Useful free apps

[Stevelondon]

I thought I’d be a good lad and point some of my member friends towards some free and very useful apps.

The first being one that helps deal with something we all have probably had issues with. Dust and grime building up in our mobile phones speaker outlets. Preventing clear and perfect sound etc.
Well……… no need to take it to the repair shop.
There is an app (maybe two or three). You simply download it and it connects to the phones inner cooling fan that simply spins incredibly fast and blows and blockages out of the outlets.
Buy be wary. I downloaded this in the pub. Switched it in and it blew the froth of a pint of bitter on the next table. It’s a powerful tool.

The other one is quite old but a lot of you may have forgotten about it. By simply downloading this free app. Your mobile phone becomes waterproof. To a depth of 20 metres I’ve been told but have to admit I’ve not put this to the test.

Anyway just Google for the links and there is no need to thank me.

[Doormatt]

Joke section maybe?

[shed]

Joke section maybe?

Why don't you drop your mobile down the toilet after loading the app and then you can let us all know so we can thank you, or not 

[myothernameis]

Why don't you drop your mobile down the toilet after loading the app and then you can let us all know so we can thank you, or not 

Is that the tool app, for your stool 

[fredhiggins]

I thought I’d be a good lad and point some of my member friends towards some free and very useful apps.

The first being one that helps deal with something we all have probably had issues with. Dust and grime building up in our mobile phones speaker outlets. Preventing clear and perfect sound etc.
Well……… no need to take it to the repair shop.
There is an app (maybe two or three). You simply download it and it connects to the phones inner cooling fan that simply spins incredibly fast and blows and blockages out of the outlets.
Buy be wary. I downloaded this in the pub. Switched it in and it blew the froth of a pint of bitter on the next table. It’s a powerful tool.

The other one is quite old but a lot of you may have forgotten about it. By simply downloading this free app. Your mobile phone becomes waterproof. To a depth of 20 metres I’ve been told but have to admit I’ve not put this to the test.

Anyway just Google for the links and there is no need to thank me.

[Stevelondon]

I thought about putting it in the joke section but it would have lost the plot somewhat.

It does make me wonder. Who are these people who fall for stuff like this. 🤷🏼

On my neighbourhood app. You will find someone posting nearly every day. Warning otters about a scam of some sort.
HMRC, parking fines, lottery wins. The list is endless. Yet folk fall prey and pay up or give card/bank details.

I’m just wondering what the next mobile phone app will be. Increase the size of your knob maybe.
Actually that’s quite an old one from at least ten years ago and I can tell you it doesn’t work …….

Err forget that last bit.

[shed]

Is that the tool app, for your stool 

 

[donnybob]

Ohh god. Ohh god, keep going.
Apologies  that's my new rim tone app

[Stevelondon]

Ohh god. Ohh god, keep going.
Apologies  that's my new rim tone app

       I hope that’s a recording of your voice.