Here is my review of x_isabella_x
External Link/Members Only My circumstances have changed and I don't have the opportunity to punt as often as I once did, but rules are rules .
April 2026
1hr £160
Location: Bromsgrove, Incall. No frills hotel with discreet enough entry. Registration required at reception desk.
Communication: As typical for this group of ladies, arranged on the site via her pimp. Phonecall from Isabella on unknown number on arrival with directions.
I had a phonecall from Isabella whilst on route asking if I was nearby and could I come earlier (maybe she'd had a cancelation or no-show). I couldn't as I'd planned my journey based on the time I was booked in for.
I parked up at the hotel and she phoned from a withheld number 10 minutes before the arranged booking time to say she was ready and gave the room number.
I entered the hotel and registered my car with reception.
Magic door trick (I suppose to be expected), bit disappointed when I got the first proper glimpse of her, I'd say late thirties at a push if not early 40's.
Photos are clearly heavily photoshopped as she looks much older and a lot chubbier around the stomach area in person. Very far from the flat stomach portrayed in the blue underwear picture.
Profile pictures have had a revamp recently to professionally done pictures and are even more flattering now than the previous amateur homemade pictures that were on her profile before.
So if her pictures weren't misleading enough before then they certainly are now.
Paperwork sorted straight away and bit of general chit chat asking how my day had been etc. Offered a drink which I declined and I took a shower instead.
I took the lead with some kisses (LFK). I undressed her and we proceeded to the bed where I performed oral and fingering on her until I believe she orgasmed, she was clean enough.
She then returned the favour, until after about 15 minutes I asked for a condom for sex. Started in doggy, then moved to cowgirl, then missionary to finish. She seemed happy to oblige with all requested positions.
Another quick shower to clean up. Dressed with some small talk. Left 15 minutes early by my choice as I was done and thought it would be a bit of a push to fit another round in.
Rated her neutral as she was enthusiastic and pleasant enough. Couldn't really justify a positive though due to the difference between her profile pictures and the real-life her, and also the session seemed a little scripted/going through the motions.
