This was more like it. Thighs that could crack walnuts, snogs like a supercharged vacuum cleaner, bazookas that defy gravity, a mane of tousled sexy hair, and dirty, pouty lips.
Maybe I’ve been spending too much time of late punting with skinny 20 year olds? Most of them are pretty crappy service providers, even if their bodies merit close inspection. Izabel is not 19 by a long shot, but she is a consummate professional. I reckon you can throw pretty much anything at her and she won’t flinch.
We spent 30 minutes frantically snogging, sucking and fucking. She does exactly what it says on the tin, and is funny and engaging with it. She also has a bit of Italian heritage in her, which means a sexy accent as well.
I met with her purely by chance – I didn’t look at any reviews or photos, as this punt was all very last minute. But I now see that she is clearly a bit of a legend – another HOD legend I can tick off, along with Ella, and Mira. And Amy. And all the other ones whose names I’ve forgotten.
She was off out for New Year with the HOD maid and other family members directly after the punt. I'd love to be a fly on the wall at that party.
What else to say? The venue was the new-ish HOD II, ten mins from Victoria, in one of those anonymous streets around Victoria that are full of crappy hotels and bed sits. Lovely bright, clean flat with a proper shower and a good, firm bed.
Nothing I can think of.
And a 'Happy New Year' to one and all. May your punts in the coming year be all that you want them to be.