The best escorts are attractive and good at what they do

[gurds]

It should be noted that some escorts make up complete lies about clients. Shows how vindictive a minority are.

You have to laugh , one made up lie about me saying I put a butt plug up my ass, took it out and shat the bed.

  really is laughable and a complete lie.

So it shows how untrustworthy any feedback/reports of clients are when many will make up complete lies. Is something to be aware of.

Some escorts clearly just have a disdain of what they do and also clients in general.

The best escorts are the ones that are very attractive and good at what they do and enjoy it. The most successful escorts generally are the best looking ones that are also friendly and great at what they do.




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[lewisjones23]

groundbreaking discovery, how did you manage to solve this eternal mystery?

[alabama1]

It should be noted that some escorts make up complete lies about clients. Shows how vindictive a minority are.

You have to laugh , one made up lie about me saying I put a butt plug up my ass, took it out and shat the bed.

  really is laughable and a complete lie.

So it shows how untrustworthy any feedback/reports of clients are when many will make up complete lies. Is something to be aware of.

Some escorts clearly just have a disdain of what they do and also clients in general.

The best escorts are the ones that are very attractive and good at what they do and enjoy it. The most successful escorts generally are the best looking ones that are also friendly and great at what they do.



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Hang on , i need to copy and paste this info. Wish you'd shared this info earlier OP, would've saved me a fortune over the years !

[ZeroCount]

Also, sorry to hear about the butt plug experience. It could happen to the best of us! 

[RandomGuy99]

I'd say that the best escorts are attractive and deliver a great service at a reasonable price.  They don't have to be the most attractive though.

[jamiekinkxxx]

Gurds is at it again!

Profound! 

[Fuzzyduck]

Gurds is at it again!

Profound! 

I think he'd had too many buzzballz. His rant looks like he's trying to discredit a SP who made some allegation about him somewhere. It just makes me think it's probably true.

[Waterhouse]

You have to laugh , one made up lie about me saying I put a butt plug up my ass, took it out and shat the bed.

Given the amount of shit you usually come out with here, I actually find that quite believable.

The best escorts are the ones that are very attractive and good at what they do and enjoy it.

And while we’re on the subject, No shit, Sherlock?

The most successful escorts generally are the best looking ones that are also friendly and great at what they do.

Not necessarily true… i.e. Sarah Taylor, Lisa32ff/Lisa2010 - both successful, neither particularly good looking, both past their sell-by date IMO.

[EmmaJ]

Whist I haven't quite figured out what the point of this thread is one thing I do know is  that  some people do lie, it's universal unfortunately, however as the OP has mentioned the main report he has failed to mention he has many more.

At what point does an individual go from taking an allegation with a piece of salt, to realising there seems to be a common theme going on?

[PilotMan]

Maybe someone hit him up the arse and loosened that area 

I had a minor car accident 2 weeks ago,

[MaxVerstappen]

It should be noted that some escorts make up complete lies about clients. Shows how vindictive a minority are.

You have to laugh , one made up lie about me saying I put a butt plug up my ass, took it out and shat the bed.

  really is laughable and a complete lie.

So it shows how untrustworthy any feedback/reports of clients are when many will make up complete lies. Is something to be aware of.

Some escorts clearly just have a disdain of what they do and also clients in general.

The best escorts are the ones that are very attractive and good at what they do and enjoy it. The most successful escorts generally are the best looking ones that are also friendly and great at what they do.




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You been drinking again?!!   

stay off it pal 

[Stevelondon]

Another minefield discussion.

I’ve had some seriously quite ordinary punts with lasses who are drop dead gorgeous (beauty in the eye etc)

Similarly some quite incredible meets with girls best described as GND. 🤷🏼

I’m sure Einstein would have come up with an equation for all this very complicated punt stuff.

Cost, looks, service, travel, location, time.

[Iceman90]

True in my experience. The best looking ones tend to deliver the best service. Ugly to average ones are so unbelievably entitled and delusional.

[Jonestown]

Attractiveness and beauty are abstracts, what is attractive to one person might not meet another persons criteria, an example might be Jamie Lee Curtis who has really quite masculine features but some people find her both hot and attractive . I’ve punted with girls who could reasonably claim to be beautiful, some were completely up their arse and a lousy punt, and some were completely unaffected by their beauty and were great punts. Similarly ugliness is not a decisive factor, I’ve punted with a girl who looked like the late boxer Brian London, but she had a spanking body and was a smoking hot punt. Generalising about people’s character based on there appearance is a dangerous habit.

[Punterperson1971]

One sp I see(just been reviewed again today)not the best looking but was most likely in her younger years gives an great service and doesn’t short change you on time  or rip you off, she still gets lots of positives despite people commenting on her looks they said they’d still go back to see her

[gurds]

Attractiveness and beauty are abstracts, what is attractive to one person might not meet another persons criteria, an example might be Jamie Lee Curtis who has really quite masculine features but some people find her both hot and attractive . I’ve punted with girls who could reasonably claim to be beautiful, some were completely up their arse and a lousy punt, and some were completely unaffected by their beauty and were great punts. Similarly ugliness is not a decisive factor, I’ve punted with a girl who looked like the late boxer Brian London, but she had a spanking body and was a smoking hot punt. Generalising about people’s character based on there appearance is a dangerous habit.

