obvious which i'm entering the number into but the actual keypad is under the bastard door handle and you have to spin it round.
I asked her to come down and let me in which perhaps the lazy bitch should have done to begin with but just as I got the code entered and opened the door she'd actually come down the stairs
My initial reaction was to turn and walk away as she simply wasn't shagable, i'd had a shit day all day and it was getting worse, every bone in my body was just saying walk but like some simple cunt of a retard for some reason I followed the fucking pig in and up the stairs to her lair, entered the room and it fucking reeked of smoke, how the fucking alarm hadn't gone off is beyond me

So the girl bore no resemblance whatsoever to the girl in the pics (expected) but she was the polar opposite probably 5'2" but more like a size 14 which with her small height made it worse, not at all pretty and with manky teeth
I've already decided that i'm not paying extra to kiss this and i'm also thinking I don't want OWO either so I pay her £60/hh as there wasn't a 15 minute option but at least I managed to bat away the hour option that she kept pushing

I strip off wondering WTF I was actually doing as i'm pretty sure I won't be able to perform, she strips off and it's not a good sight, saggy tits and a gut with stretch marks, I wouldn't fuck this if she was paying me 

I end up lying on my front while she rubs my back hoping that I will get in the mood enough at least for a HJ, I did ask if she had any oil as an oily wank may have done it but she said no 
A few minutes in and she tells me to turn over then starts wanking me but i'm flaccid and there's not any sign of life even with a blue pill as you do have to at least fancy what's in front of you slightly
What I'd also noticed when she was rubbing my back was that she kept fucking sniffing all the time, I asked if she had a cold but she claimed that it was the sea air, i'm calling BS on that
She wanks me and nothing is happening but she still wants to put the condom on me for oral, by now i'm lying there wishing for a big hole to open up and swallow me and start making excuses that i'm really hot so may not get hard.
Condom on and she starts sucking my soft cock for a few minutes all the time sniffing but proper snot gobbling type sniffing 

I know this is a shit show and isn't getting any better so make my excuse that i'm just too hot, in fairness she offers to use lube and wank me off then to massage me but I tell her that I'm going as i'm just wasting her time now
I dress and leave after about 15 minutes feeling dirty as fuck and really dejected, it's one of those punts that you know you shouldn't do then you know you should walk then walk away feeling bad with buyers remorse

Note to self - Next time you're tempted to book and you 100% know it's not the girl in the pics just throw the money in the bin instead 

It's my own fault for being a twat but at least i'm only £60 lighter and still have balls full of spunk so hopefully there will be something worth punting next week

Oh and I was her 1st punter of the day, this was 9.00 this evening so clearly no return business

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[Thephoenix]

"The star of the shit show is a sniffing unshagable pig with manky teeth"
What's wrong with you, you "retarded twat?" 

[scouting]

Thanks BR, as negative reviews go this was hilarious 

[Snagbadjer]

Grim stuff, mate. Why do we struggle to walk sometimes lol. Just use the wallet in the car trick or answer your phone and pretend you're getting a parking ticket or something.

[Royalthailover]

Sounds EXACTLY the same as my punt a few weeks ago which I mentioned in another post recently. I reckon it has to be the same girl. Mine was the 1 near central pier though.

Im sorry for still not reviewing as im genuinely trying to erase it from my memory but this brings it flooding back!

[Blackpool Rock]

Thanks BR, as negative reviews go this was hilarious 

Well at least it has some comedy value 

[Blackpool Rock]

Grim stuff, mate. Why do we struggle to walk sometimes lol. Just use the wallet in the car trick or answer your phone and pretend you're getting a parking ticket or something.

Yeah I knew I should turn heels and walk as soon as the door opened, I could have used the whole getting in the door sage as an excuse plus once in I couldn't shut the fucking door as the mat had moved and was jamming it, I did actually think of using this as an excuse to walk on the basis that the place wasn't safe but for some reason didn't.
Then I thought about walking when the room stank of smoke but didn't 

[Blackpool Rock]

Sounds EXACTLY the same as my punt a few weeks ago which I mentioned in another post recently. I reckon it has to be the same girl. Mine was the 1 near central pier though.

Im sorry for still not reviewing as im genuinely trying to erase it from my memory but this brings it flooding back!

Don't know if this was a usual place they work from or just an air B&B type place, multiple flats in the place though

As I say this advert sticks out and i've seen it for a while now as it actually lists some prices for the extras in the likes list whereas the other Asian profiles don't
Phone number ending 1873

I see the same picture has now popped up on an advert in Sheffield and the profile blurb is similar in how it lists things and the extras priced in the likes list but the phone number is different, my guess would be that the girls perhaps don't do their own comms and the phone number remains with the location  I've actually has this number in my phone book since about November

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[scutty brown]

I'd hazard a guess this is the group from the Foxhall Rd slum just moved round the corner

[Thriceweekly]

Oh dear BR! Impulsive punts never seem to work out well..... But thankfully I've never had such a shocker. 

[Snagbadjer]

Useful top, guys: if you want to see if different profiles are by the same group, you can put them into AI and it will tell you as it can identify patterns and trends like a certain order of emojis or whatever. You just have to block the pics out on Chat coz it won't do porn or smut, but I think Grok does.

[Laid_back_bloke]

Sounds like the Chinese/Japanese ones I’ve been seeing recently. Most seem OK, but there was one who stunk of fags. Guess I’ve generally been lucky with them.

[Bhamguy]

Cheers for review m8
One I will definitely  avoid when I move up there in next couple of weeks

[Snagbadjer]

If you close your eyes, can you still feel the saggy tits?

[raging_bull]

LOL. You funny fucker. This was a hilarious read.

I myself have often been, as you so eloquently put, a simple cunt of a retard. Knowing full well that it's going to be a shit punt, sometimes even before I've turned up. I still went ahead with it far too many times.

The male horn is a mysterious and unstoppable force.

Also. I don't know if I'm unlucky, but I find vivastreet is like playing Russian Roulette with 5 bullets in the chamber. I mostly avoid it for this reason. Although I have, very rarely, found some absolute diamonds on there.

Sorry it didn't work out. And thanks for the laugh. I needed it.