Author Topic: Thai_Lydia - Lincoln  (Read 819 times)


4 review(s) for Thai_Lydia (3 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Cupid Stuntz]

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Quick summary
Meh punt with a so-so Thai that was reasonably fit but rushed me in the second half of the meet and who runs a conveyer belt service.

Agreement
£80 for 30 mins. No extras taken but the list was endless and I can't be bothered to type all of them. A few include kissing (10 - which you likely won't get). anal (40), OWO (10), CIM (10).

Comms
WhatsApp. Easy enough.

Location
North of Lincoln near the castle. Small terraced house which you access through the back gate and she comes out to let you in. Discreet enough but I had a bloke asking me for a quid outside. It's next to a shop so you can grab a drink after to get the taste of minge out your mouth.

SP
Looks notrhing like the pics. Can't be sure if it's not the same girl due to the excessive photoshopping. She's attractive: normal Thai height, long black hair with dyed auburn streaks, little soft hands, rosy lips, more-Oriental eyes, decent bod and small soft natural baps.

The meet
Exchanged a few pleasantaries and fooled myself into thinking it could be a banging meet.

Refused a massaged and she began by stroking her nails over my body and balls. Clearly one of those SPs who like to get you hard with minimal touching i.e. the mouth. I wasn't allowed to touch her above the neck or kiss her (boring). Hair smelled a bit musky and she apologised for that (why not just wash it?).

Asked to eat her out assuming she'd say no but she was up for it. Would not allow her nipples to be licked (too "sensitive"). So I got to work before she called time on it about one minute later, ruining my plan to loosen her up a bit with some clam game.

Told me to fuck her on top (I like to choose my own order of positions but wasn't going to argue). Did her in mish, reared up and pumped her while holding her forearms, then legs on shoulders for some deep piston strokes. No complaints from her.

I asked for doggy and she turned around. She has a really nice pert arse and a lovely smooth back (can't recall any tats) and I gave her shoulders a good kneading as I gave her a good pounding in doggy. She had to do her hair up again which had fallen down during the action and had ignored my request to have it hanging loose from the start of the punt.

Switch to standing doggy and saw out what I guessed was most of the 30 minutes. She piped up saying I had "three minoots left!"

She couldn't pull the condom off due to her nails so I did and she gave me a lacklustre HJ, refusing my request to suck my ears. Did tell her it would make me cum faster but she wanted to double down on the workmanlike HJ which does nothing for me, so I activated the fail safe image in my mind of a FAF work colleague and shot a good 4-5 ropes onto my stomach.

At this point I was basically frog-marched to the shower, rushed and given a bollocking for taking longer than 30 seconds, and then pressured and coaxed to get dressed as if my life depended on it.

Multiple times she told me she has another booking. I told her I was still probably only on about 29 minutes but she was having none of it. She told me to come back again but I obviously won't.

Thought I might bump into the next punter but had a quick scan left and right and no sign of the old head-down, looking-at-phone, bouncing from foot-to-foot punter. Just the rogue asking me for a quid.

Conclusion
I know it's a job to them but we're the ones paying their bloody wages so should reasonably be expected to receive a half-decent service. I just about got the full 30 mins but this is not worth £80 to me.

Had wanted to see this one but she would not include kissing in the overpriced £90 HH rate so I fucked her off (External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only



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Offline MaxVerstappen

That’s a nice well written review mate. Thanks, I had a few laughs  :D

Better luck next time.

ps: I know this ain’t a lot, but here’s a like for your troubles  :hi:

Online Snagbadjer

Cheers, mate. Got to have a laugh about it, haven't ya? Looking forward to your next review.

Offline Gplincs

Long time out of the thai game I did like this one but after your review Ill probably pass!
thanks for your great help!

Offline Jamesbattersea

That's a shame, she looks lovely.

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That's a shame, she looks lovely.

Hi James. She was very attractive and the fleeting moments I was allowed to pump away were really nice. It's just the rushed service and the tricks used. Perhaps she'd be better on a longer punt, I don't know. I was disappointed tbh.

Offline MaxVerstappen

Hi James. She was very attractive and the fleeting moments I was allowed to pump away were really nice. It's just the rushed service and the tricks used. Perhaps she'd be better on a longer punt, I don't know. I was disappointed tbh.

Nah, unlikely, if they can’t be arsed then they simply can’t be arsed, it wouldn’t matter how long you booked them for as the result would be the same. Crap 💩

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Nah, unlikely, if they can’t be arsed then they simply can’t be arsed, it wouldn’t matter how long you booked them for as the result would be the same. Crap 💩

Yeah you're right, would be dumb to risk and hour punt with someone who can't be bothered during the half hour. Stunning Valentina is back in Lincoln this week so I'll be on her like a tramp on chips as she does amazing service, unlike this piss taker.