Nowadays with ai it can rate anyone out of 10 in terms of overall physical attractiveness. E.g. brad Pitt in his prime it rated 9.5.

It rated me 7.8. It analyses lots of things and comes up with a rating out of 10. There are some basic standards of attractiveness. E g. Someone that is obese can never be more than a 3 for example.

[Waterhouse]

Nowadays with ai it can rate anyone out of 10 in terms of overall physical attractiveness. E.g. brad Pitt in his prime it rated 9.5.

It rated me 7.8. It analyses lots of things and comes up with a rating out of 10. There are some basic standards of attractiveness. E g. Someone that is obese can never be more than a 3 for example.

What utter bollocks. You really are full of it.  Attractiveness is based on more than just looks or whether or not someone is carrying more timber than someone else.

[PilotMan]

What utter bollocks. You really are full of it.  Attractiveness is based on more than just looks or whether or not someone is carrying more timber than someone else.

If it's just a picture, how would your assertion work?

[WelshClipper]

Another minefield discussion.

I’ve had some seriously quite ordinary punts with lasses who are drop dead gorgeous (beauty in the eye etc)

Similarly some quite incredible meets with girls best described as GND. 🤷🏼

I’m sure Einstein would have come up with an equation for all this very complicated punt stuff.

Cost, looks, service, travel, location, time.

This is so my experience. I’ve had crap punts with beauties and great punts with ones described on here as plain Janes. I’ve had one who really took the piss but I haven’t met any who are actually nasty.

Most are just human beings doing a job that remains essential despite the opinions of the “mu***et” league. 

[Ivor Hunch]

"...we didn't receive any messages, and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon"

And Gurds definitely did not shit the bed.  Whatever could make one think that he had.

[MaxVerstappen]

Nowadays with ai it can rate anyone out of 10 in terms of overall physical attractiveness. E.g. brad Pitt in his prime it rated 9.5.

It rated me 7.8. It analyses lots of things and comes up with a rating out of 10. There are some basic standards of attractiveness. E g. Someone that is obese can never be more than a 3 for example.

  how do you come up with this shite?!

[Fuzzyduck]

how do you come up with this shite?!

I think he just pops a butt plug up his ass and, well, it just comes out. This thread only serves to show OP is vacuous in more ways than one.

[Jonestown]

It rated me 7.8. It analyses lots of things and comes up with a rating out of 10. There are some basic standards of attractiveness. E g. Someone that is obese can never be more than a 3 for example.

Oh well, I suppose being rated moderately handsome must be some compensation for being an idiot.

[gurds]

What utter bollocks. You really are full of it.  Attractiveness is based on more than just looks or whether or not someone is carrying more timber than someone else.

This is referring to physical attractiveness not attractiveness in general. Other elements as well.
E.g. people like those that like them, so if you don't outwardly show that you like another person they won't like you.

[MaxVerstappen]

I think he just pops a butt plug up his ass and, well, it just comes out. This thread only serves to show OP is vacuous in more ways than one.

 

For some reason every time I see his username gurds pop up I immediately think about that yellowish substance that you get under your foreskin if you don’t wash it properly. Is that what gurds is?! 

[Punterperson1971]

For some reason every time I see his username gurds pop up I immediately think about that yellowish substance that you get under your foreskin if you don’t wash it properly. Is that what gurds is?! 

Knobcheese

[PilotMan]

Knobcheese

fromunder cheese

[MissWolf]

For some reason every time I see his username gurds pop up I immediately think about that yellowish substance that you get under your foreskin if you don’t wash it properly. Is that what gurds is?! 

Smeg....

I tend to see his name and replace the g with a t which fits nicely with his but plug 

[jamiekinkxxx]

Smeg....

I tend to see his name and replace the g with a t which fits nicely with his but plug 

 

[Stevelondon]

Attractiveness and beauty are abstracts, what is attractive to one person might not meet another persons criteria, an example might be Jamie Lee Curtis who has really quite masculine features but some people find her both hot and attractive . I’ve punted with girls who could reasonably claim to be beautiful, some were completely up their arse and a lousy punt, and some were completely unaffected by their beauty and were great punts. Similarly ugliness is not a decisive factor, I’ve punted with a girl who looked like the late boxer Brian London, but she had a spanking body and was a smoking hot punt. Generalising about people’s character based on there appearance is a dangerous habit.

I remember watching Brian London with my dad yonks back.

My old man turned to me and said. “Some box era lead with their right of left. That blokes the only boxer I know who leads with his face” 

[Colston36]

It should be noted that some escorts make up complete lies about clients. Shows how vindictive a minority are.

