Author Topic: False knockers or Enhanced Boobs. How to spot them.  (Read 2006 times)

Offline Tony Blair

My preference is for natural boobs that are on the larger size and nicely shaped.

I see the irony of this as a fat old fart but if i'm paying my money I would like to know what I am getting.  Small boobs are fine so long as they are natural.

I get very disappointed if natural boobs are advertised and then false/enhanced are the reality

I did a quick search on AW and Escort Ireland.  Parameters were; Female Escort, Logged in in the last month, with pictures.  Breasts ticked as Natural, Enhanced or not ticked.  The results are in the graphs below.

On AW very few are declared which is the default I imagine on AW and 6% are declared as enhanced which I think is very low. 
Escort Ireland is a completely different distribution, only 5% undeclared so Natural is probably the default.  NB search is based on females for EI

So between bad data and false advertising the only way I can tell if an SP has natural boobs is to spend much time looking at the pictures but I have got it wrong a couple of times.  How do we fix this? 

(Thanks to gemini for the graphs)


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« Last Edit: April 28, 2026, 03:36:42 pm by Tony Blair »

Offline Tony Blair

I have to say this is a fabulous piece of research but the exact opposite of what I am looking for.



Online RandomGuy99

Fake ones often look a bit fuller and firmer than naturals. Pointing in opposite directions is usually a giveaway. Most of the time they look a bit larger than you might expect for the SP's body type.

Offline Jonestown

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Can we not split the difference, have one enhanced and one natural, sort of a before and after situation, equal opportunity titalege.

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If they look like glued-on shiny footballs and perfectly-shaped, then avoid  :scare:

Offline mancsguy1975

No movement at all when you ask the SP to do 10 star jumps  :unknown:

Offline luv2kiss54


So many Sp's lie about their breasts being natural  :dash:, its a real annoyance as like you im only interested in naturals. The problem is you only find out for sure when you've handed over the money and she unleashes them, by which time its too late.

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So many Sp's lie about their breasts being natural  :dash:, its a real annoyance as like you im only interested in naturals. The problem is you only find out for sure when you've handed over the money and she unleashes them, by which time its too late.

I have a solid preference for naturals but I can handle a pair that have been "well done".  From some reviews on here I've been fooled a couple of times.

I 100% draw the line at plastic fantastic Tupperware bowls or frozen fillets (and walk).

Offline Tony Blair

this is the point of the post.  How to avoid being misled into fake ones when they are not your thing.

So disappointed when I get it wrong. 

e.g. Big Booby british betty, I forgave a lot but not the boobs.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=435305.0

Offline DastardlyDick

It depends on what they're made of - silicone bolt ons look more natural as the gel used is closer to natural breast tissue, but they tend to feel colder than the rest of the body, depending on size. They also need a much bigger incision..
The newer, structured saline ones avoid the cold feel, and require a smaller incision as the gel is injected after the outer casing is inserted.
Finally, there are two "profiles" round and anatomical, with the latter being more tear drop shaped, like a natural breast.

Offline mancsguy1975

It depends on what they're made of - silicone bolt ons look more natural as the gel used is closer to natural breast tissue, but they tend to feel colder than the rest of the body, depending on size. They also need a much bigger incision..
The newer, structured saline ones avoid the cold feel, and require a smaller incision as the gel is injected after the outer casing is inserted.
Finally, there are two "profiles" round and anatomical, with the latter being more tear drop shaped, like a natural breast.

Saline and tear drop sounds like I could be persuaded to try a SP with fake ones - ive always be a sucker for huge naturals. Interesting !

Offline Captainhowdy666

Are you not there just to fuck them regardless if their tits ?

Online RandomGuy99

Put your head in-between them and go wibble wibble

Offline alabama1

Put your head in-between them and go wibble wibble
As regards the title, aren't they the same thing  :unknown: Sorry RG for including your statement by mistake lol
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Offline PepelePew

Have you seen the social media videos where ladies have realised that shining a torch into their fake boobs makes them glow in the dark? Maybe we could petition for AW to have this shot as a free introductory video for each profile, to confirm either way?

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Have you seen the social media videos where ladies have realised that shining a torch into their fake boobs makes them glow in the dark? Maybe we could petition for AW to have this shot as a free introductory video for each profile, to confirm either way?

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