“Double Bounces’ 😱
My god man. This is UKP men you’re talking with here. Big, strong, strapping, athletically virile bunch of fuckers here.
Not some group of Nancy boys who would have items stuck up their botties or go with anybody who had a willy.
Oh wait a minute 
Had willy is a grey area
Post really needs to be on every self respecting punters CV
A one off, three times if you like it
They cant look like a bloke & you cant immediately tell
Have / has a willy however is an entirely different ball game, so to write
This is batting i suppose if someone is entirely wasted & didn't realise until too late excusable
As a one off
On the condition that they tell their real mates so they can all have a laarf
Twice or more is suspect
& they play badminton as i mention
