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External Link/Members Only Was looking for a fit sexy blonde milf, but info on profile misleading. No reviews or info on here, AW feedback, and field reports, a waste of time reading.
Professional photo shoot images, are very flattering, and several that show tummy are airbrushed.
Definitely nearer 50 than 40, botox, and lips fillers are evident.
Quick reply on AW, was asked to put in booking request. Arranged in advance, given postcode.
Still hadn't confirmed or sent her number, 15-20 mins before start of booking. I had got a number off her VS profile, which is not the one she uses - wasn't brimming with confidence :/ at this point!
Ended up, firing her an AW email, to say I was on her street, and she called a few mins later, to direct me to her flat.
Location is near top of Easter road, so public transport links are nearby.
Paid £160 for an hour.
Jade - GND that's had a tough paper round. Talks more weegie scheme bird, than east coast courtesan....Has blonde hair, couldn't swear it's natural, as 1st impression I thought it was from a bottle. Tanned - yup, height, & weight near enough.
Claims to have large naturals, 32DD
but her tits are like deflated balloons - God knows how she shows such cleavage in the gallery pics?.
J was wearing black lingerie, bra knickers, suspenders, so her abdomen was showing, and I could see obvious signs of weight loss, loose skin, and probably surgery, not attractive...her ass is also quite flat when she's standing.
In hindsight, should have given her a token gesture for her time, made my excuses, and left, but couldn't be arsed looking for a plan B.
So paid up, took shower, and got down to it, as quick as I could ( jade likes to blether, and discloses too much personal info).
Kissing okay, feeling each other up, couldn't hide my dismay when she took off her bra, & panties. Fair play though, she's not shy, doesn't try to cover up with basque or bodysuit, puts it all out there ( pity this wasn't the case on her profile.).
She started Owo, which was poor, basically sooking the first inch or two at best, then vigorously jack hammering my knob, also intermediate wanking which was rough for the most part.
Asked if she could sit on my face, wasn't too fussed, but went with, and she was fully shaved, fresh, and her pink pussy was in okay shape.
The 69 wasn't doing much for me, so got her on her back for more RO, and she got quite wet, & responsive, and could feel her pussy gripping, and contracting on my two fingers.
Got bagged up, and mish, with her knees up at her chest, the legs in air.
I believe she does go to workout at gym, her arms, legs are toned, and she has some core strength to keep her legs up in the air, as she demonstrated!
I got behind her next, and tbf, she didn't look too bad bent over, splayed out in front of me - small waist, and the stockings, & sussies helped.
I suggested she go on top, thinking rcg, might get me over the line, but Miss J said she doesn't do that ( something else that should be on profile), as she has a gastric band fitted? This was a first for me, and kind of killed mood, & my boner .
Was keen to boost, so finished with HR, quick cleanup, dressed, and said our fare de wells.
In summary :
I have omitted a few details from punt, as these would possibly give away, both hers, & my own identity.
I'm giving this meet a neutral, as she was friendly, and quite game on, at certain points, but I believe i'm being generous, despite all the false advertising/claims on her profile.
Suffice it to say, I won't be revisiting Miss Jade.
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