TS Tabatha — Nottingham

[FScottFitzgerald]

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Price:
I was quoted £100 for 30 minutes (with no extras).

When:
May 2026

Location:
A small apartment block in Nottingham city centre near the castle. It wasn't one I've been to before, and I always enjoy unlocking new parts of the map. When I'm walking around the city, if I pass an apartment building I've punted in before, I like to mentally think to myself, "I've boned a Thai bird in there." etc. Anyway, the apartment itself was nice, safe, and clean.

Communication:
Quick and responsive replies on WhatsApp; apartment number furnished within seconds of me saying I'd arrived. I always appreciate not being made to stand around looking like a lemming, awkwardly lurking around an entrance.

The girl:
A bloke in a wig basically. She looked nice in the photos, and had multiple positive reviews stretching back almost a decade. But, respectfully, the other reviewers must have been smoking crack. As soon as I saw her, I was a hair's width away from pretending I'd forgotten my money in the car and needed to leave, but I didn't. I really, really wish I had. She has nice tits, but the almost mythical illusion of a beautiful TS was missing here, and I struggled to get hard because it just felt like I was in bed with a bloke.

The meet:
She has a pleasant, welcoming personality, and did try her best to make me hard, but she couldn't. She slobbered over my penis, but as soon as she did, I couldn't wait to go home and have a shower. I ended up leaving after 15 minutes with the only attempt at anything sexual being me fondling her tits, and her attempting to nosh me off.

The reason this is a Negative, and not a Neutral (as I can't give her a Negative for not finding her attractive since beauty is subjective etc.) is because she smelled very bad. I've punted with women that smelled of BO, I've punted with women that had fishy clunges, but this was a first for me — Tabatha actually smelled like shit. I don't know whether she'd slipped out a silent-but-deadly fart, or if she'd recently dropped like a log in the toilet, but the smell was overpowering and it's what finally prompted me to leave.

I hope this review isn't too unpleasant because, as above, she is a genuinely nice and affable lady. But, IMO, she is not attractive at all, and she needs to up her hygiene drastically.

Overall:
-1/10. Will I return? No.

[ptt67]

The girl:
A bloke in a wig basically. She looked nice in the photos, and had multiple positive reviews stretching back almost a decade. But, respectfully, the other reviewers must have been smoking crack. As soon as I saw her, I was a hair's width away from pretending I'd forgotten my money in the car and needed to leave, but I didn't. I really, really wish I had. She has nice tits, but the almost mythical illusion of a beautiful TS was missing here, and I struggled to get hard because it just felt like I was in bed with a bloke.

Sorry mate but your description of her as 'a bloke in a wig basically' beggars belief! I appreciate that we all have different tastes but I have seen a vast number of extremely attractive (and some simply world class) TSs and there is no way that your physical description of Tabatha is either fair or realistic - I found her to be extremely good looking and also very passable! As for myself and the numerous others who have reviewed her being crack heads, well, frankly that too is simply farcical.

Regarding hygene, I can only say that when I met with her, her cleanliness was impeccable and she smelt divine!

Frankly, your review smacks of an attack and suggests an attempt to discredit this particular SP.

Punters who frequent these boards can decide for themselves, which of her reviews are accurate - the numerous very positive ones (from well respected and long standing) members or this outrageously negative one!

[Tmor25]

I have to say my experiences of her have always been brilliant. Admittedly not payed for punts (net in a club). I agree she is also very attractive and convincing. Each to their own.

[diver ted]

OP - FScottFitzgerald
...is it possible these two have got mixed up by mistake?
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[majorlazeruk]

I punted her last year in Cardiff and all was good.
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[thatsaint]

OP - FScottFitzgerald
...is it possible these two have got mixed up by mistake?
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think your right Ted, the one OP quoted doesn't look like a bloke in a wig, the other one does, and I do remember seeing her advertising in the midlands area.

[ptt67]

think your right Ted, the one OP quoted doesn't look like a bloke in a wig, the other one does, and I do remember seeing her advertising in the midlands area.

...except that the only positive comment he makes regarding her looks is that 'she has nice tits'. This other, wig wearing Tabatha, is clearly a TV and doesn't (as far as I can tell) have tits at all   

[thatsaint]

...except that the only positive comment he makes regarding her looks is that 'she has nice tits'. This other, wig wearing Tabatha, is clearly a TV and doesn't (as far as I can tell) have tits at all 

that's a good point

[FScottFitzgerald]

Frankly, your review smacks of an attack and suggests an attempt to discredit this particular SP.

Punters who frequent these boards can decide for themselves, which of her reviews are accurate - the numerous very positive ones (from well respected and long standing) members or this outrageously negative one!

I never quite understand comments like this. Why would I want to attack or discredit this SP? What would I gain from doing so?

I stand by every word in my review as it's an accurate representation of my personal experience with her.

You are correct that my negative experience appears to be anomalous since almost every other punter has had a positive experience, but — as above — my experience was absolutely abhorrent.

Other punters, rightly, can make an informed decision as to whether or not they want to see her — and most probably will.

[FScottFitzgerald]

OP - FScottFitzgerald
...is it possible these two have got mixed up by mistake?
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Thanks, Ted. Someone asked me the same via DMs, but no confusion here.

[ptt67]

Thanks, Ted. Someone asked me the same via DMs, but no confusion here.

Plenty of confusion here, but clearly I've just be chugging too much on my crack pipe

[thatsaint]

I never quite understand comments like this. Why would I want to attack or discredit this SP? What would I gain from doing so?

I stand by every word in my review as it's an accurate representation of my personal experience with her.

You are correct that my negative experience appears to be anomalous since almost every other punter has had a positive experience, but — as above — my experience was absolutely abhorrent.

Other punters, rightly, can make an informed decision as to whether or not they want to see her — and most probably will.

Fair enough, I've had terrible punts and then someone writes a glowing positive, it does happen. Good luck on better fortune for your future punts