You have to laugh , one made up lie about me saying I put a butt plug up my ass, took it out and shat the bed.

  really is laughable and a complete lie.

So it shows how untrustworthy any feedback/reports of clients are when many will make up complete lies. Is something to be aware of.

Some escorts clearly just have a disdain of what they do and also clients in general.

The best escorts are the ones that are very attractive and good at what they do and enjoy it. The most successful escorts generally are the best looking ones that are also friendly and great at what they do.

What analytical mind Gurds has. Though I'm a little disappointed that he didn't tell us what characterises the worst escorts. Also a little advice on how to work out the number of days in a week would help.

[MaxVerstappen]

Knobcheese

Precisely 

Looks like curdled cheese/milk

Smeg....

I tend to see his name and replace the g with a t which fits nicely with his but plug 

 

[Garyhart]

I think he'd had too many buzzballz. His rant looks like he's trying to discredit a SP who made some allegation about him somewhere. It just makes me think it's probably true.

I don’t know why he decided to tell on himself, a bit embarrassing to be honest. If I had done that, the CIA wouldn’t be able to waterboard that info out of me

[koshkaj]

i thought the best escorts are good at what they do and are reasonably priced. what is 'reasonable' varies from person to person.

attractiveness may affect the pricing but is unlikely to guarantee better service, so is more a personal thing, imo.

[Munter84]

one made up lie about me saying I put a butt plug up my ass, took it out and shat the bed.

  really is laughable and a complete lie.

...why, was it actually a dildo?

[Shagswell2001]

Physical looks has fuck all to do with it.  It's the sexy vibe and connection between two people that makes for a good punt.
I'd rather punt an average looking Thai or Chinese girl that was giving off all the right signs than an ice cold super model Brazilian or Romanian girl.

[scutty brown]

Whist I haven't quite figured out what the point of this thread is ................

Don't worry Emma, you're not alone.
None of us can ever work out the point of any of his threads............they're mainly just attention seeking drivel

[scutty brown]

Knobcheese

Please,  be civilised. It's garlic fromage

[Paul9144]

Please,  be civilised. It's garlic fromage

 

[Sinnerman10]

I wonder who must have cleaned up the Shyte protein chocolate
Gurds or the Wg ? 

[alabama1]

Physical looks has fuck all to do with it.  It's the sexy vibe and connection between two people that makes for a good punt.
I'd rather punt an average looking Thai or Chinese girl that was giving off all the right signs than an ice cold super model Brazilian or Romanian girl.

Obviously it does, as you stipulate that you would be ok shagging an 'average looking' SP. Surely if looks didn't bother you, you would be happy shagging an ugly one 

[PilotMan]

Obviously it does, as you stipulate that you would be ok shagging an 'average looking' SP. Surely if looks didn't bother you, you would be happy shagging an ugly one 

I concur, I can't do ugly birds, no matter how good their service.

[loner]

I concur, I can't do ugly birds, no matter how good their service.

Yeah I can be quite satisfied shagging a super hot SP with poor service but I don't think I can have sex with an ugly woman.....I don't have to pay for that lmao

[Paul9144]

I concur, I can't do ugly birds, no matter how good their service.

Yeah I can be quite satisfied shagging a super hot SP with poor service but I don't think I can have sex with an ugly woman.....I don't have to pay for that lmao

Totally agree chaps, the same for me.

They need to be beautiful, and usually in my case, I expect it to be at the highest level.

The service could be the best rated out there but if she's not beautiful, it's a pointless exercise.

[hendrix]

Interesting, as I've never actually met an "ugly" woman in the real world. Lots of ugly people obviously, but that's always about their personality.

[Shagswell2001]

Obviously it does, as you stipulate that you would be ok shagging an 'average looking' SP. Surely if looks didn't bother you, you would be happy shagging an ugly one 

Oh yeah, I agree with you, my point is just because she is stunning looking dosnt mean she'll be a great punt.

[alabama1]

Oh yeah, I agree with you, my point is just because she is stunning looking dosnt mean she'll be a great punt.

[PilotMan]

Interesting, as I've never actually met an "ugly" woman in the real world. Lots of ugly people obviously, but that's always about their personality.

I see lots of ugly women, they're everywhere. I've also been unfortunate to have met some women with pretty faces, but ugly personalities.

[hendrix]

I see lots of ugly women, they're everywhere. I've also been unfortunate to have met some women with pretty faces, but ugly personalities.

I guess it comes down to definitions of "ugly" which have generally been handed down via classical beauty standards, or whatever bullshit is popular in the internet age. Marilyn Monroe is "fat" for example, or "uneven" facial features are ugly. Doesn't mean anything to me at all, but I'm glad we're all different!

[alabama1]

I guess it comes down to definitions of "ugly" which have generally been handed down via classical beauty standards, or whatever bullshit is popular in the internet age. Marilyn Monroe is "fat" for example, or "uneven" facial features are ugly. Doesn't mean anything to me at all, but I'm glad we're all different!

You can say that again. Imagine if we were all like gurds !