I first saw this girl back in January. I remember this punt very clearly, because the public car park behind their block was so iced up, I thought I was not going to be able to get my car out. I was sliding all over the place. That would have been a fun call to the wife. ‘Cheam, DW? Where the fuck is Cheam? And what the fuck are you doing in Cheam?”
(I am exaggerating for comic effect. Mrs DW would never actually use language like this - she is the opposite of potty mouthed. Which is perhaps why i am skulking around Cheam shagging Thai hookers)
I then did a swerve to her flat mate Bella, who I have seen several times, but I would say they both offer a similar service.
I am reviewing her again because this was a fifteen-minute punt, which is a first for me.
I booked, then managed to totally screw up my train times. She squeezed me in at a different time but could only offer me the shorter slot. I had showered at home, so I dived straight in when I entered the flat, conscious of time. I always shower at the start of a punt, so not doing this felt weird. We then did the deed, but it felt very flat. Clearly, I need at least ten minutes at the start of a punt to get my engine going. Lesson learned.
She’s a good-looking girl, with wonderful breasts, and a commendable attitude. £60 for 15 mins, plus £10 for DFK which she still delivers with gusto.
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